Welcome to the House of Meep!
This is my place on the 'Net from which to speak my wisdome to the world.
In my nine months on this planet, I've learned a lot about life and how it works, here's some of my best bits:
Anything humans have could be food and should be investigated thoroughly on the off-chance that it is. Don't let the fact that they're not eating it fool you; humans store food for unimaginable periods of time (sometimes as long as an entire day before eating it. The refrigerator, for example, is nothing but a big box for storing food! The only reason people ever open it is to put something away or take something out. When you hear it open, make a bee-line for that door. You've got a 50/50 chance of getting fed!
Plastic bags contain food. If you hear rustling, make a run for it. Sometimes they'll fool you by just rustling the bag to make you run, but don't ever give up!
My tail is evil. I know, I know, I'm attached to it and it's supposedly a part of me, but I really do think it shouldn't be. I mean, it just sits back there, whipping around, bugging me and making me think someone's about to jump me or something...if that's not evil, I don't know what is.
Toilet paper is the greatest human invention since tuna fish. It is the world's greatest toy, the way it floats through the air and whips around all over the place. I could chase it for the better part of five minutes before I get bored and have to go check out the faucet.
These words of wisdom come from Crowley: 'If you're going to play with water, expect to get wet'
Cats I know
This is Azeraphael, my boyfriend, of sorts. We get together every once in a while and wrestle. He's pretty good at it, for a full-sized cat (runts rule!). His brother Crowley, on the other hand, is a big old pretty boy. He'll stop right in the middle of a good fight to groom...then again, what can you expect from a cat who likes to sleep in a sink?
This is Anathema, the other girl-cat in our group. She's not much bigger than me and has become a pretty good wrestler. She's a long hair and kind of fluffy, which is strange to me but I try not to hold something like fur-length against a cat.
Email me at agnesnutter@hotmail.com
Visit the Newt Memorial Page to learn more about me and my friends, as well as pay your respects to Newt.
Zach's BackyardHomepage of Zach Malamute, a dog my people think is funny. He's got a column in ToyFare Magazine.
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Don't spank that monkey! Ok, now these people are sick...
