Next Day Delivery? Fuck, That's Fast!!
But it's an egg! Erm....
What? There're some packages for me??
Unfortunately, the hash brown died before we could reach him
But those goddamn beans were a-okay!!
It's toast - In The Post!!
A sausage? Check...
Ah, Richard. For being such a good sport, here - have a bin on your head.
And so, our story comes to an end.  But there is one thing still that puzzles me....
WHERE THE HELL DID THE BACON GO??
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