The Cult of Nooo
An Attie Watts Fan Page



< >Welcome to the place for fans of Attie Watts! Since it was Atalaya Brianna Watts (also known as "Attie") was so famous, cherished, and loved by so many, it was high time a website was made about the Attie. Thus, the website began its trek into bringing Attie into your home and the home of everyone else.

< >In honor of our beloved Attie, the webmaster and all of Attie's devoted fans have dedicated their lives to the Cult of Nooo, which Ms. Watts began after an accidental blow to the head (don't worry, she's fine!). During her state into a dark oblivion, she came to the realization that she must enlist herself into searching for the deepest spirituality conceivable on Earth.

< >This spirituality is realized in the Cult of Nooo, which Attie founded in late 2000, soon after her nasty blow at a Halloween party. She, and many others, have been rapt devotees ever since, with more followers every day. As you explore this site, you will come to learn more about Attie and the Cult of Nooo, and it is hoped by every follower of Nooo that you consider becoming a part of our wonderful society and are inspired by Ms. Watts.


Click to listen to Attie's welcome speech!



July 31st Attie Sightings Now Available!

Updates -- August 28, 2001!
  • Site changes, additions, etc. to the page or to Attie, along with current pictures and other lovely things.

    Nooo-an Attieism -- Under Construction

  • Everything you could want to know about the Cult of Nooo and the Religion of Attie. A revealing timeline, the Attie Doctrine (including the exclusive Sacred Scrolls!), the Top rules about being a Nooo-an, practices you must learn to follow, and much more information on learning to become a part of Attie's Cult.

    What's Your Cult Name? -- Fun for the whole family!

  • A cool thing Attieism presents is your very own cult name! You can figure it out in just four steps and use it for your first, middle, and/or last name!

    Our Stories -- Under Construction

  • Several intriguing looks into the happy lives of a regular, day-to-day follower of Nooo, the hardships of being discriminated against and dealing with it, along with tales of Attie Conventions and seminars.

    Links

  • Links to other Attie fan web sites and followers' web sites around the Atalayan world.


    About the Attie

  • From whence hast she come, where was she borne to this world, and anything else you wish to know about Ms. Watts! However, she does not particularly like being stalked, and anyone who does will be shot down. Beware.

    CAUGHT!

  • Attie sightings: locations and pictures. Have you seen the Attie in your area? If not, she's coming soon to a town near you!

    Quotes of the Attie

  • Her famous quotes and a few various speeches. To get closer to Attie, these are to be treasured, framed, and repeated routinely in daily life.


    About the Webmistress

  • A look-see into this webmistress' life and how she came to be a follower of Attie Watts.

    The "Magic" Disclaimer

  • Copyright issues, trademarks, info on when we started, when Attie started; basically things to know for further publication purposes.


    E-mail the Webmaster: AttieFans@ludicrous.com
    E-mail the Goddess: Attie@hermajesty.com

    Please Sign / View Guestbook
  • This website is © copyright 2001 Chako'Lanna Inc. and its creator, Gypsy. This fan website is the only Attie fan website cordially affiliated with Attie Watts, who has been very kind to us to supply intriguing information and ingenuitive insights. Please do not take any material, images, or sounds from this website for commercial use without asking the webmistress. Thank you.

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