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| ABLAZE!(c) COUNTER : 1,625,228 of 100,000,000 |
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| DOCTRINAL REVIEW COMMITTEE REVOKES APPROVAL OF "CONCORDIA : THE LUTHERAN CONFESSIONS" In a stunning move, the LCMS has now declared that the Lutheran Confessions are not in accord with Holy Scripture and the Lutheran Confessions. Having allowed the ELCA to publish the last two translations, (Tappert and Kolb-Wengert) the first LCMS attempt in over a century to actually publish what we believe had broken all records for sales. The first edition sold out in a matters of months. Surprise! Surprise! People actually do care what we believe and want to know more. While critics have dubbed this the "McCain translation", it is quickly becoming known among the masses as the "Liberals Soiled Themselves Version" or LSTV Recognizing that knowing more about what we believe can only lead to bad things (like people standing up for what we believe in) the committee for doctrinal review quickly gave it the big "thumbs down". So, let's see if we've got this right : The Lutheran Confessions have their doctrinal certification revoked. The LCMS webpage STILL claims that Sacrament of Holy Baptism is "only an outward sign" of faith. While that's enough irony to fill a 747, I suppose if you really believe that about Holy Baptism, then you wouldn't want anyone reading the Lutheran Confessions. The updates section contains a number of commentaries on this stunning, but not really surprising, doctrinal coup attempt on the part of the synodical leadership. BREAKING NEWS! We have obtained a secret internal memo, with a copy an already approved page from the second edition. Click HERE to see it. PS. The whole "Big number jump" thing was just because the LLL paddded the nnumbers. Apparently not enough, as we're falling farther behind again. |
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| ABLAZE!(c) ESTIMATOR Where we should be : 11,920,000 How far behind we are : 10,294,772 Date when we finally reach our goal : September 12, 2105 |
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| HISTORY OF ABLAZE!(c) At the convention in the summer of 2004, the LCMS approved the Ablaze!(c) initiative. The goal is to "ignite 100 million hearts with the Gospel." The LCMS, tired of "getting the message straight", has decided simply to get the message out, without concern for such petty things as "doctrine", "faithfulness", or "God's Word". The goal is to count and report every opportunity our members have to tell someone about the "Gospel", and then have them respond in some way (Receiving, rejecting, punching, etc.). VALUE OF ABLAZE!(c) Lest you think such a program is doomed to failure, be assured that "Ablaze! is not a program or campaign. It began as a mission vision with the hope of starting a mission movement." As you can see, it is a vision and movement which is doomed to failure. If you have more questions, please look at the LCMS website, where you can find answers to vital questions, such as, "How do I order an Ablaze! T-shirt?" There is also a section on how to donate funds. (Look under, "Is Ablaze! a giving campaign? The short answer is "no" for a link to donate money.) PURPOSE OF THE ABLAZE!(c) CALCULATOR This website will help you keep track of how many people have been reached by the Ablaze!(c) movement. As an added bonus, this site will also include an estimate of how long it will take to reach the goal of 100,000,000. (The deadline is 10-31-2017) It will also include some comments from the testimonial section of the Ablaze!(c) website to show the high level of commitment to our Lutheran heritage of purely preached Gospel. Other features may be aded from time to time. Check back for updates. |
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| ABLAZE!(c) TESTIMONIALS 1. "I shared that she could be assured of heaven, if only she beleives that Jesus died for her sins and rose again." 2. "I shared the importance of letting Christ be the focus of our lives." "I believe that I can not by my own reason or strength, believe in Jesus Christ my Lord, or come to him, but the Holy Spirit has called me by the Gospel, enlightened me with His gifts, sanctified and kept me in the true faith." 3. "I shared the Gospel with someone who is struggling to know Christ." "They condemn the Anabaptists and others who think that the Gospel comes to men without the external Word, through their own preparations and works." |
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