The Official Blink182 Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Blink182, REAL Blink182. This site is awesome. My name is Joe and I can't stop thinking about Blink182. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Blink182 are mammals.
2. Blink182 rock ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Blink182 is to flip out and rock or get naked.
Weapons and gear:
Cool Guitars Real Fans
Crude Humor
Testimonial:
Blink182 can rock anyone they want! Blink182 rock people ALL the time and they don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that Blink182 was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Blink182 rocked the whole town. My friend Nick said that he saw Blink182 totally rock some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Blink182 has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will rock your ears off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Blink182 is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Blink182 is sexy, smooth, cool, funny, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start lessons next year. I love Blink182 with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Blink182?
A: Blink182 is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, they are very awesome.
Q: I heard that Blink182 is always rocking. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Blink182 can be rocking OR totally naked.
Q: What does Blink182 do when they're not rocking or getting naked?
A: Most of their free time is spent pooping, but sometimes they masturbate. (Ask Nick if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Nick showing off.
He's a lot older than me and saw Blink182 naked,
which is bragable.
Link
to ninjas, by cutting and pasting the link box!