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Okay people.... I figured that all you people who actually look at this page needed a well deserved brake from reading the boring... yet i like to think some times funny/whitty comments about my life, and how boring i think it is. But wow its been about a year and a half and a lot has happened... but let me just say that i got the funniest guest book entry from a very well known Ashley Massmen, (or at least well known to the people on the rock) other known as the druken island. But anyways you guys really should check that out, because i thought it was funny. So knowing all you people out there its probably only funny to me and my long lost soul mate, whom i will someday meet... or have a already met him? Or maybe its actually a girl *cough* Krissy, and i'm just going to start my bi days soon and get some girl on girl action.
But I have definitly decided to start writing more because my life is sooooo fucking interesting and i just know that people are dying to hear what the fuck i have to say about out loser society and school life. But have i mentioned how much i hate waterpolo? Today the almost fucking funniest thing someone has ever asked me happened tho... This girl on my water polo team, a very large, and when i say large i don't mean fat people... come on know people, i mean fucking tall... Anyways she turns to me and totally seriously asks, "is it an offensive if you aren't wearing a cap?" and when she says cap she doesn't mean waterpolo cap, she means actual swim cap... as in the thing that goes on your head that is made out of the same material as comdoms... so if you ever find your self about to fuck in the lockerroom and without any protection and not on birthcontol... just grab the nearest swim cap and tell your man to stick his huge cock in that and fuck the shit out of yuu!!!! Well thats all i;m going to write for today cuz this key board is annoying the shit out of me my the amount of fucking noise it makes.... Well its great to be back!!! if anyone cares..... So what can i say... fuck you.
SOMEONE COME TO FUCKING MERCER ISLAND AND FUCKING KILL ME!!!!!!!
June 18, 2002
As requested by Lauren.... My thoughts on Scott and Cynthia.... I don't really have anything that intresting to say because I wanna keep this under the XXX rating.. But all I can say is that probably at this very moment they are have hot sweety sex.... hahahahaha.... isn't that a hot image you need in your head?? I have a million more.... but according to some people it gives them nightmares and shit.
June 10, 2002
Scott I fucking hate you, you fucking bastard!! I wasn't 20 fucking minutes late.... besides that the pace clock outside is fucking fast.... You were talking to me for 5 minutes... and I seriously doubt that they got in at 5 oclock on the fucking dot... But what really pisses me off is that you doubt fucking care if fucking Jenna or what the hell her fucking name is gets out an hour and half early on Saturdays or an hour early on normal pratice days because her "shoulder" hers but she still goes to fucking weights and does the arm shit to!! Why don't you stop being a fucking ass hole? You dumb shit!!! At least I fucking came... and its not like i missed anything anyways because all warm up does is make me more fucking tried!!! And the main reason why I even go to fucking morning is because the fucking butt fucker isn't there, actually he isn't a butt fucker because then I would be insulting gay guys, hes a fucking ass hole!! Just like you, except he is more fucking extreme...... and you fucking wonder why everyone is fucking quiting? Why don't you use your fucking head? Ass hole!
June 1, 2002
Joel, you fucking ass hole I fucking hate you!!
May 31, 2002
Oh my fucking god!! Joel you're a fucking ass hole!!! Why the fuck don't you yell at fucking Megan for sitting on the wall and pretending to stretch or faking a cramp? But instead you yell at Laura and I for not making the send off by a lot, because we don't wanna fucking sprint the whole workout. The you put me in the fucking breaststroke lane, with the fucking bitch!!! And then you won't let me go into the fly line, what the fuck is up with that???? But you let people who were in the fly lane switch into the breaststoke lane. So I go into the fly lane. What are you going to do, tell Scott that you wouldn't let me swim fly? When I do the fucking drill wrong and I do 75-25 instead of 50-50, well you know what you can fucking tell scott that I was working on my fucking stroke. Suck that!!!!!
May 28, 2002
Irvine was hella fun. I just wanna say that Mike Bottom is hella hot!!! And Greg you may say that his hair is greesy and permed... Well I highly doubt that he perms his hair.... and his hair is hot and at least he has hair. And you know what he is really hot and funny. And at least he doesn't scream like a gitty 13 year old girl! Irvine
May 10, 2002
We're state champs.... How do you like us now??????
May 6, 2002
Ok first of all I just wanna say is the fucking phrase "u suck" a 'bad' word? Becuase according to Scott it is a bad word... I mean I would understand if I said fuck you, but I didn't. So I would like you take the web poll on the homepage.
I'm really pissed because first of all James Campbell, you're a fucking ass hole. Becuase of you everyone has to retake the fucking map test. I will admit that I did cram for the test so I remember the fucking countries and capitals for about 30 minutes. But because we had to retake the fucking test over again without any warning I totally bombed the fucking test...JAMES YOU'RE A FUCKING ASS HOLE!!! Its like this you fucking ass hole if you're going to fucking cheat don't get caught you ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 2, 2002
Today I took the WASL and it was fucking pointless because one of them was a pilot test for science. It was fucking pointless! But anyways today I at swim pratice Scott put me in the fucking loser lane. Well actually I take it back, the lane next to mine was the loser lane, but they were doing the exact same thing as us except the send offs were slower. But I was actually trying because I wanna get better, but then Karen came in and then I stopped trying all together. And the rest is bull shit! And all I wanna say is, "BACK OFF ASS HOLE!"
May 1, 2002
Ok heres the thing, why the hell does Lou Piniella pitch hit for Dan Wilson every the game is close? I just wanna yell, "look at the fucking stats!" Dan currently has the second highest batting average on the team. Its like did you not learn for the series with New York... If you look at the high lights from the series you'll see that the games you lost against New York, Dan Wilson didn't play... Its not that I have anything against Ben Davis but why but in Davis when his average is about .12 lower then Dan's? And another thing..... Its not that I totally hate Brett Boone or anything, actually I don't even hate him at all... But I seriously think that he is the major reason why we lost to New York last year in the play offs. I mean he was hitting near .200 thats pretty pathedic. And currently Jeff Cirillo's average is higher then Brett Boone's. It doesn't get any sadder then that. Does anyone else see something wrong with that? But I gotta say that Brett Boone does look really funny in his neck warmer thing.
On another note, do I really have a split personality? Becuase somepeople are saything that this site sounds nothing like I do in real life. And that at school and pratice I'm one person one minute and another person another minute...
Back to boring school.... What the fuck is the point of taking the WASL??? It serves no point to us, and most people don't take it seriously and just bull shit the answers. To me its a waste of time and #2 lead. Do you have any idea how boring and lame it is to fill in a million bubbles? The guy sitting next to me was drawing pictures out of the the bubbles. And to top it off our teachers are telling us to study of the WASL and to take it seriously with some serious thought.... and then they give us more homework then usual and tests during the week.... What the fuck is up with that? And in Engish today.... Why the fuck is Mrs. Aungst dropping Jona from the class.... Its not like him missing class is a big deal because we don't really do anything in the class except listen to her ramble on and on about sex. I mean just because you aren't getting any it doesn't mean that you have to talk about it non stop all the time. But back to Jona.... Jona is probably that coolest person I know and he really makes the class less boring, and he keeps me from falling asleep too. We only have like about 36 more days of school too... And shes fucking dropping him now?? What the fuck is up with that????
April 28, 2002
What the fuck!! Karen this swim 'coach' is so goddamm annoying.. Its like really early Saturday morning and I'm 25 minutes late to swim pratice, but I thought that 5 minutes early. And she totally bitches me out and shes on my fucking case they whole fucking pratice. And it didn't help that the sets were long and boring, I partily blame Scott. She makes me not want to swim. While I was swimming she stops me and asks me if I wanna get faster. Its like yeah I wanna but then she cuts me off and says that whenever she sees me I'm always slacking. And I'm thinking to myself, what the fuck you've only see me swim one other time. Yeah I already know I've already said this, but she totally drains the mood from the pool!!
April 10, 2002
I hate my life.... It fucking sucks.... For one thing what the fuck is up with assigning an essay on Monday and making it due on Friday?? It seriously fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!
April 8, 2002
So a couple days ago I was looking at the paper and there was a article saying about how much Seattle loves Apolo Anton Ohno. I mean what the fuck is up with that... He isn't the only one to win a gold medal at the Olympics thats from this area.... What about the female bobsleder?? Don't get me wrong or anything I don't hate him or anything but, ask your self this.... is it really fair to the other athletes for Gary Locke to praise some people but not others??
March 22, 2002
Ok We were supposed to have three water polo games today... But one team dropped because they're special. Then like the other one was going to come but five of their top varsity players were going to be at a fucking wedding or something... But in the end Wilson, called our coach and fucking cancled because four more of their players fell sick. So we are down to one game at 4:15. So I get to the fucking pool at 3:40 and we set up the pool and shit and we are waiting for Bainbridge to fucking show up. Then when its finally 5 our coach basically says whatever go home. What the fuck is up with that? They could have fucking called or somthing but no they just decide not to show up and shit.
March 20, 2002
I'm in Band and my teacher is so fucking annoying... Its like he doesn't know when to shut up... We were "praticing" for the concert, and he was like, "we'll start playing after MY standing obation." I just wanted to be like shut the fuck up!! No one cares about you. And when we laugh we're laughing at you not fucking with you... you shit head! Another thing... God damn it David Burke stop eating your fucking scalp and dandruff!! Because its so fucking gross.... So stop you nasty pig!.