The Truth About The "Corpses Are Forever" CURSE

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The Truth About The "Corpses Are Forever" CURSE

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*UPDATED BELOW*

I am putting together this
website because I feel it is very important for everyone out there to know what I am about to say. Please take this seriously, this is no joke.
We all know the movie "THE RING", and how a movie ends up killing people, well I am here to warn you because I have found a real movie that does that.
You may not have heard of it, its a small indie movie called "CORPSES ARE FOREVER", but I know for a fact that there is a curse on this movie and that anyone who watches it will die immediately after finishing it. I have proof.
A week agom a friend of mine and I rented the movie at Blockbuster, and we were going to watch it together, but my mom called and needed the car back, so I had to leave. Well, that was the last time I saw my friend Sandy alive again.
It took me a awhile to piece it all together, but then I realized that the movie must have had something to do with it, and I did a little research and found that stuff like this has gone down before.
So, I decided to make this site. I don't have a lot of money, so I had to use geocites, but I felt I needed to spread the word. I know this sounds incredibly hard to believe, but trust me. I will try and prove to you how dangerous this inocuous direct-to-video movie really is.

WHATEVER YOU DO, PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM:

"CORPSES ARE FOREVER" The Movie

*UPDATE!!!*

-A young girl, 18, was found dead in her room in Waco, Texas. She had rented the film CORPSES ARE FOREVER and the end credits were playing when they found her.

INTERVIEW WITH THE FILM'S DIRECTOR: JOSE PRENDES

HOW DID YOU COME TO MAKE THIS MOVIE?

All i wanted to do was make a fun movie mixing the spy and zombie genre. It was basically, a fun, cheesy horror movie.

DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE HAS THIS KILLING POWER?

The movie does not have a killing power, I think you have been really misled.

WHAT RELIGION DO YOU PRACTICE? OR DO YOU BELONG TO A CULT?

I'm a Catholic, which is kind of like being in a cult.

DO YOU WISH THE DEVIL TO RETURN TO THIS WORLD WITH EAGER ENTHUSIASM?

No, and I can't see why anyone would want that.

HAVE YOU GOTTEN ANY OTHER REPORTS OF THIS FILM KILLING PEOPLE?

No, only you, my friend.

DO YOU FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF MY FRIEND?

No. I am sorry he passed, but I didn't cause it. It's impossible.

THERE IS A REPORT OF A GIRL DYING IN TEXAS AND WHEN THEY FOUND HER IN HER ROOM THE MOVIE'S END CREDITS WERE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THAT?

I have not, and if that is true, I am sorry to hear it, but at least she died happy, watching my movie. (that was a joke, buddy).

DON'T YOU THINK AFTER LEARNING ALL THESE THINGS, THAT YOU SHOULD PULL THE MOVIE OFF THE SHELVES AND SAVE THOSE SENSITIVE FEW WHO MAY DIE?

I have no sway over the control of the distribution, and frankly, no, I want the movie out there and i want people to watch it. I think you're just confused.

-FIRST LINE OF QUESTIONING ENDS HERE, BUT I HAVE SENT MORE QUESTIONS, AND HAVE YET TO GET REPLIES. HE IS OBVIOUSLY HIDING SOMETHING.

*UPDATE*!!!!

-An older woman, age withheld, was found dead of her floor of apparent BLOOD LOSS. Post mortem reports state that she had a sudden heart attack while sitting on her couch, watching a movie...guess which movie it was.

*UPDATE!!!*
THE DEATHS ARE PILING!

A College student, 20, was found DRAINED OF BLOOD in his dorm room by his roommate this past friday night. He had been watching the film CORPSES ARE FOREVER!

BEWARE THIS MOVIE!

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