Fig the Grendel would like to welcome you to this page, devoted to Creatures, the artificial life game from Cyberlife. Here the dedicated norn-keeper will find a growing range of useful items lovingly hand-crafted to the highest possible standards. Also provided is a selection of the finest links available on the World Wide Web, for your increased surfing pleasure.
Available for download are a selection of COBs (Creatures OBjects) in .zip file format for use with the game Creatures. Instructions on how to install them are given by text files in each .zip.
Please note that I do not provide norns for download, as none of my norns have yet displayed sufficiently noteworthy characteristics, and web space is precious. This situation may well change at some point, but not right now.
Also provided are a number of handy links to various other Creatures-related websites.
In the meantime, please feel free to sign the Guest Book.
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A selection of high-quality home-made COBs for the delight (or otherwise) of your Norns and Grendels. |
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Set sail for places new on the sea of information that is the World Wide Web. |
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Gather round for a chat with other members of the Creatures Community. |
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The base of it all: My homepage. |
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Please Note: Unless otherwise stated the graphics on this page were made by myself and are ©Steve Dismukes 1999, so don't even think about stealing them for your own site, and especially don't even consider linking to them from your site. Otherwise large, scary people will visit your house and intimidate your pets and make disparaging comments about your interior decor and stuff. If you ask whether you can use the pictures on this site, that's a different matter entirely, as long as I get credit for them. If you want to make your own graphics like these ones, I recommend you download Nornpose from The Norn Underground. It's as easy as that. Oh, yeah, don't take credit for making my COBs, either. Honestly, you just can't take your eyes off some people for two seconds without them right-clicking on your images and filching all your stuff. It's disgraceful.
Last updated: Somewhere in the 20th century.
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No norns were harmed in the creation of this web page. Not permanently, anyway.
About the Grendel: Fig is a multi-talented and highly-trained stuntGrendel who assists Steve Dismukes in the development of quality COBs. Don't worry, he doesn't get hurt during these tests, in fact he loves them (especially the food and alcohol COBs), and besides, he's more obedient than most of Steve's Norns. In between assisting Steve's work he wanders Albia, and has circumnavigated the map several times.
About the Author: Steve Dismukes is a 22-year-old economoid currently employed by a certain Big Blue Computer Company. He got into Creatures after finding a copy for sale in the bargain bin of a local toy and games store. He has only recently turned his hand to COB authoring, having previously contented himself with using other people's COBs. If you really want to know more about this strange individual and his other interests, go here. If you want to get in contact with him (not advisable, frankly; he's an odd fellow) email: stevedismukes@hotmail.com. He doesn't always refer to himself in the third person.
