WARNING

This site contains material of an explicit adult nature. Despite the poor quality of the porno contained herein, it still might offend people of refined sensibilities or those whose life contains higher principles than surfing the internet with no trousers on, looking for useless attempts at sexual titillation and then putting them online for self-hating idiots to gawp at. Anyway, suffice to say that if you don't like dirty pictures, if you are not of a legal age in your area to view dirty pictures, or if you think porno is ultimately degrading to the participants, producers, distributors and the consumers then don't go any further. Who am I kidding anyway? no one reads these warnings. Most people are just looking for a big 'enter' button somewhere so they can get down to looking at mucky pics. Boy, are they in for a surprise here. We've gone out of our way to mess with their heads with this site. The pictures in here have been specially selected from the most off-putting and badly executed scruff magazines we could find. The irony here of course is that there will be plenty of sick bastards out there who will get turned on by this site precisely because of the low quality of the 'jazz pictures'. At least there won't be any of those stupid popup windows that generate twelve more popup windows when you try to close them, or automatic links to pages which re-generate themselves when you hit the 'back' button. Now honestly, what is the point of that? Do you think they really think someone will try to get away from their site, find the same stupid page reloading and think 'OK, I'll just stay here and buy their subscription (or whatever) as I'm obviously stuck here for the rest of my life.' Idiots, the lot of them. And if I see one more flashing banner saying 'if this banner is flashing then you have won a prize' I'm going to pour apple juice into my modem. Right, that's enough legal mumbo jumbo that won't stand up in court. Lets see those big 'enter' and 'leave' words.