Where Jordan Meets Justice... Last Updated February 17, 2000

WHAT IT IS...


This site is entirely dedicated to abusing and making fun of the Wheel of Time series of "epic fantasy" novels by Robert Jordan.

HOW IT WORKS...


Fans of the classic television show Mystery Science Theater 3000 have evolved a process called MSTing to make fun of anything that deserves it. When watching a bad movie, this amounts to throwing comments at the screen. However, MSTing can also be applied to a written work, with character comments tossed into the text as though the written work, in this case a Robert Jordan novel, was a movie the cast of MST3K was being forced to watch.

The Broken Wheel of Time Project presents an MSTing for your viewing pleasure. Imagine if, just before Joel was returned to earth, he and the Bots had been faced with the awesome challenge of... The Wheel of Time.

You can learn more by reading our FAQ here.

TABLE OF CONTENTS


Prologue
Join the intrepid crew of the Satellite of Love as semi-evil Dr. Clayton Forrester condemns them to a new experiment... all 800+ pages of The Eye of the World.

Chapter 1: An Empty Road
The Bots peer over the edge of despair. Meanwhile, we discover that fantasyland looks a hell of a lot like Saskatchewan, minus the fun. Oh, and a certain Mr. Tolkien is spinning in his grave.

BONUS!


The Last Paladin
It's not Jordan, but it does stink up the place. Noted roleplaying-game writer John Wick said he was going to knock our socks off with a new Dungeons & Dragons module. Maybe Wick was drinking heavily at the time.

All comments should be addressed to this guy.

The Broken Wheel of Time Project is dedicated with love and reverence to the men and women behind Mystery Science Theater 3000. Joel, Crow, Tom Servo, Gypsy, Cambot, Magic Voice, Satellite of Love, Dr. Clayton Forrester, and TV's Frank are the property of Best Brains, Inc.

Extra special thanks to the man behind the SenZar MSTing that gave us the idea for this. His is funnier, folks. Check it out here.

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