Star Trek and Waking Ned Devine Reviews by Scott Rowley
Star Trek: Insurrection
by Scott Rowley

Also known as Scott Rowley’s Movie Opinion. Naturally, I will feel free to interject my own thoughts even though I haven’t seen the movies in question. We start with Star Trek: Insurrection, about which he writes, “Obviously (and hopefully) nobody goes to any Star Trek film expecting great art [speak for yourself, pal, but we concur the even numbered ones are superior, ed.]. Star Trek VIII is no exception.

Scott Rowley

The formulaic plot is as follows: some out of the way idyllic society has something that eveyone else wants (in this case, metaphysical radiation that prevents and even reverses the aging process), some Federation insider-bad-guy wants to “ethnically relocate” them, and Jean-Luc and the gang are going to set things right. Along the way, Jean-Luc meets a sweetie, wins over the sweetie, saves the sweetie (and she is a genuine sweetie, I really liked her), and promises to return to the sweetie for some quality time. Maybe in the next film we’ll actually see them lock lips. This installment also sees the romance between Riker and Deanna rekindled with the help of a little metaphysical radiation. Unfortunately, we only get to see a little slap and tickle, but there’s always next episode! The radiation also reverses Jordy’s life long blindness. In a poignant scene we get to enjoy with him his first full-sighted sunrise. And seeing how LaVar Burton [no relation to Lauren and Mike] has some of the best looking eyes in Hollywood, it’s nice to finally see them again! [Scott’s always going on about his eyes.]


The bad guy is F. Murray Abraham as a loose skinned alien who exudes nastiness. [And how is this different from the part he played in Amadeus?] He did a fine job and I loved it when he killed the Federation bad guy by stretching his head.

I did have a couple of complaints. First, there was no real sense of danger. Sure, Jean-Luc’s sweetie gets a few rocks dropped on her, but the film lacked the “Spock’s in the radiation [the bad kind] field and is giving up his life to save the ship which came THIS CLOSE to blowing up” element. Also, near the beginning Data is involved in some sort of unrest and he is blamed for it, but how it started is never very clear. Then when Jordy “fixes” [are you thinking what I’m thinking?] Data, he removes a number of substantial looking chips. Sure, maybe it fixes Data’s problem, but doesn’t he really kind of need those? I give it three Junior Mints out of five. It’s worth the ride.

Waking Ned Divine was delightful, a beautiful film with some great comedic moments that manages to get a message across with out being preachy. The interpersonal relationships were well developed and explained, more a look at a close knit family, not just a community. There is, of course, one bad apple, and the way in whch she gets “removed from the barrel” is one of the film’s high points. The film does require a bit of belief suspension. If someone really did win nearly seven million pounds (just over nine million dollars by my figuring), I think

Picard & Sweetie

it would create a little more media attention, and certainly more research by the Lotto people than was portrayed. Aside from that, it’s a charming must-see. Four Junior Mints out of five

(From vol. 4)
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