Which of these colors do you like best?
Thick Black
Obvious Blue
Pearly Gray
Sunny Yellow
Royal Purpley-Red

Which of these shoes would you most likely wear?
Adidas's
Converse All-Stars
Whatever makes me look nice
Combat boots
Who cares?

You like music most when it…
…is on the radio
…has meaningful lyrics
…makes you want to dance
…is loud
…is romantic

Your favorite Beatles song is:
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Yesterday
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Let It Be
Helter Skelter

You dream of:
World domination
Finding the person you love.
Inane colorful worlds full of candy and jukeboxes
Rainy days and fairies
Parties and football games

You like men/women who...
…balance your insanity with calm.
…are willing to do what you say.
…are romantic and buy you flowers and things.
…are able to cheer you up when you need it.
…are rich and preferably connected to big people on the social scene.

Your favorite drink is:
Hot chocolate
Coke
Lemonade
Earl Grey tea
Black coffee

What are you planning to do with your life?
Go to college, and then probably law or med school.
Fall in love and spend my life with that person.
Tomorrow, I fully intend to go skating.
I want to help people, and try to change the world for the better.
Become a dictator somewhere, or at least a CEO.

What is your favorite TV show?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
My So-Called Life
The Simpsons
Days Of Our Lives
Dawson's Creek

Which Spice Girl do you most identify with?
Gen-X Spice
S&M Spice
Sweet Spice
Old Spice
Subtly-Good-Tasting Spice

Which punctuation mark are you most likely to use?
The sighing, wavery ellipses…
The commanding period.
The oddly interesting a-in-a-circle thing, not that you know what it means. @
The heart symbol <3
The rather-overused exclamation point!

What was your favorite decade?
The 60s.
The 20s.
Sometime during the Renaissance.
The 30s.
The 80s.

Your first concern after waking up in the morning is:
What am I going to wear today?
Wow, it's 3:30! I wonder if I have time for a burrito before I go catch the 4:10 matinee…
I wonder if anyone will notice if I lie here all day.
Man, I wish someone else was here with me.
I have 16 hours to get things done before I go to sleep tonight. Let's get to it.

Where do you live (or would you really like to)?
Mostly in my head.
In my Volkswagen.
A castle (where I rule)
A big house in Beverly Hills
In someone's arms

Do you drink, smoke, or use drugs?
I snort wheat grass and drink the occasional mint julep.
I drink and smoke in social situations.
I drink champagne.
No. It dulls my hatred.
I would experiment, in the right situation.

What is your favorite food?
Grilled chicken salad with sprouts
Pizza
Chocolate-covered strawberries
Ice cream with pickles
Whatever's quick.

What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Either the polka-dots, or the ones made totally from hemp.
Sexy ones…just in case.
White cotton.
I don't have time for underwear.
Calvin Klein.

What does your room look like?
It's pretty nice - I have a lot of cool posters.
It is mostly empty, except for some artwork of mine, and a full bookshelf.
People who come in look constantly in shock. Whether that's good or bad, I don't know.
I haven't decorated it. There's a bed and a desk, and I haven't noticed what else.
It's full of pictures of my friends, and celebrities I like.

What is your favorite part of your body?
The third toe on my right foot.
My eyes.
My mind.
The part my lover likes best.
The hand that holds my whip.

Do you even listen to Led Zeppelin?
No, they're a little wild for me.
Yeah, I put a Zep tape in my Gremlin before each drug run to Florida.
Yeah, but my real favorite band is Dave Matthews.
Sometimes. Depends on my mood.
I don't have time for music.

What are your most favorite bands?
Dave Matthews Band, Pink Floyd, The Grateful Dead, The Doors, Bob Marley.
NIN, APC, Led Zeppelin, most metal or rap.
Portishead, Barry White, anything that sounds good in the bedroom.
Anything you wouldn't recognize in a list.
Mostly jazz and blues. Things that evoke feeling.

Are you having trouble with this quiz?
Not really
Yes, because I'm daydreaming
Yes, because I can barely see over the sitar I'm playing.
Yes, because I can barely see over the head of the person going down on me.
Yes, because I don't have time for all this.

Who writes the most interesting stuff?
Danielle Steel
Walt Whitman
Stephen King
Richard Brautigan
It's a tie between Nietzche and myself.

What are you thinking right now?
Hmm, this is an interesting quiz.
I wonder how many pencils I can dangle from various orifices in my face…
I wish I was in the English countryside…
That time where Jordan and Angela were walking down the hall holding hands was really romantic…
You don't want to know what I'm thinking.

You're stuck on a desert island and can bring only one person with you. Who is it?
My lover
My best friend
Nobody
The fattest person I can find. What if the food runs out?
Bea Arthur.

Who are you most like?
Ken Kesey
John F. Kennedy
Scarlett O'Hara or Rhett Butler
Socrates
Adolf Hitler