My regular insult suppliers, Magi and King James the Very Important Something or Other Amen, have been busy launching a product (if this involves champagne or any other beverage of interest they have not let on) and neglecting their Cobra duties. But as the need for fresh insults is bottomless and a Shakespearian Refrigerator Magnet Kit in the right hands can be an endless source of cruelty and fun, renowned wit Evelyn Jensen has offered the following crop of barbs: