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DISCLAIMER

The land of snookie, the site, is a website designed and maintained by Brandon Excell, the owner. The contents of the site may or may not be offensive to people belonging to any of the following groups and they are asked to proceed with caution or leave the site like the cowards they are:
1. Conservatives
2. Liberals
3. Independents
4. Christians
5. Jews
6. Muslims
7. Buddhists
8. Any other religious organizations not mentioned above
9. Atheists
10. Persons over age 30
11. Persons under age 29
12. Men
13. Women
14. Any other earth-originating species

The owner of the site cannot be held liable if you are offended by anything you see on this site, as you have been duly warned. With that said, the following people should avoid this site to keep from causing any health risks to themselves or the owner:
1. Persons With a Weak Heart
2. Persons with a closed mind
3. Persons without a sense of humor.
4. Persons with anger management problems.
5. Persons who are fans of Eiffel 65.

The creator of THIS PAGE or the ISP(s) hosting any content on this site take NO responsibility for the way you use the information provided on this site. These files and anything else on this site are here for private purposes only. If you are affiliated with any government, or ANTI-Privacy group or any other related group or were formerly a worker of one you CANNOT enter this web site, unless you agree to not threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this page which includes family, friends or individuals who run or enter this web site.


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