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Down In Flames

In which Luthien is killed and revived as a zombie, and the Sewer Tour defeats the Web to reveal cultist corruption within the Church of Tal...

"You BETTER give me a cookie, 'cause I'm Franklin Richards!"

-- Evan (re Gdeon)

"I'M STILL IN COMBAT. DON'T FUCK WITH ME."

-- Luthien

"He was doing the Death Jump."

-- the Dougmaster

"You break it, you bought it!"

-- the Dougmaster (re the weird noises in the alley)

"And if I die of poisoning, none of you are in my will."

-- Tila

"Luthien's dead-- Faraker's awake... Luthien's dead-- Faraker's awake...!"

"Fickleness, thy name is woman."

-- Rhynwa and the Dougmaster

"Not the LEFT! There's NEVER treasure to the left!!"

--Tila

"Beside him is this creepy dead-looking thing--"

"A CREEPY DEAD-LOOKING THING??"

-- the Dougmaster and Luthien the zombie

"With all the fear of MUSTER?"

"'DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON??!!?'"

"Women tend not to have projectile orgasms."

-- Rhynwa

"Holy Father, who art in Heaven, let me backstab this bastard..."

-- Schneider

"It's a CREEPY DEAD THING. It's not going to attack stupid animals, it's going after HUMAN BLOOD."

-- the Dougmaster (re Janther's concern for Spots)

"The living yo-yo."

"THE EXISTANCE PENDULUM."

--(re Khyrisse)

"Zombies don't GET experience points, you FUCK."

-- Luthien

" 'I've died, and I can't get up!' "

-- Khyrisse

"I don't care. I refuse to have a conscience."

-- Luthien

"Evil things from HEAVEN I don't think he cares about."

-- Tila (re Quell, Scourge of All Demons)

"COMMENCE TRAP-CHECKING!"

"ARE YOU TELLING ME MY JOB?"

"YES!!"

"Oh."

-- Quell and Rhynwa

"My SPEAR has an oral fixation."

-- Luthien

"Charm Tammy Faye, she needs it."

-- Max

"Take a VALIUM, Tila."

-- Schneider

"Luthien, how old is this blood?"

"OLD ENOUGH TO CONGEAL."

-- someone and Luthien

" 'The Blind Door'... I KICK IT OPEN."

"Did it work?"

"Can't tell."

-- Janther and Luthien

"I CRITICALLY MASTURBATE!"

--Tila

"What do I need to hit a Primal Force? I have a THACo 10 with my hammer."

"You'd have to roll... a natural 21. On a d4."

-- Max and the EVIL Dougmaster (the Primal Force in question, natch)

"BANSHEE, BANSHEE, KHYRISSE IS A BANSHEE...!"

-- Palmer

"STUPID HUMAN."

-- Max (re Palmer)

"Elves are 90% resistant to Sleep, Charm, and COOTIES."

--Khyrisse

(Quotes from Jonah Cohen's notes... forgive the Schneidercentricity. :-)