The ongoing debate as to who shall win, moi, or Richard. Is not the answer obvious, ma petites?
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why your man is the best, using the new JC Form, or by emailing moi, JC. Merci, et bon nuit, mon
petite popsicle femmes. ;)

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Purple = JC Fans    Orange = Richard Fans

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I would first just like to start of by saying that their is no challenge here!! JC is better
then any man ever thought of being and Richard is just jealous of JC's ..uhh humm well...
Popsicle ya any ways....JC can hold his anger and Mr. puppy over their losses his cool
to much which only gets him into more trouble then winds up finding out every one was
right and have to brake his morales anyways. Richard just needs to stop being a little baby
and escapeted tha fact his just not that good..i mean why else would you have only once
seen him in JC's bed come on realy. Jc only takes the best with the exption of Anita of crouses
but i wont even go their. Richard just bow down already you know his more powerful, sexy,
charming, and just flat out better then you....hey tho maybe  just maybe you will get lucky and
get some of his left over popscile jucie from a few nights back...JC you know your better you
dont need us to tell you that....mmm ....purrrr..(JC in front of the mirrow ..doubble the pleasrue)..
oppss sorry..hehh heh..where was i ?..ohh yes...JC just keep doing your thing and richard.....
man i think you have ticks ...AGAIN!!.....good luck with that relizion about JC being better then
you  Richard...and to you my sweet beautyful JC...cherry is my favrite flaver...can i lick your popscile?
well anyways if this fight takes place ill be their when Richard is shown what a real man is like and
gets his butt kicked so ..ya ill be their affter two seconds affter the fight starts tee he...kiss kiss JC
cant wait to see what you wear next.

p.s. is your coffin big enough for two?..*wink wink* Tu es beau, mon amour!!!!!

Top 10 things about JC 1.  romantic 2   dropdead sexy 3   gives you flowers 4.  surplus of sweet french nothings 5.  understands the importance of jacuzzis 6.  able to protect Anita 7.  cool sense of fashion 8.  been around and knows the tricks of       the sex trade 9.  gives great lingerie 10. he sleeps during the day so you don't       have to worry  about whether he's cheating,      thinking of you, or too distant.

Top 10 things about Richard. 1.  can control the size of his equipment 2.  willing to settle down, can offer real family life 3.  boyscout 4.  great integrity 5.  completely devoted 6.  into outdoorsy stuff 7.  also able to protect Anita 8.  around during the day for morning sex,       afternoon, and evening! 9.  also experienced in bed 10. says "I love you"

Top 10 things about JC  1. Romantic  (*drool drool*)  (yeah, with over a million women in his time, no wonder viagra  is a needed thing for JC)  (Don't be making things up now, dearie...)   2. Drop dead sexy  ("And we mean literally drop dead!")  (wouldn't be surprised if he dropped right in the middle of    the 'killing dance' ) (Neither Anita or I have any complaints... do you know                something we don't, Furrgirl?) 3. Gives you flowers  ("Not 12 but 13, the extra one always counts!")  (how cliche, I thought JC was much more creative... guess not.) (You want to see creative? You should see what JC can do with lace!)   4. surplus of sweet French nothings     ("Even more then Bad Popsicle!")    (ri-ght.)    ("J'adore les vampires Francais. :)" )   5. Understands the importance of jacuzzis    ("Swans, black marble, non-supermarket bought soap.    He's got it all!")    (swans...geeze I would have expected something more snazzy, like a statue of siggie.)    (What would Sigmund be doing in JC's bathroom?... No, I don't want to know, thanks...)  6. Able to protect Anita    ("With those lovely fangs...ahhhh.")    (yeah and acidently killing her in the action.)    (The only 'killing' action he and Anita see is in the jacuzzi.)  7. Cool sense of Fashion   ("Tight pants, tight pants, tight pants, must I say more?")    (tight pants? Frilly shirts? I'm surprised he's not gay.)    (You're just jealous. Asher's prettier than you, anyway.)    8. Been around, and knows the tricks of the sex trade     ("400 years, if thats not enough I don't know what is.")    (mostly with men  though...cough cough...asher, furrgirl,      jason,  richard....you know..)    (We are um, still debating over what Richard was doing     in JC's bed in the first place.) 9. Gives great lingerie   (" Anita would agree.")     (yeah...excluding the way he tries everything on first)    (Yes, but JC looks better in it than Richard ever could...)  10. He sleeps during the day, so you don't have to worry  about whether he's cheating, thinking of you, or distant.  ("Not like Richard! Who knows what he's doing with Richarda!")  (of course he's too dead to even  satisfy you when the need  happens to come, but there is always Richard and he's ALWAYS around)    (JC is worth waiting for. In order to get to Richard you have to gothrough the long line of future lupas. After all, he certainly isn't      going to wait for you.)

Top 10 things about Richard   1. Can control the size of his equipment     (whoop, whoop)  ( "What they don't tell you is that he can only make it smaller!")    (Yes, after all, it's not like JC needs artificial size at all. He and Bernardo were born that way.) 2. Willing to settle down, can offer real family life  (That's exactly the opposite if what Anita wants.) (and can offer real  satisfaction..unlike JC of course, that's why she moved onto Richard)    ("Richard can settle down alright, but can he get up?")   3. Boyscout (*cough cough* Must we say more...)  (I second that.) (he will honor and devote complete attention to Anita..I mean furrgirl)  4. Great integrity  (he's always honest, unlike JC who doesn't hide the fact   that doing the 'Killing dance' with him will help him produce more power and tighten the triumverate)   (You're making that up! Mean liar! JC is an honest guy. You  can always trust JC. Unlike, oh, someone I won't name... starts with an R, ends with  ichard. Who lies... who hides stuff...) 5. Completely devoted    ("To his furrballs maybe...")  (TO ANITA!!!!)    (Sorry Furrgirl, I don't think he even knows you're alive.)  6. Into outdoorsy stuff    ("You mean like howling at the moon?")  (Like walking around in the DAYLITE, without getting    burnt to the crisp or being deadly asleep)   (Outdoorsy stuff? Like bugs and poison ivy, and oh, say, howling at the moon and EATING PEOPLE?)   7. Also able to protect Anita   (even at night!)  ("With what, flea powder?")   (With what? His puny pathetic whining?)  8. Around during the day for morning sex, afternoon, and evening!  ("When its that small, I don't think it counts!")  (more than you can say for JC)   (Yes, but, JC has superior endurance. He can have sex 25 times in 12 hours, where Richard can only have sex 2 times in 24 hours.)  9. Also experienced in bed  ("Well, only with Richarda...")  (yeah...and he doesn't need viagra like some   people...cough cough...JC)   (You're making that up! Don't listen to Furrgirl, she's  just jealous.) 10. Says "I love you"  (while JC can only try to...he's not really human     y'know...fang face) ("So does JC! And he doesn't always have a tantrum and throw furniture before he does it!")   (Hey, HEY, JC does too say "I love you." A gazillion times.   And he says it with a French accent, suaveness, and sex appeal. When Richard says it, it comes out kind of wimpy sounding.)

           **~*Ice Queen*~**

Reasons why it's better to date Richard -- Furrgirl
Replies by DarkGoddess

    1.    He won't ask to suck your blood every single day *or in the middle of doing the killing dance*
          (I don't mind. When the sex is good, a little pain feels nice too.)

    2.    H's not going to dump you for a man ::cough cough:: asher
          (No need. Sharing is good.)

    3.    You get to sleep with him whenever you want
          (I'm sure JC wouldn't mind sharing his bed, or coffin. Once again, sharing is good.)

    4.    He won't make you overstuff yourself because he wants a taste of what your eating
             (No complaints there. I like to eat.)

    5.    He can eat
            (Big deal. It's not important.)

    6.    He can drink
             (Again, not important.)

    7.    He won't laugh when you gain 10 pounds *yes that happened, it was when Anita met Asher*
            (I'm not self-conscious. I don't care.)

    8.    You get to have breakfast and lunch with him
        (I sleep all day. I'm never awake for either one anyway.)

    9.    You don't have to call him at a stripjoint when you want to talk to him
            (Why call when you can drop in for a visit?)

  10.    He doesn't have to mesmerize someone in order to get some lay
        (Mezmerize me anytime. I don't mind.)

  11.    He can control his equipment *yes badpopsicle, he can make it bigger too!!!*
          (I don't see how this is neccessary.)

  12.    He doesn't have to take his warmth from another human being
          (Warm. Cold. Either one is good for me.)

  13.    He won't die if he goes out into the sun
          (The sun is bad for your skin anyway. Besides, tans are so overrated.)

1.  He wont stick his head out the window in the car!

2.  He's not going to dump you for your dog!

3.  He won't hump your leg!

4.  You get to order dessert!

5.   You don't have to take him shopping with you, he's sleeping.

6.   No hunks of gunk stains on the carpet!

7.   When he wants a "frolick" its sex and not a German dog treat!

 .......ahhhhhhh the possibilities are endless!

     1. his name is so beautifully spelled...r-i-c-h-a-r-d, it almost contains all the vowels in the alphabet, it's
just missing....a couple

    2. his name is so poetically pronounced…rich-arrrrrddd, it just purrs *y’know how people can
do that rolling with their tongue? It sounds so cool. But I’m one of the 2% in this world that can’t do it.
When I do try, it sounds funny.....kinda sounds like someone trying to roll their tongue*

     3. he’s tan—yes, richard is one of those hunky hunks who are naturally gifted with tanned skin. While ::cough:: JC is the complete opposite, he’s pale and ghostly looking

   4. he’s muscular—yes, richard is one of those guys who have beautifully crafted chests, arms, and legs. While JC does have muscle…*I’ll give him that* but it’s just so tiny and underdeveloped that I don’t think people do call that muscle, whats the word??....baby fat?

So...these are ‘some’ reasons why richard is loved by many, and why jc is not
muhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

Okay, no real Jean-Claude lover could let this stand by its own. No way! *g* ---Andrea (who could never say no to a challenge ROFL )

1. Jean-Claude. The name itself is pure music. But only when you were able to develope a taste for the french, which could be to some . . . well, I leave that open to your imagination.

2. see 1.

3. Jean-Claudes skin  glows from within, and its paleness is, as well known, of the aristocrats. (Tanned people were always rather the peasants, were they not?),

4. I rather have the not so obvious muscles at my mans body, than the ones that look like balloons. I always like to put a needle in them, and see if the fly through a room like a ballon would.,

5. Oh no # 5. And may be, just may be, you should have a look at the poll above.
(Note from Bad Popsicle: In the poll, JC was kicking some major furry butt, like 20 JC lovers to 10 Richard lovers. *g*)

     1. No nice clothes- all the shedding and gunking would be too expensive to dry clean!

     2. No carpet in your house- All the gunking, and the dragging of the butt. Hardwood is a big investment Antje!*G*

     3. No Walks- He would take too long pissing on everything!

     4. No dinners out- Dogs bolt their food, and that would be embarassing!

     5. No sex- all the slobbering and gunk, plus how would you find a condom to fit the amazing elastic weenis?

     6. Who could afford all the Kibbles-n-Bits?

     7. Couldn't make him jealous by talking about other guys- he would just go eat them.

     8. No chick flicks- he would cry more than you!

     And finally- he wouldn't buy cool clothes for you!
     (p.s. (whispering) jean claude rules.)

                   1.JC is French...('nuff said)
                   2.Tight Black Vinyl compared to a necklace and braclets.
                   3.I have to say Richard is quite cute... but WHO would want a goody-good furrball marking
                   everything and getting your place all hairy? (not me)
                   4.Over 400 year to prefect the 'wicked dance'... who wouldn't want THAT?
                   (give it to me baby ;)
                   5.Even though Richard can control the size of his equipment,
                      JC doen't need to morph his to make it pleasurable.
                   6.JC doesn't devote himself to flea powder and hairball control food.
                   7. Doesn't wear a leash and collor to a clud with extra flea powder...('nuff said)

                   JC is the darks dream that everyone has.