Nobody wants to think of the end of being as a positive thing. To be there, conscious, is to realize one chance in infinity. Does no one else get it? AfroAssault, are you here? If nobody else gets it, then chalk this thought up to my insanity, and ignore or delete as you will. UnaBubba - the finest venison is here in New Zealand. Come on over and try it and see if I'm not mistaken. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mephista, Feb 23 2002

Omigod ! She wants me to eat Bambi ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- UnaBubba, Feb 23 2002 This is less a half-baked invention, as the Halfbakery is intended for, as a kind of chatty 'If you were going to die, what would you want to do?' question. And I recategorized it to 'Public: Mutual destruction' with the other 'The End Is Near' stuff. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- StarChaser, Feb 23 2002 Mephista, - I see what you mean. I'd grab my Mamiya - the apocalypse would make a really excellent photograph. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rods Tiger, Feb 23 2002 There are certain 'forbidden pleasures' I think I'd like to try out: - rob a bank; trash pictures at a museum; shoot spitballs at the president during his "remain calm" speach. But assuming I'm not near a bank/museum/president, I think I'd just sell shirts saying, "I survived the end of the earth". My, look at the time. According to my watch, the end of the earth is supposed to begi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- pathetic, Feb 23 2002 soap vampires,as was mused upon by my brother and i ,i thought of it though, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- technobadger, Mar 16 2002 Oh, sure, we COULD freak out and have massive orgies, people looting stores and what have you, but why not make it an interesting end? Everybody with the letter "Q" in their name has to hold really still and not make any noise. Everyone else is free to move around, but if they have shoes on they must also wear a large hat or have a parrot on their shoulder. When speaking to each other, every sentence must end with the person saying "then I ate a toaster" unless they are asking a question, in which case they must end the sentence by saying "and may I feel your ass?" When answering a question, you must follow up with "but the Russians are trying to steal it." All moving cars must have at least one naked person unless the car has been modified to look like a penis, in which case women and gay men have to explain "Now that's a hot rod!" at least once, and all men must say "Mine's bigger than that." Persons with sunglasses must also be eating a bucket of chicken from KFC. Anyone wearing a Steve Urkel t-shirt gets free choice of who they have sex with unless the other person has a fake id, in which case they can counter-choose who that person has sex with, excluding people with genital piercings (who must wrestle for 30 minutes before they are allowed to do anything else). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AfroAssault, Apr 05 2002 [edit, delete] [annotate]