Episode 10!!
The Happy Fish
by UDX
 
THE CAST
Pictured (from left to right): 
Mario, Cranky, Misty, UDX, Polly, Pikachu, Babs Bunny, Sandshrew, Banjo 

Not pictured:
Ash, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Announcer, AJ
 
Another day, another episode. 


And I am hungry. 


Chew on your tongue. 

( electrocutes )


Cough cough.  I need a break. 


Hey guys, there's something on TV. 


, and : Coming. 

(On TV)


Harley Quinn (singing): Tasty and yummy and oh so delish. It's definitely tasty cuz it's definitely fish. 


Announcer: Hello there.  Don't know what to feed the family? 


The Joker (in a plastic raincoat): Then purchase Happy Fish.  It's so tasty you'll laugh and agree.  Why, taste tests concludes that Happy Fish is tastier than regular fish. 


Harley Quinn: Uhh, Mr J.  I have a anti-tongue on fish. 


The Joker: Just have a bite. (Stuffs a piece of happy fish in her mouth) 


The Joker: Delish eh? 


Harley: Yea. (Runs off the screen and throws up) 


The Joker: That's my new Happy fish. Available as soon as I get it copyrighted.  So you better be on the lookout Pikachu. Hahahahaha. 

(off the TV screen)


That Joker is nuts. 


Exactly. He did this commerical in Gotham, but failed. 


All I know is that the Joker won't give up. 


That is one weirdo. 


Even that Harley Quinn's perfume is itchy. 


Quick, get Pikachu to a Pokemon center. 

(All of a sudden a gas surrounds everyone.  goes nuts.)


Hahahaha, hahahahahaha! 

( gives  anti venom to put it to sleep)


What was that? 


That Joker is nuts. 


At least Pikachu won't be in my next bubblebath. 


You are nuts. 


Oh. 


I feel so, dizzy. 


Misty, are you all right? 

(AJ from the Pokemon TV show, Episode 8, appears)


AJ: Hey there.  I think I know what happened. 


What...are...you...talking..about? 

( faints)


AJ: Huh? Misty? Wake up. 


Poor Misty.  She needs a heal. 


Only I know magic, hippie. 


Enough of the hippie thing, dingleberry. 


Why you little. 

( pops up)


What's going on here? 


Udx's gone nuts. 


No I haven't. 


AJ: Actually, the Joker is making all of us nuts. 

(The Joker appears)


The Joker: Hahahahaha. 


You. 


The Joker: That's right. It's me, the Joker. 


You're going to regret this. 


Udx, what are you going to do? 


I'm going to attack him. 


The Joker: Shut up and eat my fish. 

(The Joker throws a Happy Fish into 's mouth)


Patooie! 


This fish makes me do the disco. 

( becomes UDX-Disco )


(sings): Oww, oww, oww, oww, stayin' alive, stayin' alive... 


Oh-no. 


The Joker: Oooh.  Looks like udx is out of business. 


AJ: Not me. Sandshrew go. 


Yes boss. 

( tackles The Joker.)


The Joker: AHHHHHHH! 


Weird. 

( wakes up)


Huh, what happened? 

( uses a thundershock)


That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. 

( turns back to )


What the? 


Udx, you have been turned to a disco zombie. 


Whew.  That was close. 


AJ: Let's finish him. 

( performs the heart slash.)


The Joker: It ain't the end of the Happy Fish. 


Yes it ain't, but it will really soon. 

( wakes up with broken legs and a broken hip)


Oww. My lower half. 


AJ: Don't worry, I'll take you to a hospital while Sandshrew takes Pikachu to a Pokemon Center. 


Glad that's over. 


After the hospital, I want a bubblebath. 


Is that all you think of? 


No. 


Oh. 

(later)


Ash and : So you were attacked by the Joker. 


Yeah.  My lower half is broken and it will take time to recover. 


Time that will require a few more episodes. 

(outside)


The Joker: You may have won, but I'll strike again! 

( falls on The Joker)

The Joker: Blasted cow.
 
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