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| Translating Woman-Talk
“Do you love me?” REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive. “How much do you love me?” REALLY MEANS I did something today you're really not going to like. “Am I a little fat?” REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful. “We need to talk” REALLY MEANS I need to complain “Sure... go ahead” REALLY MEANS I don't want you to. “We need..” REALLY MEANS I want |
| Yo-Mama Jokes Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras. Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind. Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. |
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