A CatMarket Original Picture Adventure Story
"The Helper" Builds Ernie's Deck. It's Here...!!
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The Helper is Constructing Here Too..!!
A Cat's Eye view of the Scene...!!!
The Helper

"The Helper's" words of wisdom..!!

The first rule of the game is,
Never let anyone know you're playing a game.
Rule 2: Don't sweat the small stuff.
Rule 3: It's all small stuff.

That's CAT to You Moron..!!
Works Like a Dog!! 		Looks like some CATastrophy..!!
To the Jobsite..!!!!

PHASE 1 - What Was
Takes A Really Big CAT to do That.!!
Steps Need Work.!!

PHASE 2 - The Demolition

PHASE 3 - Starting the Rebuild
Time for a Pee Break..!!
Is This a Good Spot..??

PHASE 4 - Leveling and Reattaching the Current Structure
Look at Support Under Door Closely.
Landing Extended One Foot		 Then I Tore it up & Started the Rebuild.!!
Exhausting Day

PHASE 5 - Building the Landing & Walkway
Get Outta My Way Slowpoke..!!
The Helper Working.??

PHASE 6 - Tomorrow - Building the Steps
What Do I Do Next, GEEK..!!
Look At That Landing.!!		 Damn I'm Good..!!
Watch that first step..!!

PHASE 7 - The Steps
It's Catnip and Vodka Time..!!
If he asks me to drive one more nail I'm gonna scream..!!

PHASE 8 - The Back Deck
Humans, Can't do a thing without Cats..!!
Wooh, Not enough cement..!! 		Let's Get Planking Dudes..!!
Checking the decking..!!

PHASE 9 - Planking The Back Deck
Best Grass is Always Hidden...!!!..!!
Time for a Snack..!! 		I thought I smelled cat piss around here..!!
Always Inspecting..!! 		Finished, Big Enough For ME...!!!..!!
Testing the Stress..!!

PHASE 10 - Planking Continues
A Supervisors Work Is Never Done..!!
Lonely At the Top..!!		 Never Can Find Just What I Want..!!
Hunting For a Snack..!! 		All This Deck Building Makes Me Hungry
The Best...!!

PHASE 11 - Planking Completed
Wake Me When You Get To the Heavy Stuff..!!
Are You Ready..??		 Love the Smell & Feel of New Deck..!!
It's Finished, Whew..!! 		Railings, WHO Said Anything About RAILINGS..!!
We're Not WHAT..?? 		My Aching Paws, It's Catnip & Jacuzzi Time..!!
Checking Rail Distances..!!
PHASE 12 - Railing It In
Where That Little Calico That Was Staring At Me..??
Posts Cut & Ready..!! 		Check Out the Tabby Watching Me..!!
Posts Installed..!! 		WHAT Do U Mean, MY Turn to Clean UP..??
Done For the Day..!!
PHASE 13 - Topping the Rails Off
Where Should I Drop These BUD..!!
Rails Are Here..!!		 Hey, It's My 15 min. Break..!!
Goofing off Again..!!
PHASE 14 - Completed ...???
No Sweat For a CAT to Handle..!!
Way Up There..!!		 My Paws are Killing Me..!!
Puttin' Up Da Rails..!! 		I think I screw myself into This Mess..!!
In Jail..!!
Nice Job Helper..!!
PHASE 15 - THE END FOR NOW...!!!
Not Bad For a Little GUY..!!
Holy Gadzooks..!!		 OK, What I Forget NOW..!!
Cat For Hire..!!		 Gate & Fence Are NEXT..!!
Doesn't Look Right..!!		 Enough Pictures, I'm Going 2 Sleep Now..!!
Give Me a Break..!!
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