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ISSUE 4 16 SEPTEMBER 2002 LINKS/CONTACT ARCHIVE
INSIDE: Science test:             Think you know your science? Write a 50,000 word physics thesis. Can you handle it? 50 ways to love your lever.

 

 



NORWAY DESTROYED BY MEXICAN WAVE

 

DRUNKEN ALCHEMIST TURNS DANIELLE STEELE INTO ABBA GOLD

 

38 AFGHAN ASYLUM SEEKERS FOUND IN DELETED ITEMS FOLDER

 

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER MEANING OF CHRISTMAS

 

LES DENNIS ENGULFED BY EGGS, CHIPS AND BEANS
TIGER WOODS TO HOST FAMILY FORTUNES
 

New Scandinavia: Phallic.

OTHER NEWS:

Tall skinny man rescues wasp from dormant volcano

Channel 5 Autumn Schedule

Holy 1066
The Battle of Hastings re-enacted by professional footballers wearing Batman masks.

A Bridge Too Far
Long distance shots of bridges that are just too far away to make out any detail.

A Question Of Paint
Quiz show based on different makes of paint. Hosted by Danny from Hearsay.

Here's Johnny
Half-hour show where members of the public walk slowly towards the camera doing Jack Nicholson impressions.

Gareth's Gaits
Contestants are invited to identify celebrities by the way thy walk. Presented by Will Young.

 

 

ANNA KOURNIKOVA NAKED AS THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!

FEATURES:

BLAIR & BUSH

HERMIONE GRANGER & GENERAL MUSHARRAF

RAY OF LIGHT ANIMATION

INTER- NATIONAL RELATIONS

THE WRONG FORMS

STUDENT HARDSHIP

SHANICE ANIMATION

WHO IS ROGER HOY?

MORE ROGER HOY HERE.

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