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| DISCLAIMER You are about to enter the site of a relatively insane crazy person who wants to have nothing to do with anything that happens to you in this site that is not his fault, and since it is his site, nothing will be his fault, but rather the fault of any and all visitors coming to this site, which includes but does not neccesarily prohibit, and in no particular order: girls, boys, adults, children, clowns, pilots, musicians, magicians, politicians, liars (wait, those are the same), truthers, writers, readers, people with beards, oranges, apples, KKK members, crooks, politicians (wait, those are the same), bikers, hikers, trippers, sippers, gulpers, and lawn mowing men with a serious case of allergies, which makes them keel over and die when ever they go to work, then sends them into seizures once their asthma kicks in, which brings me to my next point: Many articles are not allowed to be used at my site, such as recording devices that consist of but not neccesarily all are video cameras, tape recorders, CD burners, pens, pencils, paper, ink, and also no gum, apples, Snapples, tea, T-shirts, long-sleeve shirts, spagetti straps, tank tops, jackets, short-sleeve shirts, turtlenecks, vests, shirts of any matter, pants, hats, socks, tennis shoes (although dress shoes work), clothes, weed wackers, the dead lawn mower mans lawn mower, weed wacker, gas, no planes, trains, automobiles, internets, computers, mice, meese, Bobs, snobs (wait, those are the same), kangaroos (although Kanga and Roo and Tigger and Eye-ore and Pooh and Piglet work), and absolutely no conversations on fruit, which consist of but do not neccesarily include: Bob, the Pope, Sammy the Kiwi, Gluk, Gork, SamIAm260, TunaSQZ, Lemon007, and so on, unless you are a grapefruit engaged to SamIAm and any of his variations and plan to devise the ultimate plan to destroy the oranges, who are not allowed, while what is allowed is not known by mankind and can therefore not be brought to the site. I AGREE TO THESE TERMS I WOULD RATHER HELP A DUCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD |