19 studio albums. At least 9 live albums.
Probably around 15 compilations. A million singles,
EPs, and bootlegs. And chances are good that they're not done yet. The Fall
are a Manchester band led by sarcastic tone-deaf frontman Mark E. Smith, who
has ensured musical progression over the last 18 years by firing every
musician who ceases to interest him. Bassist Stephen Hanley
has somehow managed to avoid his wrath, but the
dozens of dismissed keyboardists and guitarists (including his own wife!)
weren't quite so lucky. No matter. The Fall have been mindbogglingly
consistent regardless of their many personnel change-ups and musical
progressions (from carnival punk to minimalist art noise to guitar pop to mellow
synth dance to noisy rockabilly to umm jeez whatever the hell it is they're
doing now), and have stayed true to their original
vision - "Write an amazingly great simple melody, play it a thousand times in
a row, pile a lot of noise on top of it, then have Mark say (or poorly sing) a
bunch of stuff that doesn't make any sense." It works. Their worldwide cult
following knows what it's talking about. I should know - I'm part of it.
Peel Sessions ep - Strange Fruit 1987.

Not released until nine years after it was recorded, this is The Fall in
one of its earliest incarnations (the only person on this record who is still
in the band is Mark - although I think that Karl Burns recently returned to
play "second drums"). Four GREAT post-punk songs, including "No Xmas For John
Quays," an intense two-note punk rant that, in fact, is the song that got me
interested in this band in the first place. You can also find a recording of
the poppy "Put Away" that is far superior to the muddy rendition that a later
version of the band recorded for the Dragnet album, and "Mess Of My," a truly
great song that they, for some reason, never released on any other record.
The guitarist (Martin Bramah) played with a spiffy chorusy sheen over his
guitar, sounding much more professional than Scanlon, his eventual
replacement, ever would. For a more accurate description of The Fall's sound,
read on!
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Live At The Witch Trials - Step Forward/IRS 1979.

Sounds like British punk except, uhhh... that tinky keyboard kinda
detracts from the "kick-ass" quotient. Plus, guitarist Martin Bramah
sounds more like a plinky amateur Ventures fan than a Sex Pistol wanna-be.
Still, that vocalist sounds awful punky, with his high-pitched British
screeching and nasal "-ah" attached to the end of every line (example -
"Two steps back!" becomes "Two steps back-ah!" He's done this in pretty
much every Fall song to date.). Lots of great melodies here - the closest
that any rock band has come to circus music since The Doors, but with a truly
kickbuttock punk drummer to boot. Great punk numbers like "Like To Blow,"
"Underground Medecin" (their spelling), and a re-recording of "No Xmas For
John Quays" share the record with longer, slower, more story-oriented songs
like "Frightened" and "Music Scene" that foreshadow the stranger, looser
epics that the band would be writing in a few years. A wonderfully fun debut,
but if you like your singers to actually "sing," you should maybe look
elsewhere. Best lyric is at the beginning of "Mother-Sister" -
Unidentified
voice: "Ehhh... what's this song about?"
Mark Smith: "Uhh...nothin'!"
- Reader Comments
- jasonhenn@yahoo.com
here's the plan:
i disagree with a few things in your review of Live at the Witch
Trials. i don't really have any problem with the guitar on this
record. martin braham was one of the better guitarists in the history
of the shifty fall line-up. in fact, he was responsible for the
arrangement of the music on that album. the keyboard noodling - i
always felt - almost makes the album. it adds a really eerie feel and
really compliments all of the other stuff that's going on.
i also think that it's not very fair to place this record beside
other albums of the period by pointing out how much it sounds like
fairly standard punk/post-punk. this may true to some extent, but i
think that this album is really the beginning and end of that mode of
music. yes, i said it and it's true. witch trials is the first and
last punk record. not that all other music in the genre is bad, but
most of it is made obsolete by this record (among some other things).
that's about it. thanks for giving witch trials a good review.
most people are partial to the beggars banquet stuff and don't really
give proper praise to the rough trade albums. i personally think that
everything post-rough trade is fair at best (yes, even ...saving
grace), and everything post-bb doesn't deserve any recognition.
thanks for a great site.
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
It's a heck of an impressive debut. The lyrics make a strong impression
and the music stands up with the heavyweights of the day (people like
Pere Ubu, prime-grade Siouxsie & the Banshees, & Wire). Unlike anything
else in their catalogue and a singular masterpiece.
- tedium2000@hotmail.com.nz (Duane Zarakov)
martin bramah continued doing this kind of woozy psychedelic "circus music"
for at least 1 alb. and some singles with his next group the Blue Orchids.
you should check em if you like this album and that Peel Session one cuz
those sound more like the B.Orchids than they do like much else by the
Fall.
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Live 77 - Cog Sinister 1999.

Godawful recording, but apparently the tape has been sitting on Mark Smith's
dresser for the last two decades, so please forgive one or all involved.
More importantly, there are lots of rare tunes on here -- did you know that
both "Oh Brother" and "Copped It" were part of the Fall's '77 set? No joke!
Different music, yes, but the lyrics are pretty darn similar. Same with
"Hey Student!," performed crappily here as "Hey Fascist!" Wow, huh? And a
drunken "Louie Louie"! Wow, huh? And "Stepping Out"! And "Dresden Dolls"!
You'd have to not like the Fall to not buy this album!
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Dragnet - Step Forward 1979.

Not quite as strong as the first album, this one pretty much leaves punk
behind to concentrate on the postpunk circus music that the early Fall did so
well. Very lo-fi, and some of the duller songs ("Flat Of Angles,"
"Choc-Stock") seem to go on for years, but the standouts ("Before The Moon
Falls," "Your Heart Out," "A Figure Walks") are truly impressive; the
guitarist sounds like he (a) can't play worth a shit, and (b) knows exactly
the right notes to hit in his amateurish manner at every moment. Mark E. is
more self-assured and cocky this time around, claiming in "Dice Man" that,
while other entertainers play it safe, he "takes a chance, man - do you take a
chance, fan?" - and admitting in "Your Heart Out" that, well, as he puts it,
"I don't sing; I just shout - ah! All on one note - ah! Sing sing sing
sing-ah!" Foon-wah, as my mom is wont to say. Also, "Spectre Vs. Rector" is
one of the earliest of their weird-as-hell experimental guitar melodies. Like
most Fall records, this has one or two semi-dull points, and about ten or
fifteen moments of pure genius. You've probably never heard them, right? You
should! They're really good!
- Reader Comments
- ricochet@iconz.co.nz (Steve Cragie)
I've been a huge Fall fan from when I first heard them on
the Electric Circus LP just before "Bingo Masters" came out. I
have to disagree about Dragnet being inferior to Witch
Trials. I reckon Dragnet was the first Fall masterpiece. You
have to remember what it was like when it first came out! It
was absolutely peerless. I couldn't believe anyone had made
a record as good as this. I was about 16 when it was
released and I listened to Dragnet many times a day for
weeks on end in an adolescent obsession the excitement of
which I will never forget and that can only be relived
through the Fall (with any consistency at any rate. Witch
Trials (although brilliant) doesn't have anything
approaching the mystery and poetry of the groundbreaking
sound (what you refer to as lo-fi - a term not around then).
I think "Various Times" was the bridge between the old
punkier Fall and the Dragnet sound. I tend to think of
Dragnet as the first true Fall album (and as the first in
the brilliant succession of albums which featured Marc Riley
after that).
- dongmin@ucr.edu (John Middle)
Must stand in agreement with Mista Cragie....most impenetrable yet
rewarding of albums....has it all...Lee Scratch Perry meets a blender
uptown production qualities...Also .. "don't let anyone know where this was
recorded or else" combined with Specter v.s Rector recorded in haunted
house at midnight mythology...nice literary references.... Luke
Rheinhardts-"Diceman". Sand paper larynyx lyrics "look at me ... too much
SPEEEEEEEED". Topped off with the dark consuming light album cover that
would comprise any "young bands" dream. Spider descends on butterfly. To
relax and slip into the cogs and gears of this sabotaged machine is bliss
defined....Nice one on site Prindle.. LUV from KingShag a.k.a John
Middle....A Californian who always thinks of sex....or thinks of death.
- wwwinfo@lung.miss.ac.uk
I agree that dragnet is the first (andbest) real fall album. It coincides
with a new lineup, new drummer, guitarist and bassist, and ditching the
keyboard.
- defab4@earthlink.net (Mike DeFabio)
I was gonna buy Hex Enduction Hour but they were all out. So I got this
one. And hey, whaddya know, it sounds like the Fall! I don't quite
understand all the rave reviews I've read of it, because Grotesque
pretty much did the same thing, only a whole lot better. That's not to
say this isn't a real good album, but if you've heard Grotesque, you've
pretty much heard what this sounds like. So why should you even get it?
Well, most of the songs are really really good in that Fall kinda way.
"Choc-Stock" is pretty bad, but I really like "Flat of Angles." It's
"Muzorewi's Daughter" that I can't stand. Everything else is really
great. Oh! "Spectre Vs. Rector!" That's a WEIRD one! That's, like, total
horror movie music, man. Listen to that riff! That's pure evil! And the
first half sounds like it was recorded in a big dark spooky cave! Some
say it's poor production, I say it's really cool! So, ah, I give this
an... eight! My least favorite Fall album so far, but it's still really
good.
Oh, one more thing: Fall lyrics are really really really great. Pay
attention to them.
- earlew@home.com (Earle White)
I would have to break the tie and say that Dragnet is far better than
...Witch Trials (and every other Fall album for that matter). Although
Grotesque is a close second, and could be seen as a continuation in
formula and sound, it is no where near as menacing, scathing, daring,
uncomproming, and groundbreaking as Dragnet. As band's like Pavement
obviously modeled their best work (Slanted and Enchanted) after
Grotesque, basically straight-up ripping off "New Face in Hell" and
calling it "Conduit for Sale"......other more obscure bands such as
Chicago's Scissor Girls have taken Dragnet's fucked brilliance into
their own dimension of sound, as if they were posessed by "Spectre vs.
Rector" (which personally, is my favorite Fall song). It's this quality of
the Fall's material that I find so appealing though, that they have always
changed. If you don't like this album...give it another chance...and pay
special attention to the songs "Dice Man" and "Choc-Stock". Mark E. Smith
is daring you to open yourmind, make your own decisions, and take a chance, fan.
- RebelJukebox@aol.com
I'm sure I'm the only one who noticed, and the only one who cares, but
I'll be damned if The Monorchid didn't rip off "Spector Vs. Rector" in a big
way on their song "X Marks The Spot: Something Dull Happened Here," but I
noticed it RIGHT away.
Now that I think of it, Chris Thompson's (The Monorchid, Circus Lupus,
Skull Kontrol) singing style reminds me of Mark E. Smith in a big way.
Okay, no one who'll read this will care anyway. I'll shut the fuck up.
- Gale@beer.com (Nick Gale)
I don't agree that this is their most inpenetrable album - it's
actually one of their most accessible. Printhead? Dice Man? Your
Heart Out? Neat pop tunes, catchy choruses. Even the longer songs are
hypnotically catchy. The only exception is the strangely hilarious
Spectre vs Rector.
Fall fans e-mail me!
- slim@rainbowm.fsnet.co.uk (Mark Rainbow)
It may be an age thing, but I have always seen "Dragnet" as the first proper Fall album. I found ".. Witch
Trials" as a collection too clean, too straight, but "Dragnet" is where MES found his, umm, voice and the
band found that Fall sound. Without "Dragnet" the last 20 years would have been considerably different. All
this and they still left "Rowche Rumble" off!
Top site! Thanks
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Early Years 77-79 - Faulty Products 1981.

All terrific songs! Punky, circusy, the whole deal! What are these,
singles? I don't know, but they're great! I know that at least one of them
was a single - their silly debut "Repetition." I'm not sure about the origin
of the others, like the great upbeat rockers "Psycho Mafia" and "Rowche
Rumble" (both of which would later be covered by Sonic Youth), and three of
the best bigtop numbers they ever did - "Bingo Masters Breakout," "It's The
New Thing," and the godlike six-minute three-note dance number "Fiery Jack,"
but I'm getting along just fine without the knowledge. What's knowledge,
anyway? You memorize a lot of crap - you make a jillion dollars a minute -
you die! Screw knowledge! Let's just smoke marijuana all day!
- Reader Comments
- tedium2000@hotmail.com.nz (Duane Zarakov)
yes they are singles,and this group's best stuff.yeah yeah all their albums
at least the 1st 200 are fine but they were even better on 7",these ones on
Step Forward and the next few on Rough Trade and some other labels i dont
remember...GREAT LOST TRACK not on any anthologies that i know about = how i
wrote "elastic man" (1980 or so)
- dwhitwill@thegrid.net (Debbie Whitwill)
I'm driving home from another day of drudgery and banality when a sudden
unexplainable urge causes me to turn left of the dial to the usually
mediocre KZSC Santa Cruz. Darn college kids and their boom-de-boom.
Upon reaching the station, a voice- a Tourette's victim maybe?- leaps
out of the speakers. "WE'RE ROCKING THE CLUBS-AH!!" hollers the
obviously trashed frontperson, over a clunky, minimalist, energetically
inept backing band. "PSYCHOMAFIA!!!!" At this moment, life as I once
knew it ceased. I became reborn.
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Totale's Turns (It's Now Or Never) - Rough Trade 1980.

The first of many live albums. Hilarious intro - "The difference between
you and us is we have brains" - right into a true-to-the-record run-through of
"Fiery Jack." I don't much like live albums as a rule, but this one
generously offers three F@*#ING GREAT studio songs that you can't get anywhere
else ("Cary Grant's Wedding," which resembles "Fiery Jack," but has a slow
part, too, for diversity, "That Man," which sounds like a rockabilly cover,
but I wouldn't know one way or the other, and an acoustic version of the
guitar smash-up "New Puritan," which I also have an electric version of, but I
have no clue where it came from!). Plus, "No Xmas For John Quays" still kicks
ass, and you get to hear Mark scream at whomever the bass player was at that
point, "Fucking get it together instead of showing off!" (about time, though -
the song has a two-note bass line, but this guy kept doing runs up and down
the neck like some kinda jerkbutt, almost ruining the song in the process).
"Choc Stock" is still a snoozefest, though, and "Spectre Vs. Rector 2" goes on
too damn long.
- Reader Comments
- tedium2000@hotmail.com.nz (Duane Zarakov)
their greatest album,could be.And all others subsequent who have attempted
to utilize "rock" to confront reality on the naked plateau of ,uh,whatever
it says in the liner notes of the Fugs' Golden Filth,yeah well they
should just listen to this and then just fuckin HANG IT UP.other contenders
for anything remotely similar are high and few...billy childish's Hangman
Communications single on Kill Rock Stars is very good.most "alternative"
music is just shitty pop with swearing or guitar distortion or other
cosmetic ugliness,right?
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Grotesque (After The Gramme) - Rough Trade 1980.

By this point, Smith had both Scanlon and Hanley in the band, so feel
free to consider this album "the beginning of The Fall as we now know them."
This is where Mark admits to the world that his musical obsession was never
punk rock, but rockabilly (which, if played fast enough, sounds a lot like
punk rock - you understand our mistake). "Pay Your Rates," "English Scheme,"
"The Container Drivers," and "In The Park" are amateurish and very British,
but they're still clearly based on American country/western music - like old
Johnny Cash played really quickly. "New Face In Hell" and "Gramme Friday" are
slower, but also obviously rooted in rockabilly. (In fact, in his rambling
liner notes, Mark calls the music "Country and Northern.") Only four tracks
remain; two are experimental (one of these - "C'n'C S mithering" is about the
music business, and is truly amazing), and the other two are great early Fall
epics, "The N.W.R.A." and "Impression of J. Temperance."
I find this an extremely pleasing album because so much of it sounds loose
and improvised,
especially in "The N.W.R.A.," when the musicians sort of only play when they
feel like it, and the melody only changes after Mark alerts the band,
"Switch!" It sounds like they had only played the songs a few times, and
weren't exactly sure how they wanted them to go. Very fresh and somewhat
exciting (especially when the droning "C'n'C S mithering" suddenly turns into
the ridiculously speedy "The Container Drivers" - a masterpiece of a segue).
Do buy it.
- Reader Comments
- Gsboug@aol.com
This was the first Fall studio album I bought (458489 A-sides was the first
Fall release I bought) and I began to realize that this band called the Fall
is pretty damn good. I agree on you with your point about "C'n'C's Mithering"
seguing into "Container Drivers"--genius! "Pay Your Rates", "English Scheme", and
"New Face In Hell" make up a perfect trio of songs to open the album.
Definitely a 9!
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
I like your review of Grotesque. Cantankerous as I am, I really have
little to argue with you about on this one. I would note that the music
was becoming more obviously lyric-centered by this point than during the
1977-78 bands' work.
- defab4@earthlink.net (Mike DeFabio)
Hey now! This sounds like Pavement! One doesn't have to be a rocket
scientist to figure out that New Face In Hell (the best song on the
album, by the way) was clearly the inspiration for Conduit For Sale.
Much of the others resemble Pavement in their sloppiness. The version I
has several bonus tracks at the beginning, so in addition to the album,
you both sides of two great singles, How I Wrote Elastic Man and Totally
Wired. Yes, some of the songs go on too long and get me to wondering
just when they're going to end (even when they've been going for only
two minutes, sometimes) and some of them have melodies that don't go
anywhere, but you won't really notice that if you turn the volume up and
just enjoy the happy music. Really, this music is really happy! Most of
it is, anyway. C n C S Mithering (which reminds me of Mike Franklin by
the Low Maintenance Perennials) and Impression Of J Temperance are
pretty dark, yes, but the rest is real exciting, upbeat music. Another
thing that bugs me is that on my copy there's three seconds of space
between C n C S Mithering and Container Drivers, totally destroying the
great segue. But who cares? I give it a.... some sort of an eight which
oscillates between low and high depending on the mood I'm in. I'm not
disappointed, anyway.
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Slates ep - Rough Trade 1981.

Six more fantastic songs on a really cool-looking 10" ep. Like those on
Grotesque, these songs are both experimental and Country/Northern, but "Leave
The Capitol" is something else entirely; while the noisy guitar attack "Prole
Art Threat," the rockabilly "Fit And Working Again" and "Slates, Slags, Etc.,"
and the strangely dark "Middle Mass" and "An Older Lover Etc." push the
current Fall interests a little further, "Leave The Capitol" points towards
the band's future, presenting them as a catchy and creative guitar pop band.
Later classics like "C.R.E.E.P.," "Cruisers Creek," and "15 Ways" can be
traced back directly to this number; The Fall at their most normal and
accessible yet. Good stuff. Actually, this whole thing is great. If it were
a full album, it would probably be their best one. And, oooh, if it had been
a double album, I mean, shooo! And oh! A box set! Well, I don't know!
Hell, imagine if this had been a 5000-page novel! It would have been a
FANTASTIC 5000-page novel!!!!
- Reader Comments
- waco@primenet.com
Slates is, in fact the best Fall ever, and being on a ten inch record
reinforces this rather than negating it!!!!
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
"Slates, Slags, Etc." is the most amazing piece of droning chugging
noise that I can remember. I love it. It makes the Stooges & the
Velvets sound delicate. "Middle Mass" is a great piece as well and "An
Older Lover" is brilliantly crafted and strangely poetic. "Leave the
Capital" is a good one too.
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
When I consider my favorite songs by The Fall I always include all 6
tracks of the Slates ep. Not necessarily the first six components of
the top ten but certainly, without a moment of doubt, the top two songs
belong to this release. "Slates, Slags, Etc." is the best Fall song
recorded thus far as well as the best song of the early 1980s. "Middle
Mass" is the foundation for all of their early work. 33% of Slates is
absolutely perfect no matter the perspective taken on the music and the
era. A recording like this is actually rather frightening; if I use
this to ascertain the depth of quality of their subsequent releases,
most of The Fall stock pales.
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Legendary Chaos Tape - Scout 1995.

A neat live show from 1980. The mix is as good
as any of their studio work at the time, and they seem really spirited. Still,
they don't add a whole lot to the songs. Hear 'em studio, hear 'em live - they're great
either way, but you'd probably be better off getting Totale's Turns 'cause
it's got them neat bonus tracks.
- Reader Comments
- preservatives@email.msn.com (Michael Fotis)
this recording sucks sucks sucks. mark seems to be in rare form. but the
band, particularly scanlon i'm pretty sure, butcher every song. hey mark
when you gonna put a picture of yourself up so we can all see what you look
like?
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Hex Enduction Hour - Kamera 1982.

Lots
of folks consider this to be their best album. In fact, I'm told it
was supposed to be their last album. Lucky for me, it wasn't. This is the
band at their most epic. Lots of long songs (including "Winter," a one-chord
wonder that is spread across both sides of the record) show The Fall pushing
their loose, minimalist style even further. The guitar plays whatever -
notes, chords, it doesn't matter. There are TWO drummers playing together in
a spirit of peace and harmony, and the songs, although perhaps the least
accessible they'd ever done, are very interesting. Lots of space and time,
and very little rockabilly and carnival punk.
So what's on it? Well,"Hip Priest" is the classic (boy, it's a weird one), "Who Makes The Nazis?" has a harmonics-only bass line
(unheard of since Yes's "The Fish!"), and "Mere Pseud Mag Ed" is another noisy
guitar attack (which I'm 99% sure contains the lines "Heard the Ramones in
'81/There was a Spanish guitar".....hmmm. I understand his disgust with
Pleasant Dreams, but I don't think there's a Spanish guitar on there... hmmm.
But then again, who can tell what the hell Mark is actually talking about?).
A real interesting record. Or "really," to be grammatically correct. "Real,"
in and of itself, isn't much of an adverb, but I kind of enjoy it. "Kind of"
is a dumb phrase, too, but enjoyable. Even "The Classical," which has the
chords of a generic hard rock song, is performed in such a strange, fresh, and
tribal manner, you don't even notice how basic the melody is. My only problem
with the record is that, unlike those on Grotesque, this particular batch of
songs, I think, could have used a little bit more practice. In fact, I've
heard live renditions of these songs that sound much more professional than
the versions on this album. Still, a true Fall classic, and deservedly so.
- Reader Comments
- rchute@samschwartz.com
Indeed, Fall songs of this period were much better once taken out on the
road and practiced. The definitive version of "Winter" is on A Part of
America, Therein which you rightly call their best live album ever. It
is in fact possibly my favorite Fall record of all time making it quite
possibly my favorite record of all time.
Coupled with the new CD release of In A Hole (the Fall at their most
playful not to mention drunk), A Part of America, Therein constitutes
great, live Fall at a simpler time for them.
- ronin2@email.msn.com (Dave Weigel)
This album, to quote the immortal Shakespeare, is the shit of all shits. Hex
Enduction Hour was only about the sixth Fall album I heard, but in my mind
this is the quintessential Fall sound. Post-punk and pre-Brix. Four minute
songs plus the occasional epic--just like a "real" (i.e. popular) album!
More catchy bass and guitar lines than a Foghat jam. And Mark makes no
fucking sense whatsoever.
Track-by-track, she wondered? Oui, said the Belgian. "The Classical" is as
repetitive and clangy as any other Fall tune, but somehow it rocks. Must be
because of those "hard rock" chords Prindle mentioned. "Jawbone..." reminds
me of Roy Orbison in that there are so many cool parts, you can't tell where
the verses and choruses are. "Hip Priest" is one of the best songs in human
history. "Fortress/Dark Park" starts with a sample of "Da Da Da", then
launches into a cool prog-rock riff before mutating into a Mark Smith
soliloquy and droning synth, all while some weird shit goes on in the
background. In other words, the Low Maintenence Perennials.
Am I still going over the album track-by-track? Oh, what's the point? Okay,
here's my point--every song rules. "Mere Pseud Mag. Ed"? It rules. "Just
Step S'ways"? Kicks arse. "Winter"? Awesome. Both parts. I'll admit, "And
this Day" is somewhat less amazing than Our Lord Jesus Christ (which is to
say, not that good in comparison to every other song on the album, and it's
too long. I'm being frustratingly obtuse, I'm sorry.) But it's still the
best Fall album ever. In my opinion. Which doesn't really change anything,
because you're wrong.
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
Parts of the album drift, but it's an hour long, and by my count
posesses, let's see ... 40 - 45 minutes of complete brilliance. The
2-drummer lineup kicks majorly and adds a great deal to the sound. Both
Beefheart & Pere Ubu worked with 2 drummers, and in neither case did it
work as impressively as with The Fall, where the music sounded natural
and powerful. Highlights to me are "The Classical" (despite the
bad-taste lyrics - the music is amazing), "Winter", "Deer Park", and
"Just Step Sideways".
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
The best pre-Brix record for innumerable good reasons. Every song
on here is just great; challenging, suffocating at times, and
exceptionally involving. Involving... on a rare occasion does a song
both require work to enjoy and also posses the quality to allow the
listener to thoroughly enjoy the work. The album is very inspired; an
untouched balance of inventive music and rediscovered elements of punk.
Peter Buck described one particular R.E.M. song as "simultaneously as
loose and as tight as anything we've recorded." Mark Smith could take
Buck's words and apply them to the entirety of Hex Enduction Hour.
Greatness.
- defab4@earthlink.net (Mike DeFabio)
Took me what felt like a million years to find, but I did, and it was
worth it. This is... you know what? I don't even need to write this.
Because you know what else? A Mr. Dave Weigel already wrote what I think
of the album already. I guess the only reason I'm writing this is to
show to the world that I have this fine album and am therefore cooler
than the people who don't. A quality Fall album such as this serves as a
musical status symbol, something that you flaunt to people who know
music to get respect. Same goes with Can albums. Yes, I like Can. Most
of you people have probably never even heard of Can. But they're cool,
and I've heard of them, and have four of their albums, so nyah. I'm
going to give this a ten, even though I haven't heard every Fall album
there is. It would take approximately 7 and a half quadrillion years to
wade through the Fall's enormous catalog. If there's a Fall album better
than this, let me know (no, not really. Leave me alone.) If you want to
know in more detail what I think of the album, go read Weigel's review.
And then try to find this. Just try! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- zalcock@nationalsystems.com
My fave Fall record... based mainly on the first half. Lets put it
this way: every time I feel I can't listen to any more Fall-- you know, when you
can't force yourself to listen to "Who Makes the Nazis?" simply for being so
Fall-ishly obtuse-- I turn back to this album. I think it owes a lot
to Leckie's production-- this is the album they nearly made with
Perverted by Language. This is the album you listen to at 4am, drunk and in need of
something that's loud AND intellectual AND puts fucking chills up your
spine. I point, specifically, to "Elves". Yeah, they ripped off the
Stooges, but you can't hold it against them-- this is actually light-years
better. If only the Fall still sounded this pissed-off... Then you have side 2,
which does falter a bit, but I do agree with the common wisdom that says
"Disney's" is a downright lovely tune. The other stuff on side 2 isn't
bad by any means, it just pales in comparison to side 1. Anyway, this
really is the Fall at the height of their powers.
- InMyEyes82@aol.com (Zach English)
Mike DeFabio-don't scare people, this album ain't that hard to find. I picked
it up in a freakin' Virgin Megastore, probably because it was included in
that batch of Cog Sinister re-releases a year or so back.
Anyways, this album is a fucking killer. WHY, jesus christ, has the song
"Iceland" not been mentioned?! This is one of the top five pieces the Fall
ever recorded, if ya ask me...so chilly and foreign and full of great
imagery, it takes the Can influence to its logical pinnacle. Oh, and "The
Classical" is far from generic hard rock; I love how the guitar plays the
same melody that Mark sings ("I've never felt better in myyyyy liiiiife")
over and over again. "Winter" has one of the fucking scariest bass lines I've
ever encountered, not to mention the image of a pope's hat with a green fuzz
skull and crossbones...jeez, Mark can get pretty far out there. I still don't
like this one quite as much as This Nation's Saving Grace, but I'll snub my
nose at the Prindle rule and give both albums ten ratings.
- defab4@earthlink.net (Mike DeFabio)
Well, Zach, all I can guess from numerous glances through the Fall
section at the local Amoeba is that various Fall albums go in and out of
print every fifteen minutes. My rule for Fall album buying is, if you
see it, get it, because it probably won't be there tomorrow.
Add your thoughts?
A Part Of America Therein, 1981 - Cottage 1982.

Their best live album ever. "An Older Lover" is played slower, becoming
even eerier than the original was, "The N.W.R.A." sounds more urgent (and
practiced) than in its studio version, and "Deer Park" pumps the keyboard
volume past the ear-splitting police alarm point, giving the song a sort of
gospel-esque power that its studio version sorely lacked. The rest sound
great, too - plus you get to hear "Lie Dream Of A Casino Soul," a wonderfully
jaunty circus song that was, to this point, available only as a single (I
think). If you want a live Fall album, get this one. I think the CD includes
the entire Slates ep, so that'd be a pretty great purchase. Imagine! A
5000-PAGE NOVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWWW, MAN, THAT'D BE SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
- Reader Comments
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
Live albums tend to leave a bad taste in my mouth. This is probably
so because I tend to correlate the live album with Cheap Trick, They
Might Be Giants, and other completely worthless musical outfits that
find it absolutely imperative to repackage their greatest hits as an act
of restitution. The Fall's A Part Of America Therein, however, is a
different product completely. It is exceedingly difficult to find
copies of "Totally Wired" and other great early material and,
presumably, the live format suits these tunes very well. Indeed, the
only copy of "Totally Wired" I have found has been the one version on A
Part Of America Therein. In addition, the recording closes with a
version of "Winter" that is far superior to the original. The entire
recording, including the sub-par version of "An Older Lover", is
incredibly good.
- xx@student.uni-halle.de (John Coan)
A Part of America Therein is rubbish and sounds like it was recorded
in a sock...buy The Twenty Seven Points instead for a really fresh,
tight sound from the greatest British band ever on top form.
- defab4@earthlink.net (Mike DeFabio)
Bought the Slates/A Part Of America Therein CD today. Slates is terrific noisy sloppy Fall
madness, but the live album it came with...
Er, the performances and the songs are fantastic, but it sounds like a bootleg and it was mastered from
vinyl, so you can barely hear the music under all the pops and tape hiss. The drums lose all their power
'cos they're way in the background, sounding more like your noisy neighbor across the street than a
member of the Fall in your living room. Too bad, 'cause they were obviously a wonderful live band at
that time. And the set list is great too--NWRA, Hip Priest, Totally Wired... dangit. I payed 18 hard
earned bucks for this (okay, it was gift money, but it was graduation gift money and I WORKED
FOUR YEARS FOR IT!), and I'm only ever gonna listen to about 23 minutes of it. Maybe I should
just burn myself a copy of Slates and take it back 'cos I'm a cheap butthead.
Hey, here's a funny anecdote. This girl in my visual arts class had to do a presentation and a short
essay on a musician/artist person, and she wanted to do one on someone she'd never heard of, so I,
rather randomly, suggested Brian Eno. Now, she axed me this about an hour before she had to do the
presentation, so naturally, it didn't go very well. The next day it was understandable that she didn't
want to write the paper, so she offered me fifteen dollars if I'd write it for her. Me, being a weak
person of no integrity who can be bought at any price, agreed. I wrote the paper. She got a D-. SHE
GOT A D MINUS ON MY PAPER.
The moral of this story: if you're going to sell out, at least make Nevermind, not the frickin' Black
Album.
Add your thoughts?
Room To Live - Kamera 1982.

Another winner! On this one, apparently Mark
wanted to get away from the supposed overproduction (or at least over-EFFORT,
although I personally don't see it at all) that went into the creation of
Hex Enduction Hour by dragging the gang into the studio to throw
together some tunes as quickly as possible. To further differentiate this
one from those before it, Mark forced certain players to sit out the recordings
of certain tracks and kinda had the others go at it without telling them what the
songs were supposed to do (or so I read on the Internet somewhere). As a
result, a few of these tracks seem disturbingly directionless ("Hard Life
In Country" and "Detective Instinct" in particular both shudder along
spookily, threatening to go somewhere, but never do). No problem - the songs
are still great. They're tighter, less abstract, and more traditionally
one-drum-kit-sounding than the Hex tunes, and sort of (in a way) more
accessible, I suppose, but no worse for the wear. The poppy scoo "Joker
Hysterical Face" and the speedy Mancabilly title track, in fact, rule!!! I
had originally given this album an 8 because, as far as I knew, it only had
7 songs on it, one of which was "Papal Visit," which doesn't do a darn thing.
I upped it to a 9 when I made the thrilling discovery that the re-release added
on both sides of the phenomenal "Lie Dream Of A Casino Soul"/"Fantastic Life"
single.
Man alive, but you'd have to be a bastard to deny ANY record containing those
two tracks a grade of 9 or higher.
- Reader Comments
- waco@primenet.com
"Papal Visit" is in fact the best track on RTL and maybe in the top four or
five Fall tracks for me.
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
Certainly not their best, but I think "Joker Hysterical Face" actually
IS one of their best, and "Hard Life In Country" is a great chugging
low-fi drone.
- dolores@whaven.freeserve.co.uk (Dolores Coan)
Room to Live is commonly thought to be the worst Fall album - it's
certainly the most self-indulgent, by a long chalk, and pretentious, in the
worst sense of the word. Around this time, MES' head started to wander
arsewards and this wasn't RECTified until Brix came along. Stop it stop it
stoppit...the man wasn't a God, and the Fall recorded some real slop
occasionally.....this being, as a whole, the worst example.
- bougops@bu.edu (Greg Bougopoulos)
A great album indeed, as was the Fall's '80s custom. "Papal Visit"
is a piece of crap disguised as a song and you're correct Mark that some of
the songs don't have much of a true vision of what they're supposed
to be. However, The Fall works very well under these conditions and "Hard
Life In Country", among others, are damn good. And what's with the
sax in the title track? That's quality my friend. I'll give it an 8.
Add your thoughts?
Fall In A Hole - Flying Nun 1983.

Another live album. Good song selection, including the ten-minute
"Backdrop," which was never recorded for a studio release. As much as I
dislike the idea of live albums, I can't deny that these are all great
songs (except "Marquis Cha-Cha," which I've never been terribly fond of). But
don't even waste your time trying to find it, unless you live in New Zealand.
Perish the thought. Jeez, talk about a HELLHOLE!!!!
- Reader Comments
- MSnodden@aol.com
You probably know this already, but In a Hole has been released
officially
in the U.K. with all the cracks and drop-outs of my vinyl
copy lovingly
preserved.
- tedium2000@hotmail.com.nz (Duane Zarakov)
i live in new zealand ... i'll probably never leave.
Add your thoughts?
Live To Air In Melbourne '82 - Cog Sinister 1998.

Starts off a little slow (literally - the version
of "I Feel Voxish" that kicks off the set is disturbingly sluggish, completely
lacking the sprightly energy that made the studio version such a noogie), but
gets really really good really really quickly, with a mesmerizing rendition of
"I'm Into C.B." which I'd always thought was a throwaway track until I heard
this version. Then it goes on and on through 14 awesome tunes (though "Marquis
Cha Cha" is still not exactly one of my favorites). Great stuff - sound is
a bit muddy, but not too bad. Just turn up the volume, wussy!
Add your thoughts?
Perverted By Language - Rough Trade 1983.

Shortly before the recording of this album, Mark married an American
guitarist named Brix and invited her to join his band. Although her presence
is hardly heard on this record, you can still FEEL it. She's a poppy broad,
and she helped The Fall become a poppy band.
But for now, let's talk about THIS album. Eight songs - only three of them shorter than five minutes long.
"Eat Y'self Fitter" is a completely misleading record-opener - it sounds
completely amateurish, silly, and, eventually, mind-numbingly dull. Howe'er,
the rest of the album is mature, professional, and a patootie of a
repetition-fest! "Neighborhood Of Infinity" and "I Feel Voxish" are the
kickbutt pop rockers, and they're better than a lollipop; Mark even SINGS on
"I Feel Voxish!" (hence the title, I suppose), and you can't beat that swank
bass line. Speaking of bass lines, that's pretty much all there is to the
nine-minute "Tempo House" (well, a bass line and two drummers), but, unlike
"Eat Y'self Fitter," it becomes hypnotic over the course of time (instead of
just boring). "Smile" reaches for emotions that it doesn't quite grasp, but,
oh man, you should hear "Hexen Definitive/Strife Knot." Probably the darkest,
bluesiest song they've ever written, this one conjures up some awfully
disturbing images if you listen to it while you're walking down a cold
deserted NYC alleyway in the cold of winter in the dead of night with no one
to talk to but the soulless moon and some Mexican guy.
This is a good album, unless you've got a short attention span, in which case you wouldn't have
read this far in the first place. Maybe I should get my head out of my ass.
- Reader Comments
- chris.lemon@mailcity.com
Hiya Mark! (in joke for M.Riley fans....)
Decent site, decent site, plenty to take issue with here......
I find this one of the weaker lp's..... maybe it's
because
I'm not a massive fan of Brix. I read somewhere that the producer (forget
his name,
thank God) made them do several takes of "Eat Y'self Fitter" (the slogan of
an advertising
campaign for a British breakfast cereal....), hence they sound completely
bored on
the version included therein.
- data@havoc.gtf.gatech.edu
Actually, "Eat Y'self Fitter" is one of my favorite Fall songs .. just so
you
know somebody likes it .. just don't accuse me of having good taste
- preservatives@email.msn.com (Mike F.)
"eat y'self fitter" is the best song the fall ever did.
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
You're missing out on "Eat Y'Self Fitter". I think it's a rather
remarkable piece. Like much of this album it's lyrically centered,
totally non-commercial, and thoroughly brilliant.
- defab4@earthlink.net (Mike DeFabio)
Not bad. Two of the bonus tracks (Man Whose Head Expanded and Wings) are
cool, while the other two (Ludd Gang and Kicker Conspiracy) don't do
much for me. Eat Y'Self Fitter becomes really annoying after a while.
Neighborhood of Infinity is real good. Garden is pretty, in a weird
kinda way. Hotel Bloedel is pleasant enough. Smile is darker than Hexen
Definitive/Strife Knot, yes it is, yes it is, and Hexen
Definitive/Strife Knot is pretty dark. Um... Tempo House is relatively
good at holding my attention, for a song that's just a bass line. And
what's that other one? I Feel Voxish. That's good too. And there's this
other one, Pilsner Trail, that I think is an outtake or something. It's
alright.
There.
This gets an eight from me.
The end.
- s_gillespie@rkadv.com
Everyone calls this the Fall's first "accessible" (i.e.: Brix) album. Some
even think this album is funny. For me, it's their darkest, least
commercial, haunting effort. Would be perfect, but "Eat Y'self Fitter" seems
a little light-hearted and out of place with the rest of it (unless it's an
indirect swipe at Hitler's vegetarianism). But how 'bout the rest! As a
two-drummer piece, "Smile" is better than anything on "Hex Enduction Hour,"
"Tempo House" seems to precede De La Soul and all that lo-fi hip-hop by,
like, six years - and "Strife Knot" ends the album on a sick/ironic note.
"Strife is Life" is hardly an optimistic way to close an album that is
cluttered with references to Nazism/World War II. Don't let that pink cover
fool you.
- ianbrill@hotmail.com
Actually, Mark, Brix was in the band and then Mark married her.
Ever seen the video for "Eat Y'Self Fitter"? Funnier than any episode of
"Everybody Loves Rabies," mixed drinks, Halloween masks and some
bouncer grabbing Mark by the shirt: a comedy cocktail for one and all!
Add your thoughts?
* Palace Of Swords Reversed - Rough Trade/Cog Sinister 1987. *

Here you go! Pretty much Early Years 2: 80-83, this is a compilation
filled with a bunch of great guitar-driven singles, plus a couple of album
tracks and half of the Slates ep. This is the best representation of what
The Fall were initially trying to do, before Brix came along and turned them
into a bunch of french horns. It's got some intellectual rockabilly ("How I
Wrote Elastic Man," "Totally Wired"), some catchy-as-frig early pop ("Fit And
Working Again"), a little carnival punk ("Kicker Conspiracy")... ahh heck,
it's got all sorts of great creative stuff - especially the single "Wings,"
which has one of the greatest guitar riffs that I personally have ever heard
(and ONLY one - played over and over and over again...).
If you're only gonna get one Fall record, try to find this one. Before this, they were
basically circus punk, after this, they were basically conservative guitar
pop, and during this period, most of their album tracks were about ten
minutes long, so this is a good place to start. The songs are short, smart,
and all-out rockin'! (My personal favorite moment on the record: The middle
of "The Man Whose Head Expanded," when Mark gets tired of the "sci-fi"
keyboard noises and shouts, "Turn that bleeding blimey space invader off!!!"
Seconds later, it's gone. That's power.)
- Reader Comments
- hamilton@panther.middlebury.edu (Mark C. Hamilton 00)
Spot on assessment of In a Palace of Swords Reversed, quite definitely
the best Fall album. A matter of fact, it is the album that turned me onto
the Fall (and certainly not The Frenz Experiment). If you're going to
praise "Wings" for its great (and only riff), why not praise its lyrics,
the best of any Fall song. It sounds like MES has really lost his mind on
this one, rambling on about some time travel fantasy involving gremlins,
Civil War veterans and God knows what else. This was the song that made me
think, just possibly, that MES was a schizophrenic. Well, that and "Oswald
Defence Lawyer." I've since realized that he is, in fact, a genius. The
lyrics to "Wings" are ample proof of that.
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
A good amount of points have been deducted for this being a
compilation despite the presence of some very difficult to find
singles. Nevertheless, from the few listenings I have found the time
for in the past ten days I can make some absolute statements: "Putta
Block", "Kicker Conspiracy", and "How I Wrote 'Elastic Man'" represent
some of the best material The Fall produced in their second stage. Most
definitely the terrific "Kicker Conspiracy", a testament to putting that
sometimes expendable second drummer to use. As for the studio version
of "Totally Wired", I'll hold on to my copy of A Part Of America
Therein. Now, as far as the "Wings" guitar riff goes... someone out
there should go out and buy a used copy of the mediocre album The Sky's
Gone Out by seminal "goth" outfit Bauhaus. Not too many great songs but
do take note of the second track "Silent Hedges"; the bass line is far,
far more impressive then what (I assume) Scanlon does with the guitar
here. In fact I'm quite sure that Scanlon took this bass line in
question and reworked it for "Wings". At any rate, this is good as far
as compilations go. By no means a good substitute for a "real" effort,
however.
Add your thoughts?
The Wonderful And Frightening World Of The Fall - Beggars Banquet/PVC 1984.

Good guitar rock, but a little overrated. Starts real strong with the
super-rockers "Lay Of The Land" and "2 By 4," but, aside from two godlike EP
tracks that were later added to the album ("C.R.E.E.P." and "No Bulbs"), the
only other Fall-worthy song on here is the unfathomably beautiful "Disney's
Dream Debased." Without those four other great songs, the album would still
deserve an 8 on the power of this song alone. Fairly reminiscent of "Leave
The Capitol," but even better. The rest of the album is just OK, sad
to say. And, regardless of what Brix says in the liner notes, "Craigness"
doesn't even approach "Shimmering violet shimmer, twisting haunts shadow
passers veil night time silvery veils swirling rustling sweep. Shining,
melodious Drifting." In fact, it's just kinda dopey.
Perhaps she was thinking of "Disney's Dream Debased."
Or maybe she was just a flake.
WAGERS, ANYONE????????
- Reader Comments
- chris.lemon@mailcity.com
I think you're way off the mark on this one. THIS
was the
real turning point, finally a 'well-produced' record (although don't get me
wrong,
I love the scratchiness of the earlier stuff) by John Leckie who later
became a big-time
record producer with the likes of the Stone Roses, no recommendation I know
but still,
you gotta respect his bank balance. There isn't a weak track on here, and
the likes
of "Slang King" are just immense. "Copped It"! "Bug Day"! "Elves"! Are you DEAF Mr
Prindle?!
- Gsboug@aol.com
I disagree with you on this one, a bit. I would agree with you if you were
inclined to put down "Bug Day" (what a boring, waste of space) but everything
else is excellent. Gavin Friday might interfere somewhat with the songs (what
is he doing on the album, anyway) but the songs are strong enough as it is.
"Disney's Dream Debased" is one of the most beautiful Fall songs, and
basically everything else is classic Fall. And I am not even considering the
singles and B-sides put on the CD reissue when making my point. They would
only get better with the following year's studio album.
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
Well, I like it a bit more than you do. It's a strange, impressionistic
album by a solid band. I think the bonus tracks on the CD are even
better than the LP tracks though - "Pat-Trip Dispenser", "God-Box", the
brilliant "No Bulbs", "Draygo's Guilt", "Oh! Brother" ... this seems like The
Fall's golden age to me.
- azitelli@stevens-tech.edu
I can't stand hearing that guy's voice in "copped it". i have to skip
the song! for me, it kind of prevents this album from getting the credit
it deserves. it's crazy pop/rock done by the Fall. "Lay of the Land" and
"2x4" rock hard at the outset, "Elves" is perfect (sounds like "I wanna
be your dog" though), and "Disney" is one of their or anyone's most
beautiful songs. Though I think it drags at times ("Bug Day"?!?!?), the
swingin pop of "Oh Brother" and "No Bulbs" help lift this album to a
rating of 8.5
- chhodgkins@hotmail.com (Charles Hodgkins)
'Craigness' signifies to me everything that is great about the Fall.
Sing-song minimalism reaching a powerful and painfull climax. Does any
other Fall song use a 5/4 time signature like this one? Yet it doesn't
stick out like Rush or Crimson. The ENTIRE album is thick with MES'
extra-sensory vocalisation similar to 'Wings,' yet there is a new
confidence (plus vocal distortions) which create the impression that
real demons are doing the singing.
- InMyEyes82@aol.com
On a whole, nowhere near as good as the subsequent album would be, but filled
to the brim with amazing songs anyway. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that
"Lay of the Land" would be my favorite Fall song I've ever laid my ears upon.
I LOVE how the music cuts and MES just says "What's the lay of the land, my
son?" and the heavy guitars just kick in right behind him, and when that cool
little harmonic scrapy guitar thing comes in. Genius. "2 x 4" is great,
"Elves" is surprisingly good for a Stooges rip-off, "Clear Off!" has some
beautiful little wavy guitar lines, and "Slang King" is funky fun. Of course,
"Disney's Dream Debased" is the kicker; just so beautiful. The rest is merely
okay, I'll concur (especially the lame-lame-lame guest vocals that sound like
my grandmother having a hernia), but about half the album is essential. 8/10
Add your thoughts?
This Nation's Saving Grace - Beggars Banquet/PVC 1985.

This one's tons better (which doesn't explain why I only gave it ONE more
point, but let's ignore that for now). This is the most confident-sounding album they've produced - even to this very day. Superstrong
production boosts "Bombast," "Spoilt Victorian Child," and "Cruisers Creek" to
anthemic levels, which is exactly where they belong (especially "Spoilt
Victorian Child," featuring a "Wings"-esque creative but rockin' guitar line).
In other news, "L.A." introduces The Fall to the modern electronic dance
medium with which Mark would soon become obsessed, "Paintwork" presents an
unfinished pop masterpiece to you exactly as Mark would like it to be - drums
coming in and out, studio talking in the background, tape manipulation (but
perfectly rhythmic all the while!), and "My New House" proves that even with
an acoustic guitar, The Fall can sound every bit as aggressive and bitter as
....well, not G.G. Allin, but somebody. That Trent Reznor pansy maybe.
The only reason I didn't give this one a 10 is cuz I've never been too fond
of their CAN tribute, "I Am Damo Suzuki," or their James Brown rip-off, "Gut
Of The Quantifier." But that's just me talkin'. Most people love them. As
a result, this is by a wide margin the most popular Fall album of all time
(which means it's probably sold about two thousand copies - you see, they're
what you might call a CULT band).
- Reader Comments
- chris.lemon@mailcity.com
"Gut of the Quantifier" sounds more like a cover version by an
English
noise band called World Domination Enterprises of "Funky Town" by ???????
Another classic.
"What You Need" is right up there in my Fall Top Ten.
- Brock.H.Read@williams.edu
i'm one of the majority who loves 'i am damo suzuki;' i think it's the
most haunting thing they've ever done. 'rollin' dany' is hilarious,
'barmy' sounds like the clash only better, and $20 says pavement was
listening to 'couldn't get ahead' when they wrote 'conduit for sale!'
i'd give it a 10, but i like your review...
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
First Fall album I got into. I think the band's sound is extremely
solid and the production is pretty good too ... it's almost a little too
"solid" in places. But the Beefheart-like insistence of "My New House",
the Zeppelin-meets-Beefheart rhythmic flailing of "Gut of the
Quantifier", the brilliantly abstract "Paint Work", the ragged swing of
"What You Need", the garage classic "Cruiser's Creek", and the gothic "I
Am Damo Suzuki" all work for me and make this a great record.
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
The random quality of this release adds an element of texture to
this otherwise entertaining but Fall-lite studio effort. Not a cohesive
work by any stretch of the imagination, this one succeeds on moments
alone: "My New House", "Paintwork", "Spoilt Victorian Child", "Barmy",
and "Cruiser's Creek" are only a few of the songs that make the Brix-era
particularly memorable. The CD release includes the outstanding b-side
"Petty (Thief) Lout" as well; this is a good, very solid purchase. The
CD release loses points with the inclusion of the following: "Rollin'
Dany", "I Am Damo Suzuki", "L.A.", "Couldn't Get Ahead", "Gut Of The
Quantifier", "Bombast", and "Vixen". There is absolutely zero trend to
follow in this record; the light "Rollin' Dany" is precariously placed
at the conclusion of the record alongside the darkly ludicrous "I Am
Damo Suzuki". "L.A.", "Vixen", and "Couldn't Get Ahead" are no-impact
filler that have absolutely no direction.
If I had to reduce this recording's selling point to one tune I
wouldn't hesitate in naming "Paintwork". I consider this piece to be
the turning point for The Fall; at this point they were able to neatly
integrate their early, droning delicacy with the super-production of
their later work. Strong, remarkably original composition. Even the
quality of songs like "I Am Damo Suzuki" is increased exponentially by
virtue of their position in relation to "Paintwork". Which, to
reiterate, is why I consider this to be a good purchase.
- InMyEyes82@aol.com
Great production. Killer melodies. Rapid-fire lyricism. This band has (had?)
it all in one package, and I'm slowly growing obsessed with them. This
Nation's Saving Grace is prime-grade Fall (at least my version with "Barmy"
and "Petty Thief Lout" is). "Bombast" is the hardest rocker they've ever
done, but then they could switch to flaky guitar pop like "Vixen" and do it
just as well. I like Brix's voice; the California-gal thing is a great
contrast for MES' choc-stock didacticism. 10/10
- express1@inwind.it
This nation..was the first Fall record i've bought on 19...bah!who care.Think i'm the only one fan of MES
in Italy.OK! very explosive tunes!"Gut...""Spoilt Victorian" and "I am Damo.." spits good rockabilly wicked
grooves.For me,the better record than ever!
Add your thoughts?
The Fall ep - PVC 1986.

Five good songs. "Rollin' Dany" is a rockabilly cover, and the others
are extremely Brixy "dang dang dang" songs (That's her guitar sound - "dang
dang dang." You might like it. You might hate it. 'Sup to you.). Pretty
good. Kinda girly, and certainly no This Nation's Saving Grace, but still
awfully catchy on a tender Autumn morn. It has "Couldn't Get Ahead," if you
know that song.
What am I talking about? Where would you possibly know that song from?
Just ignore me.
- Reader Comments
- chris.lemon@mailcity.com
"Rollin Danny" is a Gene Vincent cover, apparently.....
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
"Rollin' Dany" really rocks (hard). Furthermore "Barmy" is one of the best
Fall tracks I've ever heard - the music sounds like classic Stax soul
but with a madman's confession and modern "80's" production techniques
over top of it. Inclusion of this stuff onto the This Nation's ... CD
makes it a must-buy.
Add your thoughts?
Bend Sinister - Beggars Banquet 1986.

This album has taken an unfair beating for far too long. It's dark as
hell (even the album cover!), which is kinda cool considering that this was
smackeroo in the middle of their "guitar pop" period. In fact, "R.O.D.,"
"Riddler," and "Gross Chapel - G.B. Grenadiers" are downright friggin'
fantasmo! I could listen to 'em all damn day! And what about "Shoulder
Pads?" Could a band sound any more gleeful? Could a song be any more
irritatingly memorable? Not terribly experimental, no, but a poop of a lot
more interesting than Oasis. Ahhh, I don't need to prove anything to you.
Buy it or don't. I don't give a crap.
- Reader Comments
- chris.lemon@mailcity.com
Another weak one. The Fall on autopilot. The live band
around this
time was awesome, however.
- preservatives@email.msn.com (Michael Fotis)
the worst fall album I've heard so far on the quest to own every release.
stay away.
- twootton@thomtax.co.uk (Tom Totale)
I listened to Bend Sinister last night while in a severe
state of inebriation. "ROD", "British Grenadiers", & "Riddler" are
excellent. And Mark, do you ever pale at the thought of allowing
Fall
fans to comment interminably upon your judgements? You have created
a
monster.
- GBougops@aol.com
Apart from a few dark moments (the great "R.O.D." being the
best of them), this album is not as bleak as I've heard; a little moody but
that's it. Anyway, pretty good, though it can't match This Nation.
"Shoulder Pads" is one of the happiest sounding Fall songs ever, "Terry Waite
Sez" and "Mr. Pharmacist" are great, and "Dktr. Faustus" is pretty cool as
well. An 8.
- NWALTERS.GOSW@go-regions.gsi.gov.uk (Nick Walters)
Bend Sinister remains my favourite Fall album, despite the
excellence of Light User and Levitate. BS is the Fall's Heart of Darkness, a
lurching, sometimes ludicrous, thunderous beast. "Dktr. Faustus" has
such an air of Satanic doom, knowing the play helps accentuate this. "Gross
Chapel - British Grenadiers" is the sound of a hungover thunderstorm. "US 80s
90s" is the first song I heard that attracted me to The Fall; I remember
thinking, "How? How did they arrive at this?" BS came from out of nowhere like a
bolt of black lightning and changed my life forever. "Was introduced, by a
wo-man, loose-limbed, slim..." "Bend Sinister" is the perfect synthesis
of belligerence and beauty.
- Pepik.Silacek@seznam.cz (Josef)
I saw the Fall for the first time on the Bend Sinister Tour. This might not
be the best album The Fall have ever made, but it's my favourite, mainly due
to the fact that as mentioned, at this point they did some amazing gigs. Me
huh? I'd give this a 9. The tape version came with a pretty fast and hectic
live version of City Hobgoblins (renamed "Town and Country
Hobgoblins").
- Itchload@aol.com
I'm very new to The Fall, and i'd have to say that it was a combination of
this site and Pavement reviews that lead me to finally pick up some of their
stuff. I really really like it..it's very strange. They're one of those
bands where you instantly like them, or they were for me at least. Mark's
voice isn't nearly as whiny as i thought it would be, it's more nasally and
it sounds really awesome. I'm really looking for the Hex Enducation album,
because i've heard the Classical and really loved that (what's with the
N-word though?, i heard that cost them a contract with a major record label),
and love Perverted by Language (same era), but as that bastard above pointed
out, it's impossible to find. However, I jsut picked Bend Sinister to review
because i guess it's the "underrated Fall album" (i.e. experimental jet set
for sy, tromple le monde for pixies, ext). I really like Bend Sinister, and
it has a great album cover (the frenz experiment has a terrible cover!). I
just finished buying all 400 guided by voices albums, and now i have to go
buy the rest of the fall's...these disturbingly prolific bands will be
bankrupt me eventually...why hasn't there been any guided by voices talk at
this site by the way?
p.s. Who'd have though Mark Prindle looks like Bill Pullman
Add your thoughts?
Domesday Pay-Off - Big Time 1987.

Go, America! Since Bend Sinister never came out in the U.S., this
record company scooped it up, dumped the two weak songs, and added three
rainbowlicious British singles ("Hey Luciani!," the truly twisted "Haf Found
Boorman," and a cover of somebody's "There's A Ghost In My House"),
transforming a really good dark album into a really great happy album (with
a few eerie moments tossed in)! I heartily recommend!
- Reader Comments
- kek@global-sas.co.uk
'There`s a ghost in my house' was originally done by R Dean Taylor (I
think) and was a minor hit in the UK I seem to remember. It was a sort of
Tamla-ish track with a pseudo-Psych fuzz-guitar. The Fall brought it out as
a 7" single in the UK (with a hologram cover). There was also a video that
feature Brix dematerialising in some old house....
But you probably already knew this...
The Fall version is pretty faithful to the original version in a twisted
kinda way...
Add your thoughts?
BBC Radio 1 Live In Concert - Windsong 1993.

Phenomenally poppy live show from '87. Spiffy
studio-esque sound (well, it's LIVE, but in a studio.... No screaming crowds
to worry about) and the happiest, bounciest ditties they could come up with -
"Australians In Europe" (don't you love that bit where he keeps screaming "-ope,
-ope, -ope!" into that echo effect thingy?), "Shoulder Pads," "Ghost In My
House," "Hey Luciani," "Terry Waite Sez," "Fiery Jack" (Yay!!! Who'da thought
they'd be playing that ol' classic in '87???), and "Lucifer Over Lancashire."
Does music get any happier than this? Generally only if it's garbage. This
stuff is phenomenal. I should give it a nine, but a few of the "live" quirks
(weak back-up vocals at points, sound that's not quite as powerful as on the
record) bug me enough to drag my thumb over to the left a tad - you know, to
where Mr. "8" resides.
Add your thoughts?
The Frenz Experiment - Big Time 1988.

More
Brix guitar pop with an increase in keyboard presence. More catchy
than a damn thingy. "Frenz" and "The Steak Place" do the undistorted guitar deal
swimmingly, "Bremen Nacht" is really really stupid, but I like it 'cause I'm
pretty much a dumbass, "Athlete Cured" is a hilariously pointless story
recited over a bass line stolen from Spinal Tap, "Victoria" is a well-played
Kinks cover (by the by, the Village Voice is currently advertising 'An
Evening With Ray Davies' - tickets are only thirty-five dollars!!!), and both
"Get A Hotel" and "Carry Bag Man" are moody semi-tough drivin' sissy rock
songs. There are other songs etched on the vinyl, as well, including the
synthesizer-driven single, "Hit The North," but I've said enough. I'm
certain you'll find this in a cheapy bin some time soon, so pick it up. Far
from experimental, but a real good time nonetheless. Like beer, for example.
- Reader Comments
- M.Eisenkraft@Juno.com (Michael Eisenkraft)
OK, let's start from the beginning. As a 60's rock weenie (the Stones,
Dylan, etc.) I had a hard time believing I'd like listening to a hard,
punkish band with a freak for a lead singer. Well, I didn't like the
Fall, I loved them. I listened to this album over 50 times on the way
to work and it is great. "Carry Bag Man" is great (though I thought he
says "Carry Fat Man", who cares anyway?), and so were a lot of other
tracks, but I don't really want to talk about them. What I want to do
is praise "Oswald Defense Lawyer", one of the best songs I have ever
heard. It is more than catchy, it is almost hypnotizing. I love the
voices, the guitar, hell I like everything about this song. I cannot
praise it enough. If you haven't heard it, go buy this album NOW!
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
You used the word pointless in your review. That word sums up my
feelings regarding this album when I bought it way back when, and 11
years later it still sums up my feelings. This is where things started
to degrade. My theory is that the band missed Karl Burns badly.
- daveabe@scott.net (Dave)
Wow! Great Album, definitey highly recommended. "Athlete Cured" is very
humorous and Frenz is a superb piece of work. Timeless alternative pop!
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
Another "almost" effort by The Fall; if "Frenz" did not sound as if
an 80's rock outfit were being used as a reference point, if "Hit The
North" were only a bit more than the fundamental synthesizer foundation,
if "Bremen Nacht" did not qualify as the dullest Fall dance number thus
far then the strengths of genuine songs like "Carry Bag Man", "The Steak
Place", and especially "Get A Hotel" would not be diminished. Still,
this material is superior to the greater preponderance of the material
on the criminally disappointing This Nation's Saving Grace. And despite
the three songs that qualify as nothing but complete filler, this record
works as a performance piece that is relatively easy to play daily.
- s_gillespie@rkadv.com
This seems to be the album that Fall fans are split on the most. Obviously,
it's easy to dismiss this as an annoying, repetitive pop sell out for which
Brix was largely responsible. Wrong! Brix only co-wrote one song on the
album - and if you look at the credits, all the best songs (Carry-Bag Man,
Frenz, Athlete Cured, Bremen Nacht, and In these Times, to a lesser extent)
were written by Mark exclusively. This, in fact, is the only Fall album
where more than half the songs are Mark E. Smith's exclusively. Now, the
point is this: for a band whose sensibility was founded on an economy of
repetition, it's natural that they would make an album where every song was
structured around the repetition of a three word phrase - variation could be
measured against the consistency that repetition established. Didn't some
guy in Spin magazine say that Mark could do more with three guitar chords
than most could do with all eight. Well anyway, this album seems proof to me
that you don't need much more than a three-word chant to make a kick-ass
song. In any event, if you don't like this album, don't blame it on Brix.
- GBougops@aol.com
Another slip down, but not that much. The cover of
"Victoria" betters the original, and "Carry Bag Man" and "Bremen Nacht" are
also among the best here. Still, there aren't really any true knockouts
("Victoria" aside) here, though nothing really bad. Score of 7.
Add your thoughts?
I Am Kurious Oranj - Beggars Banquet/RCA 1988.

I feel a little weird giving this an 8, since it's basically a retread
of the last album, but I still really like the songs! Maybe it's just because of
all the fond memories I have regarding trips to DC with my special sweetie.
Mark Smith would probably bop me in the face for singing along to The Fall with
my girlfriend, but that's how life goes sometimes. If you really like somebody,
you should share The Fall with them. Even if it's this sissyish Brix-period stuff. Yes, just like The
Frenz Experiment, this sounds like a modern pop/rock album with absolutely
no rough edges (sounds like it was dipped in Vaseline or something), but boy
does "New Big Prinz" ROCK in its cleanliness, and man, does Brix's "Overture"
sound like the best song Survivor ever recorded, and girl, does "Jerusalem"
have a great story about Mark tripping on a "discarded-ah banana skin-ah" and
hitting his head on a "protruding-ah brick-ah chip-ah," and puppy is "Kurious
Oranj" a wondermous merging of pop and reggae, and buttplug do I like "Van
Plague." The rest is more of the same, and kind of forgettable, but you have
to keep in mind - this was the soundtrack to a BALLET. Imagine a troupe
trying to pirouette to "Cab It Up!" and maybe you'll start to understand why
I gave it an 8. Still, why so predictable? Was the marriage already falling
apart?
- Reader Comments
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
Stop picking on Brix! The woman was a hell of a guitar player and
brought a lot into a great band. I think it's silly to dwell on her
sex. She did a lot for this band. Her "Yes O Yes" music here is
brilliant I think. The one other worthwhile track hereon is the
brilliant "Jerusalem".
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
The best, most cohesive piece of work by The Fall during the
Brix-era because, at long lost, The Fall genuinely wanted to put down a
complete album of songs that fit together quite nicely rather than
throwing 12 singles onto a tape and calling that an effort. As far as
Fall evolution goes, this is also the most sizable departure from the
days of Hex Enduction Hour. The sound that the band worked with on
"Paintwork" is fully developed on this sprawling masterpiece of
radio-ready tunes. Although each individual song may not be the
pinnacle of quality like the tunes on Slates, I hasten to mention that
when listened to as a whole experience this is the most satisfying
recording since Perverted By Language.
- GBougops@aol.com
A step up from Frenz, this has a handful of great
numbers. The "Overture" is pretty nice, "Jerusalem" is the fall at their
doomiest best, and "Big new Prinz" and "Wrong Place, Right Time" have to
contain some of the most delicious basslines in the Fall's career (can you
call it a career?). An 8.
Add your thoughts?
Seminal Live - Beggars Banquet 1989.

I guess that'd be a "yeah," since they only completed one more side of
studio recordings (only half of it decent) before Brix hit the road. "Dead
Beat Descendant" is one of the swellest ditties she ever co-wrote (although
that distorted guitar playing the cool second melody is a tad quiet in the
mix, don't you think?). Actually, "Squid Law" is pretty great, too, but the
other new tracks don't do a whole lot. The live stuff sounds good, though.
It's basically a decent record - just completely unnecessary, that's all.
Like Bob Dole.
- Reader Comments
- chris.lemon@mailcity.com
I agree with you, filler material city.
- ctc7421@us1.edu (Chadwick Crawford)
Seminal Live was my first Fall, and there must be something there,
because I've bought four more albums since, and will buy more when I get
a paycheck that's not instantly rent-bound. Although some of the live
versions contained therein are nowhere near as good as the album
versions, all of them are strong (except maybe "Kurious Oranj"), and MES
is trying his damnedest. The cover of "Pinball Machine" is the
quintessential Country and Northern song, in my opinion. "Frenz" here
is maybe better than the original. Contrary to some of the FAQs I've
seen, this is not a bad first album, especially since it spans what, 3,
4 albums of material, and gives you both Brixish pop ("Cruisers' Creek,"
"L.A.") and scathing experimental noise ("Squid Law"). If you don't
like this, you won't like the Fall.
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
A disappointment. The live stuff basically bites. Again, I think they
really missed Karl, Simon just couldn't support the sound at this time.
The new studio songs were indeed pretty good. This is like 1/2 a Fall
album.
Add your thoughts?
458489 A Sides - Beggars Banquet/RCA 1990.

All the singles from the squeaky-clean Brix era. Get it? 45s from 84
to 89? Oh, that ever-abstruse Mark E. Smith. Good compilation, especially
since it has the wonderful non-album-tracks "Living Too Late" and "Oh! Brother," in addition to
nifties like "L.A.," "C.R.E.E.P.," and "Dead Beat Descendant." But one warning: If
you've got a girlfriend in pharmacy school, don't keep playing "Mr. Pharmacist"
every time she enters the room. It will irritate her. You'll just to have to trust me
on this.
- Reader Comments
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
The release of 458489 A Sides is irrelevant for two arguable reasons:
the songs included on the release include 3 cover songs. Fairly bad
cover songs, at that. This one point and the following: the Brix-era
material was best suited to the confines of a full studio album. I'm
not certain The Fall were ever a singles-oriented band. Where 458489 A
Sides is mentioned, I hark back to Pink Floyd's Works for filing under
the "No Need To Purchase" heading.
- defab4@earthlink.net (Mike DeFabio)
Pretty cool! This is real... real good. Good good stuff stuff.
Favorites: CREEP, No Bulbs 3, Cruiser's Creek, Hey Luciani... well,
they're all great except for There's A Ghost In My House, Big New Prinz
and Wrong Place Right Time No. 2. And those ones aren't even BAD! And I
don't care if it IS a compilation, it flows pretty well, I think. Just
like an album. Next I'm gonna get something earlier, like the Smile!
compilation, which I don't see reviewed here, so I'll have to add a
whole bunch of little comments on Totale's Turns, Grotesque, Slates, and
Perverted By Language, and whatever else was used to make the
compilation (I've done research. Can'tcha tell?) Meanwhile, I give this
one a large 9 and a side of fries.
- paulst@wfs.co.uk (Paul Stewardson)
My first Fall record! (after years of listening to other peoples Fall
records I thought it was time I actually bought something by them).
"Dead Beat Descendent" and "Hey! Luciani" are fantastic. Mark, the
little warning about the "Mr Pharmacist"/girlfriend was the funniest
thing I've heard for ages.
- ajburgess@leicester.anglican.org (Anthony J. Burgess)
Has anyone else noticed that when you look at the back cover of the CD
from about a foot away, all the titles in red and yellow appear raised
above the ones written in blue? Freaky.
- defab4@earthlink.net (Mike DeFabio)
I'd like to lower my grade to a seven. These songs are good but are
nothing compared to the awesome early stuff.
Add your thoughts?
458489 B Sides - Beggars Banquet 1990.

The companion piece. A double-CD set. They had some great B-sides
("Hot Aftershave Bop," "Australians in Europe," others), but a lot of these
are just remixes and long instrumental versions of A Sides. Cool enough,
though. I wouldn't throw it out of bed. Not with that hole in the middle.
- Reader Comments
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
The accompanying b-sides release is almost essential, however.
There are several supporting arguments to this: 458489 B Sides
completely eliminates the need to purchase the reprehensibly ill-planned
The Wonderful And Frightening World Of The Fall for the b-sides
collection includes the tunes that make the aforementioned studio effort
somewhat acceptable. There are two additional implications of not
owning The Wonderful And Frightening World Of The Fall: the presence of
one of the devil's imps singing background vocals is cut in half with
the purchase of the b-sides collection. I refer to the inclusion of
"Clear Off!" on 458489 B-Sides and the simple fact that, without owning
The Wonderful... you absolutely eliminate the chance of hearing "Copped
It". Which is an exceedingly good thing to eliminate. More
importantly, 31 b-sides have been compiled on two discs. This is no
small gift; this effectively retires the need of feeling it an absolute
necessity to procure any of their "official" singles.
- GBougops@aol.com
I would have to give this a 7 at best. There are many great songs here, but
the majority of them are now on the reissues of the Beggars Banquet studio
albums. Also, some of these songs ("Haf Found Bormann," "Acid Priest 2088",
part of "Twister", for example) are crap. Still, I guess it's good to have
all the songs in one set, and most of them still would be better than
anything by most bands anyway.
- express1@inwind.it
The B-sides are better than the A-side(Untitled,God-Box,and Twister over all the rests!)
Add your thoughts?
Extricate - Cog Sinister/Fontana/Polygram 1990.

For some reason, I had originally only given
this album a 7. I have no damned clue what I was thinking. It may not
flow all that well in spots, but most of the songs are just terrific - and
it doesn't sound like Frenz or Oranj at all!!! Post-Brix.
Several of these songs seem to be about her. They're not
terribly flattering, either. For some reason, original guitarist Martin
Bramah returned for this album, and he looks like a big sissy. He doesn't
seem to be playing much, either. Still, some good songs - "Sing! Harpy" is
essentially a rip-off of the Stooges's "Little Doll," but it's got a cool
violin going all the way through it; "I'm Frank" doesn't sound like any Frank
Zappa I've ever heard, but it's catchy in its sheer stupidity; "Black Monk
Theme Part 1" appears to be a stuttering attack on Brix, but it's apparently
a cover!; "And Therein" is terrific rockabilly; "Hilary" is a clever take on
one of the oldest riffs in the world; and both "Telephone Thing" (which kinda
sucks) and the title track (which is hilarious but for some reason was left
off of the vinyl version) experiment with dance music. Some of the other
songs blow, but all in all, it's really good. And no "dang dang dang"
guitar for a damn change.
- Reader Comments
- chris.lemon@mailcity.com
Right up there in the Holy Trinity of LP's that Changed the Way
We Listened
to The Fall, with Hex Enduction Hour and Wonderful &
Frightening..... A
massive,
massive breakthrough, grasping all sorts of new ways to sound. "Telephone
Thing" is
brilliant. "Popcorn Double Feature" is a fickin' SEARCHERS cover for God
sake! Mark
E is a genius for recording stuff like that, I heard the original version
for the
first time recently and it even SOUNDS like the Fall! After this, nothing
came close
except Middle Class Revolt.
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
This record mostly blows. It took several years from here for the Fall
to adequately merge their garage sensibility with "modern"
dance-oriented production techniques. Only thing great on here is "Sing
Harpy". Again, I think you're unfair to Brix. Supposedly Marc had been
through ANOTHER marriage already and these songs were more about the
other woman. I think Brix is the ultimate Fall guitar player - she did
some great stuff.
- jay@ndi.net
I picked The Fall's Extricate out of used bin for a small sum of
money, and I think it was definitely worth it. Not sure how i'd rate it,
but I have a big problem with it, and if you own this record you might
know what i'm talking about...
During the song "Chicago Now" which is kind of drawn out, there's this
guitar part where you think they're gonna start rockin' but no rockin'
occurs.
It reminds me of the opening to some Pixiesesque rockin' except they
don't follow through.
Every time this part in the song comes up I get all giddy like a
schoolgirl because some rockin' is going to take place and every time I
get let down. It's just not fair. Damn you Mark E. Smith, damn you to
hell.
Add your thoughts?
Backdrop - Pseudo Indie Label 1994.

A good bootleg. Lots of live versions of great non-LP tracks like
"Lucifer Over Lancashire" and "Guest Informant," plus the hard-to-find title
track (from Fall In A Hole), and three songs you can't find nowheres else!
"Dresden Dolls" is an early one with that cool chorusy guitar, "Race With The
Devil" is a hip garage rock cover, and "Plaster On The Hands" is a live
experimental pop song from 1983 that, although certainly not something to
toss a hand of joy into the stratosphere over, is still worth owning. And
the weak original recording of "Hey! Luciani" is on here, too!!! And a bunch
of Mark E. ramblings at the end-ah...
- Reader Comments
- paulsaxton@mailcity.com
"Dresden Dolls" appeared here in the UK on a bootleg 7" around 1987,
backed with "front parlour" demos of "Psycho Mafia" and "Industrial Estate"
from early 77. It's a lovely little item, not least because it
demonstrates how The Fall hadn't quite found their feet. They sound
more traditionally 'punk' (UK punk that is) here than they ever
sounded. "Dresden Dolls" is a sludgy number with MES' Nazi fixation to
the fore - although without the style and wit of later numbers. Here
it's almost as if he's emulating the whole swastika shock tactic thing
that was lovingly embraced by certain misguided punks at the time - Sid
in particular. The record is on Total Eclipse (DRD1) and comes complete
with crappy glossy photocopied cover - Smith on the back (from about 86)
with titles along the side. The front cover has the bold legend: THE
FALL. I've only ever seen one copy of this record - and that's mine.
Your Fall review section is great although I disagree with you on a
number of points. You're wrong about The Wonderful and Frightening...
particularly as it contains one of their best pop numbers - "Stephen
Song" - up there with "Ludd Gang" in my opinion. I think, like many
Americans I've met, that you're too hung up on this 'rock' thing. Why
you choose to review the likes of Aerosmith, Guns 'n' Roses, Metallica
and the risible Ministry is beyond me. Why not have a go at Wire,
Cabaret Voltaire or Stereolab? I know that Americans like their
'rock'... but thank god for the British invasions over the past forty
years - and I don't mean Oasis.
Oh, you're also way off the mark with the Velvet Underground.
Despite all that, keep up the good work.
Add your thoughts?
The Dredger EP ep - Phonogram 1990.

Hot on the heels of Extricate, these four songs hit the extremes of
early-'90s Fall - "White Lightning" is a crude Big Bopper cover, "Zagreb" is
damn close to techno (although way too pokey), "Blood Outta Stone" is a
remarkable adult-contemporary-sorta song, and "Life Just Bounces" is... a
little TOO cheerful, quite frankly. Kinda makes you wanna punch a guy.
Add your thoughts?
Shiftwork - Cog Sinister/Fontana/Phonogram 1991.

The Fall as easy listening. Smooth, almost non-existent guitar lines,
gentle puffy production, dancey drumming, Mark actually singing. What the
hell IS this crap? Well, it took some getting used to, but now I just love
the songs so much, I hardly notice the sleepy quality of it all. Just smooth
dance and pop, most of it really pleasant. "Idiot Joy Showland," "Pittsville
Direkt," "High Tension Line," and "You Haven't Found It Yet" are my dreamtime
companions, but "The Book Of Lies" is so darn strange, it might be my
favorite one on here. It sounds like Tom Jones or something! Lessee... a
couple of these drift by without having much effect ("Rose?" "Edinburgh
Man?" Whatever, Mark...), but the mood is a truly relaxing one, plus near
the end, you get to hear "White Lightning" again, and a wild (yet smooth!)
punky (but with violins!) new song called "A Lot Of Wind."
I've grown to like this album a whole lot. I think it's more cohesive than Extricate, and a
very interesting way to handle the post-Brix crisis. Unfortunately, it was
never released in the U.S., so if you find it, it'll cost you about 20
dollars. Unless you live in England, of course, in which case, you can go to
Hell, ya damn Mexican.
- Reader Comments
- mholland@source1consultants.com (Matt Holland)
That has to be THE most popular Fall album in the second-hand bins up here
in Canada. I picked it up for about $8 (about 5 U.S. bucks!). I have yet to
embrace it the way you have, the way I've embraced so many of their other
albums: This Nation's Saving Grace; Code: Selfish; The
Infotainment Scan; Levitate...
- brendanleahy@eircom.net
One of the best Fall albums, hailing the beginning of a new chapter. Edinburgh Man is one of the best Fall tracks ever.
- express1@inwind.it
this is one of the worst Fall record i've heard!Maybe..The Mixer is a good do-it-yourself-tune..
but not much.
Add your thoughts?
Code: Selfish - Cog Sinister/Fontana/Phonogram 1992.

Like Shiftwork, but not quite as easy-listening. "The Birmingham School
Of Business School" is one of my favorite Fall songs, with that shimmery
metallic sample driving me wild the whole song through, and both "Free Range"
and "Return" are punky (yet smooth) and memorable. The rest is more sedate,
but still nice. I'm particularly fond of "Time Enough At Last" and "Married,
2 Kids," although for what reason, I'm unsure. Not necessarily the greatest
songs in town, but still, they SOUND amazing. Smooth...like a dentist's
office. Plus the last song is just a bunch of drunken profanity, and nothing
in this whole wide Christian world beats cussing.
- Reader Comments
- JKANDELL@CCIT.ARIZONA.EDU (Jonathan Kandell)
I can't believe you don't think "Free Range" isn't terrific!
An ode to Nietzsche, criticism of the fighting in Easter Europe after
the Wall fell. "In 2001, life-code: it pays to talk to no one.
"Also Sprach Zarathustra", reference to Straus's opera based on Nietzsche's
book, and the movie that used Strass as its theme. "Europa, every second
third word: Europa." A true classic.
- mootje@total.net
I think Mr. Kendall should stop masturbating so much.
- GBougops@aol.com
"Crew Filth", "Two-Face", and "So-Called Dangerous" are very
weak filler, but this has plenty of great material. "Free Range" and
"Return" are classics, "Married, 2 Kids" is a catchy little number, and
"Gentlemen's Agreement" is almost "mature" sounding, especially for the Fall.
Well, maybe not. A 7.
Add your thoughts?
Ed's Babe EP - Phonogram 1992.

Three just totally awesome non-album tracks and a remix of "Free Range." I
give it a 9 and snort some additional cocaine off of this mirror resting in
front of me.
Add your thoughts?
Kimble ep - Strange Fruit 1993.

More Peel Sessions, but nothing terribly interesting. "Spoilt Victorian
Child" is still a winner, and "Words Of Expectation" is an amusing lost ditty
from yesteryear, but the reggae cover "Kimble" is a snooze-a-thon, and I
still don't like "Gut Of The Quantifier."
- Reader Comments
- spleen@valise.com (GrahamC)
"Kimble" is the finest cover they've done. The band's skewed take on reggae is
nothing short of joyous. Mark comes on like some sort of Jamaican gangster and
slurs the classic line 'I wear very good shoes'. He also performs some very
amusing vocal effects and sounds utterly barking. Cutlery can be heard in the
background and plinky keyboards of the highest order. It should have been a
massive hit - in Fall terms about number 35 - but Strange Fruit weren't
bothered about selling many records and the inferior "Grudgeful," another
reggae-cover and distant cousin of "Kimble," was released at the same time on a
major label.
The B side of the 7" "Kimble" features one of their greatest speed-rants, a Peel
session version of "CnCs Mithering" retitled "CnC Hassle Schmuk" containing the
golden Fall moment: 'Oh dear friends I can't go on, Arthur Askey's just been
shot. We must do a tribute!' For US-based f-faces, Arthur Askey was an
irritating geriatric English comedian rumoured to have once slagged The Fall.
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
I too think "Kimble" is brilliant and a must-own track. It's a Lee
"Scratch" Perry track by the way, and as far as that goes ... I say if
you haven't heard much Scratch yet, you're missing out on one of the
finer things in life. The Fall definitely get into the tune, it's a
brilliant cold hard groove.
Add your thoughts?
The Infotainment Scan - Matador/Atlantic 1993.

Supposedly their "comeback" album, but actually shorter and less
interesting than the last two. "Ladybird (Green Grass)" starts off the
extravaganza with a wonderful almost-Brixish note-based melody (albeit with
an awfully stupid drum line), and "Service" and "A Past Gone Mad" are the
danciest tracks they've ever done (and good, too!), but the rest of this
just doesn't kick up any dirt. A couple of weak covers, a few generic riffs,
and a boring "experimental" track do not a comeback make.
- Reader Comments
- aangen@visi.com (Al Angen)
My goodness, this one slipped past you I'm guessing. To quote Todd
Rundgren, "Get your headphones on and get 'em cranked up,
cause they're really going to help you on this one"
Try again, Infotainment is the highpoint of the 90's for the Fall.
- daveabe@scott.net
Not the best Fall album I've listened to, but I was never that keen on
techno dance music. I personally like "Ladybird" (very tuneful), "I'm going
to Spain" (strange "poppy" song), "It's a curse" (typical fall music), "Paranoia
Man in Cheap Sh*t Room" (great lyrics), "League of Bald-Headed Men".
I agree with your judgement, allthough I would knock it down to 6 out of
10.
- mpenn@mss-inc.com
Have to take issue with you about the Infotainment Scan. Terrific
record! I found it cheap and bought it on impulse--I've always been a
big fan of the group but hadn't really heard much new material since
Oranj. This kicks--and I enjoyed it so much I'm dragging old copies of
Hex Enduction and Early Years out for the first time in a
while. The
covers are really catchy and "It's A Curse" is one of the most bilious
and on target rants I've heard in a while. The band sounds muscular and
tight with just enough weirdness to keep your ears alert. Oh, well,
that's what makes horse races...
- mholland@source1consultants.com (Matt Holland)
"It's A Curse" has got to be one of the most hilarious, acidic Fall songs
ever. It alone would serve as "comeback" if the other tracks weren't so
engaging as well.
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
"Ladybird" is a good pop tune, one of their better efforts really. I
can't stand most of the rest of this. What good tunes there are on here
mostly sound better on The 27 Points.
- sscwon@bellatlantic.net (Todd Jones)
"Paranoia Man In Cheap Sh*t Room" is one of the coolest songs ever!
- GBougops@aol.com
This has to be one of the most accessible Fall albums in
their catalog, and it is pretty good. "Service" is weird sounding,
particularly for the Fall, but great. "It's A Curse" and "Paranoid Man in
Cheap Shit Room" are typical classic Fall, and the cover of "I'm Going to
Spain" (don't know who did the original) is a nice change of pace. Still, "A
Past Gone Mad" is inferior; the version entitled "Passable" on 27 Points is
much better. An 8.
Add your thoughts?
Crash Course '84 - '92 - Matador 1993.

A promo CD - and NOT FOR SALE! Has some great songs, though! All
previously-released except for a lackluster live version of "Rowche Rumble."
Good song choices. Don't worry about it, though.
Add your thoughts?
Behind The Counter ep - Matador 1994.

Good
songs to make you get excited about the upcoming release. The
title track has one of the most infectious bass lines I've ever jammed my
finger into (beats the hell out of "Cannonball," even!), and the others are
A-O-good, too. Alternate takes of most of 'em ended up on the album, though,
so you don't really need this. But you DO need....
Add your thoughts?
Middle Class Revolt (aka The Vapourisation Of Reality) - Matador 1994.

The most pleasing set of melodies they've done in ages (and they've done
some really pleasing melodies quite recently, so I'm actually SAYING something
here). Still doing the easy-listening pop thing, but no ballads this time -
and the keyboards seem to be around mainly to layer piles of racket on top of
the shimmering guitar - if guitars do in fact shimmer. This is definitely
their best since The Frenz Experiment, and possibly even since This Nation's
Saving Grace! In faq, this is my special girlfriend's favorite Fall album
altogether, and generally, she's got pretty good taste, except for this Rancid
thing. The Stereolab-esque "15 Ways" even made it onto MTV a few
times! "The Reckoning" and "You're Not Up To Much" are similar, but use
their patented REPETITION method to concoct slightly darker (or at least more
cynical) soundscapes.
Man, I dig the word "soundscapes." A fella named Bob Boster introduced me to the word. Good man, that Bob Boster. If you see him,
shake his hand. But don't offer him an umbrella!! Cuz he don't use 'em!!!
As the album continues, "M5#1" and "Surmount All Obstacles" bury their
melodies almost completely under computer noise (but ooo! what melodies they
are!). Then the title track sounds like The Cars back when they were good,
which wasn't that long ago. And there are other songs too, but
why ruminate? "Hey! Student" is really punky (in a clean, non-threatening,
Green Day-kinda way) and there are three fairly unnecessary covers, but I've
always been one to bitch about covers. I like NEW songs, dammit! I don't
wanna hear some band do some old band's crappy songs!!! New! Move forward!!
Fortunately, I've never heard the originals of these three covers, so they
still interest me. On a related note, if you wanna hear The Fall totally
butcher The Beatles's "A Day In The Life," look for the Sgt. Pepper Knew My
Father compilation. Mark does his best to turn it into a Fall song (adding
"-ah" to the end of every line, changing "grabbed my hat" to "grabbed my
stash," shouting "FALL!" right before the classic piano chord at the end),
but...uh...he fails miserably. Let's move on.
Oh! Incidentally, I interviewed Mark Smith shortly after the release of
this album (big important journalist that I am), and I got him to admit that
Black Sabbath was one of his favorite bands when he was about 14! So if he
ever gets a little too pretentious for you, just remember: At one point, he
was a dumbass headbanging little British Beavis. Oh, the little ironies life
presents. Like Blues Traveller. The hell is that shit?
- Reader Comments
- corpsebag@hotmail.com (Michael Cory)
How can you write a better song than "Hey Student"?
- dan@nexnix.co.uk (Dan Westoby)
Not too sure about most of the album, but I still wait for the day when
I find a club good enough to play "City Dweller" at intense volume...
- mholland@source1consultants.com (Matt Holland)
When Middle Class Revolt came out, one review read, "Mark E Smith seems to
think that where their sound is at in 1994 comes from The Cure's sound in
1985." Or some such paraphrase.
- waco@primenet.com
my two preferred fall periods are Slates/Hex/Room and the immediate past
(Middle/Code/Infotainment) - I think in a million years or even after a
couple the mid-90s stuff'll tower over the late 80s hits.
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
On this release, The Fall manipulate the very good Henry Cow song
"War" into something virtually unlistenable and turn the formerly
unlistenable garage-friendly anthem "Shut Up" into something more. The
original material is similar in the black/white mode of the cover
versions; there is some truly awful work on here ("Hey! Student",
"Symbol Of Mordgan") directly alongside some absolutely great work ("The
Reckoning", "You're Not Up To Much"). And then there's the
by-the-numbers, occasionally good evolved-Fall numbers like "M5#1" and
"Surmount All Obstacles" that, if anything, ground the release. A good
thing when the unimpressive "Junk Man" and the boring "Behind The
Counter" destroy any chances of this being a great release. In reality,
about 50% of this release isn't good at all. Stick with the later
release Levitate; that's worlds better than this processed excuse for
material.
- s_gillespie@rkadv.com
Are you on crack? This is an all time low for the Fall. Clearly, you don't
measure the Fall by standards of formal perfection, but you do expect at
least three or four good songs on the mediocre albums (Curious Orange,
Shiftwork, Code: Selfish). These guys are obviously very, very tired and in
need of new jobs, except for Mark, who probably just needs new band members
to terrorize. Which he got, to good effect.
- GBougops@aol.com
an even better album; the keyboards are put in the
back, bringing Scanlon up where he belongs. "15 Ways", "Middle Class
Revolt", "Hey! Student",and "$500 Bottle of Wine" are the top ones here, but
there's plenty other great material on this. 3 interesting covers too. A 9.
Add your thoughts?
Cerebral Caustic - Permanent Records 1995.

Well, this is a fine howdy-do! Just when you think you've got The Fall
pegged as an easy-listening pop/dance band, Brix and Karl Burns come back,
they dump the keyboardist, and then they record the most dissonant,
amateurish album they've done since... hell, ever!!! This is one friggin'
noisy album! Real good, though. "The Joke," "Don't Call Me Darling," and
"The Aphid" are scummy garage rock, "Rainmaster" and "Pearl City" are poppier
(but still noisy as a toaster - and just as delicious!), "Feeling Numb"
sounds like a Clash/Stone Roses collaboration (Oh! I'm sorry - I meant a
Rancid/Oasis collaboration), "Bonkers In Phoenix" would be a normal Brix
ballad if Mark didn't chipmunk her voice and overdub a bunch of computer
noises at twice the volume of the rest of the song. "One Day" is a balls-to-the-wall punk rocker; plus they do a semi-parody of "Life Just Bounces" (from
The Dredger EP) and a Frank Zappa cover before ending the album with two beautiful
"experimental" pieces. No, not beautiful. Ugly. But masquerading as
beautiful. Like Cher, for example.
Crap, this is a good album. The drum sound could not be fresher, louder, crispier - I guess that's what happens when you have
two drummers, unless of course you're the Grateful Dead, in which case you
just don't write any good songs. An absolutely fun listen - like a seesaw with
an adorable picture of Mark wearing angel wings. I'd give it a 9, but the
melodies, as a whole, aren't quite as creative and hypnotic as those on
Middle Class Revolt. Still, it's awfully exciting to be surprised by a new
Fall album! This is the first time in their career that they've made a full-tilt stylistic change this quickly, but it's wonderful! Not like REM and U2
trying to prove they're young hip old bags by putting on stupid sunglasses
and playing overproduced generic 90's tripe, but a very talented band who
were in the mood to make a different kind of album. A very creative 17th
studio album. Look at that number. 17. The Fall have made 17 great studio
albums. Oasis have made 0. That's all I'm saying.
- Reader Comments
- mfsx5bjg@stud.man.ac.uk
Although scratchy garage-feel and lo-fi inbetweeners were partially
refeshing after the tighter production of the previous few; I feel this
album suffers for the basic unadventurousness of both melodic and
lyrical quality. "The Aphid" is the "The Joke" re-recorded for instance.
And the usual delight of Smith`s bitchy thought conceits is reduced to
uninspired moaning about stocks and docs.
- s_gillespie@rkadv.com
After about 500 listens, I've decided that "Bonkers in Phoenix" is up there
in my all time five favorite fall songs. And it doesn't even sound like any
other fall song, except for maybe "Hotel Bloedel" which is structurally
resembles in its dialectical Mark/Brix dialogue/contrast. While Mark
obviously has much left to say, it's pretty clear that he is a bit of a
tired/old man, and the helium-induced lightness of Brix's vocals on this
track serves as the perfect foil for his weary grumbling. And of course,
this is complimented by the disparity of the two lyrical registers: on one
hand, a transcendental realm of unspecified "shiny things" which remain
inaccessible to monetary exchange, and a more familiar world of the everyday
banalities of life in Phoenix Arizona, on the other. In some ways, then,
this song is a consistent with the metaphysical pursuits of songs like
"Immortality" and "Levitate". I haven't even mentioned that annoying white
noise stuff which simultaneously serve to break up yet unify Mark and Brix
in a musical relationship. This song is pure gold.
Add your thoughts?
The Twenty-Seven Points - Permanent Records 1995.

This is a live double-album recorded over
the last couple of years. Let
me just say this about The Fall live. The first time I saw them was in our
nation's capitol during the Infotainment Scan tour. The band played well,
but there wasn't much to play. Early-90's Fall was a "sound" thing, and you
need studio production to get that sound. As a result, the only person there
who looked more bored than the audience was Mark Smith. He looked drunk,
drugged, exhausted, old, tiny, decrepit - and he never smiled once. Instead,
to entertain himself, he (1) continually pounded a drumstick against one of
the drums off-rhythm while the drummer tried to hold the beat of the song,
(2) pushed the guitar out of Scanlon's hands mid-song, prompting the axeman
to shout angrily, "Get off of me!," (3) purposely messed up the keyboardist
on many an occasion, and (4) tried to push over one of the huge stage
monitors onto the kids at the front of the stage; they literally had to push
with all of their might to keep it from falling and crushing them! I wasn't
sure what to think. I was musically boreder'n crud, but spiritually, I felt
cleansed. Everyone was right; Mark really WAS an asshole! I returned to
Chapel Hill happy.
The second time I saw them was in our nation's capitol on the Middle Class Revolt
tour. I was thrilled to see Karl Burns serving as "second drummer," but Mark
looked just as bored and drunk as before, and angry, too! The keyboard kept
getting cut out of the mix, so Mark thrice left the stage in bitter British
protest. In fact, the band had to play a few of the hits sans-vox (with
Karl playing a cassette tape of Mark's voice into the microphone) until their
esteemed egomaniacal leader saw fit to return to the stage. And you know
what? They sounded better without him! He was fuqtup and just kept mumbling
into the mic and ruining the great songs that the band was trying to play.
My point? Don't buy this double-live album unless you're already a fan,
because if this is your introduction to The Fall, you'll hate them. Fall
fans will find it entertaining - lots of dumb jokes, bad poetry, and
hilariously drunken renditions of what used to be songs (plus two great new
songs - "A Cloud Of Black" and "Noel's Chemical Effluence") - but those
unfamiliar with the band should definitely stay away from this wretched
excuse for a musical product. I still gave it a 7, though. Yours is not to
reason why.
Yours is just to grab my thigh!
- Reader Comments
- chris.lemon@mailcity.com
Miles better than Cerebral Caustic or Light User
Syndrome,
which it is sandwiched between. Doesn't even sound like the Fall live for
the most
part! Best 'Live' lp since A Part of America Therein.
- twootton@thomtax.co.uk (Tom Totale)
The Twenty-Seven Points is under-represented by your
review. "Return", "Ladybird", and "Idiot Joy" are superior to the
recorded
versions. "Big New Prinz" is a remarkable example of the powerhouse
live
version of this song that was performed at the time. Side 2 is
perhaps
somewhat scabrous and slapdash (endearingly so I think), but side 3
more than makes up for this with a stunning version of "Lost in
Music".
Side 4 is the best batch yet, with excellent versions of "A Past
Gone
Mad", "Middle Class Revolt", "War", "Strychnine", and the brilliant new
"Noel's Chemical Effluence".
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
I strongly disagree with you. I think this is a brilliant document of a
brilliant band. I had "gotten off the boat" with The Fall for a while.
To me their garage sensibilities weren't merging with their post-rock
production techniques - we were getting the worst of both worlds. But I
heard this and said "whoa"! Now it made sense to me. There's loads of
great riffy material, about 100 minutes worth, and they keep swinging
back and forth between the Brix-Burns augmented band with the big full
sound and the more severe 4-piece sound from earlier tours. The
contrast and the constant flow of interesting material, much of it
superior to studio versions, combine to make this a heck of a document.
I love it, I love it, I love it. 10 stars.
Add your thoughts?
In The City... - Artful 1997.

Righto, pajoly-loly! Now THIS is what the
Points album should have sounded like! Untuned guitars rockin'
the clown down, Brix gurgling bitter background vocals the whole time, Mark
sounding somehow slightly less than completely inebriated for a change, and
just a smittyload of great melodies, as you'd probably expect. Concentrating
more on guitar-driven tunes like "Pearl City," "Dead Beat Descendent,"
and "Gut Of The Quantifier," and less on the synthy early '90s stuff that
loses its hypnotic power in the concert setting, The Fall have here given
us a modern Fall concert experience we can be proud to stick in the old microwave
every once in a while in front of neighbors. The sound is a little thin, as
per usual with concert albums, but it's not too bad. You'll be shaking your
ass too much to notice anyway. If you're a collector looking for a decent
reason to buy this album, and the prospect of great live renditions of more
recent Fall material (recorded shortly before Craig was asked to leave, I
reckon) just isn't enough for you, will it help to mention that
they've changed the melody to "The Aphid"? I'm not sure why, but they have. It's
even happier now! Or will it help to mention the NINE-minute rendition of
"Life Just Bounces"? It should. I mean, don't spend twenty bucks on it or
anything, but if you see it for 10 or less, do pick it up. You'll get a kick
out of it!But why "Edinburgh Man"? I just don't like
that song very much at all.
Add your thoughts?
Sinister Waltz - Receiver 1996.

Receiver put out three albums of Fall material
at the same time. This one is
alternate and live takes of early-90's stuff, plus a couple of dazzling Mark-free
plinkers. And darn ahoy! I'm GLAD I blew thirteen dollars on it! This stuff
sounds fantastic!!! Even
"Gut Of The Qauntifier" sounds good here! What's up with that? Who is that?
What is that? And to think - they all take shits, too!
I'll write about the other albums in a minute. Now I gotta go run in
place for fifteen minutes.
As if in carefully-calculated imitation of our pointless, mindless day-to-day existence on this cold stupid planet.
Plus it keeps me skinny so chicks dig me.
- Reader Comments
- espoley@bu.edu (Eric Spoley)
If you liked Sinister Waltz, then GET the other 2 receiver discs...
(Sinister Waltz was actually my least favorite!)
Oswald Defense Lawyer is one of the better live things they've done (I
think!)
Anyways, that's my two cents!
- chris.lemon@mailcity.com
Total shite. However, I must admit that I bought both this
and Oswald
Defence Lawyer * Fiend With a Violin, if just to put a few more
pennies in
Smith's
pockets. He must need them if he's willing to let stuff like this slip out.
Actually,
I would like to know the full story behind these three offerings; no one is
saying
ANYTHING though. Why not?
Hope some of this is constructive, although the danger with expressing your
opinions
is that you'll just end up saying no no NO. Again, your site is a decent
one, thanks.
Add your thoughts?
Oswald Defence Lawyer - Receiver 1996.

Okay, I finished running in place (around
ten months ago), so now I can review Oswald Defence Lawyer. Well,
it's LIVE!!! And that's about all I can say. It's got songs from Frenz
and Kurious Oranj and whoop-de-doo. Fine sure, but why not just listen
to the originals? The sound quality's better on the originals!!! There's also
a horrendously non-bombastic version of "Bombast" and an early drunken attempt
to cover "Just Waiting," but what is that - reason to waste this kinda money?
Nah.
Add your thoughts?
Fiend With A Violin - Receiver 1996.

This, on the other hand, is a damn fine live record.
Sure, it's got another crappy version of "Bombast," but it's also got swell
rockin' versions of "What You Need" and "Spoilt Victorian Child," as well as
that great song "Haven't Found It Yet," which pleases me more than mere American
words can say. Great songs here. Don't waste the money if you don't have it,
but if you're a bonafide collector of live things, add this one to your collection,
buck-o!
- Reader Comments
- echo@huron.net
All three of the Receiver
releases are absolute
shit. All three are rehashed live or alternate takes of songs already
released, invariably inferior. Nobody needs a demo version of the tracks
from ShiftWork. The liner notes to Fiend with a Violin plugs the title
track
as "never before heard." What fucking bullshit. It's a demo of "2X4". Fall
fans will buy them because we're all retarded, but avoid these if at all
possible.
Add your thoughts?
The Light User Syndrome - Jet 1996.

A
new Fall album!!!! And (no surprise here) they're
still really good! One bit of weirdness, though; longtime guitarist Craig Scanlon is GONE!
I don't know where he went or why. He just left. Sigh. Still, we got Brix
back! And Karl Burns! They haint gone no place!!!! Okay, then. This is one
hell of an album for a band that's been around for nearly twenty years. It's
very similar to Cerebral Caustic in that it's garagey and noisy and
unrehearsed, but it's also got a lot more really memorable keyboard lines (especially
in the gorgeous "Oleano"), more beautiful female background vocals (especially
in the mindnumbingly catchy "Spinetrak," which kicks the crap out of any song
currently in rotation at M-TV), and more rhythmic experimentation that gives
the listener a sense that he's not just wasting his time on the same ol'
generic pop crap that every other talentless shit band tries to shove up his
ass on a daily basis. No, The Fall are still taking chances. The
stuff is still basically simple music, but the way that the bass and drums
interact in minimalist trash rock like "D.I.Y. Meat" and "Das Vulture Ans Ein
Nutter-Wain" is definitely worth noting. It's like the best of every possible Fall
world - the exciting, noisy, anything-goes feel of Grotesque, the wonderful boy-girl
vocal interplay of the A Sides singles, the dark undertones of Bend
Sinister, and even that dancey Infotainment Scan groove - all
shoved together to create a hip new sound that we, the hip alternative music
fans of the world, have never
heard before!
Real exciting.
And it's clear that these guys
have a future, too! They sound so excited and energetic playing these new
numbers, it's incomprehensible to think that they're actually probably all pushing
forty (In comparison, those "bad boys" Oasis sound like a bunch of
tired old men!).
In closing, I'll admit that I'd love to give The Light User Syndrome
a 9, but it gets a little weaker near the end, with
a hideous cover tune and some pretty uneventful mood pieces. Still, the first
ten songs are amazing, and the drunken dipsy-doodle "Secession Man" closes the
work on an appropriately hilarious note. Fifteen huzzahs to the world's most prolific and
consistently impressive rock and roll band.
Oh yeah. Brix quit again during the tour for this album.
- Reader Comments
- chris@edi.paimail.com (Chris Kovin)
Mark E. Smith will no doubt hire Scanlon back
now that Brix is gone. I wish he would get together again with
Riley, but apparently those bridges have been burned irreparably.
The Scanlon story from the Cog Sinister office was he was sacked
for "shoddy appearance and failure to maintain amps." I'm not
kidding. Unfortunately, MES failed to MAKE appearance several
times!
- Roboburger@aol.com (Curt)
wow.
listed as "for true insomniacs" and they weren't kidding.
i have just started searching on the web for fall stuff and yer site is
amazing! keep up the good work.
although you lose points for rating Infotainment lower than the
nowhere-near-as-good Middle Class Revolt.
i remember first hearing "Prole Art Threat" on WNUR in Chicago as a
highschooler. i ran to the phone, called, let the fone ring about 30 times
and when the "gee, i'm so bored" type of college dj finally answered i said
"what was that last tune?" and he sounded like i was stupid for inquiring.
"it was "Prole Art Threat" by the fall" he replied in his "ho hum yawn" tone.
i've been a feverishly obsessive fan ever since.
haven't picked up Light User tho.
- jhughes@cablesoft.co.uk (Jason Hughes)
You never cease to amaze me. I'm still here working through my favourite
bands from your very accurate list. I just don't know what you are going to
say next after slagging off D Jr (legend), and then to my utter amazement,
praising The Fall. At least there is hope for you. As you say still fairly
unknown (not to my mates I must tell you, who have had The Fall played
continuously to them for the last 8 years), but by far one of the all time
greatest bands, of my era. FUCKING BRILLIANT LIVE.
- jnight@lainet.com
Thanks for the great fall stuff.
I'd have to agree with you that bend sinister is about the poppiest (or
at least catchiest) I've ever heard the fall. I don't see it as dark at
all.
Similarly, I find Nation's Saving Grace as the most
commercial-but-still-very-good albums.
I lost interest when they got dancey.
I set up a fall lyrics frame page @
http://www.lainet.com/~jnight
- rchute@samschwartz.com
As much as I liked Code Selfish, and was really pleased to see that
Justine F of Elastica listed it as one of her faves in Rolling Stone a
year or so after it came out, I must say that the Light User Syndrome is
the best record the Fall have put out in a very long time. It was a
record that really excited me about the Fall all over again. Its depth
and greatness was also unexpected after Cerebral Caustic, which sounded
to me like they were working a day job. The cover even seemed as if
they had picked the first photo the record company showed them.
Light User on the other hand showed the Fall to be seeming to enjoy what
they were doing again. The record works on so many levels. I'm
particularly fond of the way the second and third songs set up
"Hostile." It is a one-two punch like Fall records of old. A record
store worker at Kim's Underground put it rightly when he called the
record "unrelentless."
The sound is also more full, for lack of a better word. I think the
understated keyboard work on the record really puts it over the top. It
paints a background that really makes songs like "He Pep," "Hostile,"
and "the Coliseum" stand proudly in the company of their other best
work.
The increasingly tiny ripples that new Fall records make in the U.S.
marketplace make me sad, though. They haven't been over in too long a
time either.
- cmorley@concentric.net
Oh, I definitely give this record a 9.9! After Cerebral Caustic (which
was good but those overdriven vocals are annoying as hell to listen to)
I was a little apprehensive when getting Light user. Boy was I
surprised! This is the best since Infotainment Scan! Track 14 (second
to last?) has that gut wrenching drive that won't quit..... This record
has more ball buster for the buck!
anyway that's my take & love your site!
- daveabe@scott.net
One of my favorite Fall albums & highly recommended. Why no mention of "He
Pep"! in your initial review ? This is one of my all time 'faves' (although
my wife could live without it).
- BireneBee@aol.com
The Light-User Syndrome is the greatest album The Fall have ever made,
objectively speaking, and while I agree that there are a couple of ropey
songs
on side two, what do you expect for a fifteen-tracker?! The band are as
tight
as Kula Shaker are slack and a perfect antidote to all the tenth-rate
derivative wank that passes for "alternative music" anytime. "Cheetham
Hill"
is marvellous, dance around the room stuff, and how a relatively old group
of
grumpy gets can record something as furious and catchy as "D.I.Y. Meat" is
a
true puzzle. "Secession Man" is GREAT, laugh-out loud, life-affirming daft
boppy music, and "The Chiselers" is another all-time great that can hold
its
own against anything they' ve done. Bloody hell fire, just LISTEN to it,
and
fast-forward from that "Last Exit to Brooklyn" bollocks, to the last track.
Twenty years on, the Stones recorded "Start Me Up". That's a joke. We laugh
with The Fall.
- mholland@source1consultants.com (Matt Holland)
"Old White Train" -- Again, hilarious. Where's your sense of humour? I understand that you don't
like covers but, hey, it's The Fall.
"Mr. Birdy is...Scruffed Up! Oh Yeah!"
- McFarland@ac-tech.com
This is, basically, one hell of an album. Shockingly good and relevant.
It might be their best to this point, in all honesty. If you used to
like them, you ought to give this a chance. "Spinetrack" and "DIY Meat"
are penultimate Fall. "Cheatham Hill" sounds just like older Wire, it's
a nice one. The cover of Johnny Paycheck's "Old White Train" is strong
and wonderful. And darned near all the other songs on here are great
too! 2 out of 15 don't move me. There's so much good stuff on here,
and it really is different than anything else out there ... The Fall
made it into the 90's ... and made some great records (27 Points, this,
& the next one, Levitate). Three cheers and ten stars.
Add your thoughts?
Oxymoron - Receiver 1997.

Receiver's getting way out of hand. It used to be
that you could rudely shove a young person into a record store and say, "Buy anything
by The Fall! It's all great!" It sucks that now all the Fall bins are stuffed
full of these second-rate outtake releases. But dammit, even their OUTTAKES
kick my ass so hard that my colon pops out my nose! It's still a ripoff, though.
These are just alternate and live versions of songs that most Fall fans should
already own. They're great, sure, but they're also completely unnecessary in
the grand scheme of the band's fifty-jillion-release career (although "White Lines" is an awfully
catchy previously unreleased dance instrumental!). Fall fanatics - save your
money. But for the record, if you send a young person into a record store
and he picks this one up to hear The Fall for the rest time ever, don't feel
sorry for him. With great tunes like "Powder Keg," "Chilinism" and
"ESP Disco (Psykick Dancehall)," this'll make a convert out of anybody. Even
that jockstrap the Pope! Jockstrap? Hell! Pile of dog poop on my arm!
- Reader Comments
- defab4@earthlink.net (Mike DeFabio)
I haven't heard this, but you're darn right about this whole Receiver
thing. What's with them? And why are the REAL Fall albums so hard to
find? You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get a copy of Hex
Enduction Hour! I'm saving that story for HEH itself, though I still
don't know if it's coming. BOYCOTT BORDERS. Okay, it was my fault I
didn't like that one Kraftwerk album, but boycott Borders anyway. And
dangit, boycott Receiver too! And CDNow for not having HEH in stock.
Amazon too, yeah.
Add your thoughts?
Cheetham Hill - Receiver 1996.

Receiver's out to screw you and me! More live and
slightly different versions of studio songs. It includes the hard to find
"Ed's Babe," but nothing else on here is particularly necessary. Still rules
though!!!! The Fall rule!!!!
Add your thoughts?
Levitate - Artful 1997.

What's that I see? Why, it's ANOTHER new Fall album!
And man alive, is Mr. Smith getting bizarre in his old age.... After careful
consideration, I've determined that this is probably the least accessible and
most experimental album in the Fall's lengthy catalog - and it's FOOKIN'
ACE!!!! I think so, anyway. I understand that it's receiving mixed reviews in
the UK, but I guess that's been the case since the beginning. Okay, about the
record - how to describe? Well, it's... strange! Everything sounds incomplete;
the songs seem to be more like collections of drumbeats and sketchy half-riffs
than actual fully-developed melodies. At first, it sounded to me like the
band was just half-assing it, but then I paid a bit closer attention and
now I think I've figured out the situation. See, there's one simple phrase
printed on the back cover that I believe makes it crystal clear why this record is
so bizarre - "Produced by Mark E. Smith."
Need I really write more, need I?
I could be wrong, but I'm almost positive that this is the first time ever
that Mark has produced a Fall record on his own, without a real producer standing
by to say, "Umm, Mark? You can't DO that...." As such, the whole damn thing
sounds like "Paintwork" - the "songs" will alternately be just a muffled
keyboard noise with a funky beat, or a fuzzed-out bass with Mark talking over
it, or a pretty little electric piano line with nothing behind it, or.... Oh,
why go on? WHY??? My point here is that, even though these songs sound like
incomplete constructions, I'd bet probably half a dollar that these ditties
actually WERE at one time complete songs, but Mark purposely screwed everything up
in post-production. I can just see the rest of the band (especially the two
new guitarists, whose input seems to have been nearly entirely deleted from
the final mix) sitting down and listening to the final product with these
huge furrows in their brow as they nudge each other and ask, "It didn't sound
like that when we PLAYED it, did it? I thought I remembered there being a melody
in that song!"
Okay, then, anyway, I still haven't described the music too
well, so I'll try - it's very drum-and-keyboard dependent. Very dancey, but
not at all in that slick Infotainment Scan way. This is sort of like
organic electronica, with bass fuzz, Mark's shouting, and assorted guitar
planking and tinkly keyboard noises layered all atop Simon and Karl's typically
topnotch trappin', hank. Some of the bits sound like rockabilly (when the guitar
shows up), but the overall mood is really one of noisy and almost industrial-sounding
(though it's clearly man-made, which adds a good deal of warmth to the proceedings)
dance music. It makes ME dance anyway! Forget U2's Pop. Hell, for all
I care, forget the Chemical Brothers and all that other Spin magazine
stuff. THIS is the sound of modern innovative dance music. Dissonant, minimalist,
juvenile, interesting, rockin', and FUN! I personally find the songs really
catchy too,
but I'll leave that up to you. Go Fall Go! Mark's still keeping the dream
alive. Levitate is a great album.
- Reader Comments
- paulsaxton@mailcity.com
The Fall's best album in a long time.
- echo@huron.net (Sandy)
Just as an afterthought, a note on all these Receiver releases. I'm not against
remixes/lost tracks/outtakes/live versions, but they are just not original
songs. When I can't find a fucking copy of Dragnet, Palace of Swords
Reversed, Live at the Witch Trials or some single without literally leaving
the country, I DON'T need five different versions of "Edinburgh Man" no
matter how good the song might be.
Oh, and now there's another two-CD comp. called The Less You Look The
More You Find which is another rip off. However, the liner notes are
absolutely great.
- kek@global-sas.co.uk
Did any UK Fall-watchers see that bloody awful pop program with Zoe Ball
(a sort of Nineties Juke Box Jury) - Marc Riley was a guest. (No, I don't
know why I was watching it either...) In an attempt to embarass Riley on
prime time TV they showed a 20 second clip of him playing with the Fall
(circa 1980, I think...) in New York. I think they played "Elastic Man", but
my memory is not to be trusted, so feel free to correct me...
Riley looked suitably unimpressed/disinterested by the whole thing, tho' I
think Zoe Ball made some comment that she thought it was cool that he'd
been in The Fall. People in the US who are wondering what the hell I'm on
about might not be aware that Marc Riley is now a nationally-known daytime
radio-DJ over here. Presumably, someone at the BBC thought it was hilarious
to reveal his humble punk-rock beginnings. Yeah, right....
I saw Marc Riley and The Creepers supporting Frank Sidebottom back in the
Eighties. Actually, they weren't bad in a fake Rockabilly/quasi-Fall kinda
way...
- bel@mcmail.com (Danny, Salford)
Levitate is the best Fall LP since Nations Saving Grace, It's the biggest
step forward they have made in ages, "Hurricane Edward" is like nothing
they've ever done and has inspired me.
I saw Zoe Ball she one of the Live n Kicking presenters said something
like "Wow! That was really bad" and then 20 minutes later praising
shitty tenager bands like Backstreet Boys eugh!!!
They were top at Sankeys by the way.
- gladbag@mailcity.com (Paul Saxton)
The Marc Riley/Live 'n' Kicking clip was The Fall performing "Totally
Wired" in New York. The whole thing can be seen on the wondrous
Perverted By Language/Bis video.
- miser17@epix.net (Michael Davies)
your Fall review site is missing not only those two live albums
echo@huron.net was talking about but also the Hip Priest and Kamerads
compilation, which is a compilation of their stuff for the Kamera label
(Hex Enduction Hour, Room To Live, and two singles). there's
4 songs
from Hex, 2 from RTL, and both sides of the "Look Know"/"I'm Into CB"
and "Lie Dream Of A Casino Soul"/"Fantastic Life" singles. "Lie Dream"
is on the reissue of RTL, but i don't think "Look Know" or "I'm Into CB"
are on any other albums.
i also don't understand all these live albums when Dragnet, Room To
Live, Slates EP, Early Years, Palace Of Swords
Reversed are all
impossible to find anywhere. i've found a bunch of distributors selling
Live At The Witch Trials but not Dragnet, which is odd since they were
originally released on the same label in the same year. they're even
reissuing the live albums (Fall In A Hole, Legendary Chaos Tape). it's
probably easier to find all the singles on Palace Of Swords Reversed
than to find a copy of the album.
- mholland@source1consultants.com (Matt Holland)
"4 1/2 Inch" is the most brilliant, chaotic, powerful, disturbed and
(I think) accomplished Fall song I've ever heard. I get such a tremendous
rush of dis-ease whenever I hear it that I think MES has finally summed up
his fantastic, uncomfortable, awful raison d'etre in 3 minutes and 56
seconds. I want the whole world to hear it and misunderstand...
There are days when I simply can't get the "I'm A Mummy" riff out of my head,
and I don't even try.
Too bad about all the domestic troubles, or is it?
- RobertG@foxinc.com (Robert Green)
The bonus CD is so good that you must immediately buy it, even if you
already own Levitate. Christmastime alone is worth the price, a
brilliant song, amazing rhythms floating through the ether, etc. And the
Masquerade singles are great--not only is this a great song, but the b-sides
are classic. The Fall are the most consistent band in R'n'R history--I defy
you to name one other band whose catalogue can be dipped into without regard
for time period, line-up, etc. and nuggets of genius will result. Bowie
used to be this way, maybe, but that was 18 years ago. All who are
ignorant should become norant...
- mootje@total.net
I like this album much more than my friends...but perhaps it's also due
to the fact that this freekn' album isn't available in Canada (thank god
for cdnow.com) and they have to borrow it from me. However, there's no
comparison between the album version of Masquerade and the cd
single...the single just kicks right royal ass. Pick it up if you don't
have it.
- kme@deskmail.com (Kevin E.)
The sheer ire-inspiring pettiness of including the melody to "i come
and stand at your door" twice in two distinct tracks is almost enough to
reduce this release to the ranks of near misses. Every other song
completely overshadows both "i come and stand at your door" and "jap
kid"; "ten houses of eve" alone makes this entire effort a seminal
example of late 90s dance music. All of this offers firm support of the
"quality" argument; Levitate is as disturbingly original as Live At The
Witch Trials and Hex Enduction Hour.
This is landmark material for another fine reason: The Fall have not
released a truly album-oriented set of songs in well over ten years.
The ambition of this project takes this statement into consideration and
is further reinforced by the absolute fact that the pure lyricism of
"everybody but myself" closes the record in two formats. Although this
material may not be as easily digested as This Nation's Saving Grace or
The Frenz Experiment it is superior to them both because Levitate
represents an incarnation of The Fall that is unsatisfied with
stagnating in a particular style.
Add your thoughts?
The Marshall Suite - Artful 1999.

If you haven't been following the saga of The Fall, a
couple years back they played a few shows in NYC (of which I witnessed one
and was absolutely bored silly) and then dumb old Mark got drunk and beat up
his girlfriend/keyboardist Julie Nagle. He got arrested, the rest of the
band quit (except the abused gal, for some reason) and he moved on.... AND
FOUND A NEW DAMN BAND!!!And boy if you ever had any worries that Mark E.
wasn't COMPLETELY responsible for the sound of The Fall, one listen will quell
your fears. Aside from a couple of moments of ugly wah-wah and perhaps a
wee bit less in the way of enormously memorable bass lines, this band sounds
exactly like the last one! (and the one before that, and so on and so on).
Don't be fooled by the beginning. They start with two simplistic catchy
little rockabilly tunes, but then go straight to the weird house-trance-dance
poetry-noise drum-bass stuff you loved so much on Levitate. Granted,
it's not quite as exciting and novel the second time around (which is the main
reason this one only gets an 8 instead of a 9, although the presence of a
couple throwaway experimental thingies doesn't help), but there are still some killer,
killer tunes on here that you'll have stuck in your head for a long time.
"The Crying Marshal," in fact, may be the most accomplished, mesmerizing and
pounding dance tune they've ever done -- it rivals Meat Beat Manifesto in
the headbanging department of youth!
I read somewhere that the album is a
sort of rock opera, but I don't quite hear that (I also don't have a lyrics
sheet). What I do hear is the ever-evolving Fall in the midst of their latest
phase, still crankin' out repetitive catchy, weirdly-produced, fuzzed-out,
awesomely-rhythmed music for the kids. Most consistent band of all time?
If you ask me, fuck yeah.
However, I must express my disappointment in the
band for not coming up with an incredibly memorable set of melodies this
time around. But hey, it's been a crazy couple of years.
- Reader Comments
- chand@ollamh.ucd.ie (Collette Hand)
Touch Sensitive is ace..I know..I know..I know..'they say what about the
meek/I say they've got a bloody cheek'. I love that line. Foldin' Money
is C'mon Everybody but this perfect day is stumbling exhausted
singing(?) against a tight driving sound which works so well as they
work against each other. He comes across so struggingly indifferent.
Bound is catchy and poppy (it's length makes it have such a great impact
and seperates it from a dtandard pop tune and a great Fall track - Fall
fans will stick to it) Shake Off is great as is On My Own. This LP is
much lighter than Levitate and a joy. Mark E Smith is the coolest f**ker
on the planet and no-one comes close to THE FALL. Imagine the world
without Mark E. Smith. I mean depressing or what.
- maradona@thethreshold.com (Robert Green)
Fianally got a new car, 31 years into life, and devirginized its fine
sound system (cars really are just wrappers for stereos, as far as I'm
concerned) with Marshall Suite. It kills. This record is incredible.
Please let them tour America with MES in a good mood, please....
- sscwon@bellatlantic.net (Todd E. Jones)
I think the Marshall Suite is an amazing record. It's odd yet
sometimes catchy and sometimes experimental.. It has something for
everybody yet it maintains the fall's vibe. Songs like "On My Own", "The
Crying Marshall", "F'-Oldin' Money", and "Birthday" are amazing.. The
last song on the first (out of the 3 sides) is brilliant!! I like it as
much as Levitate maybe even more because the experimental stuff is not
as annoying or as long... This is a wonderful comeback from the pits of
jail and legal sorrows for Mr. Smith...I think this is the antidote for
the crap music out there...
- johncoan@hotmail.com
Folks, folks, folks.....let's not get TOO carried away here now! It just
seems to me that Fall obsessives (and I'd count myself among them), were so
relieved with the unexpectedly above-average quality of this L.P. after the
disastrous year M.E.S. had just completed, that they were prepared to pay it
WAY higher praise than it deserves.....in truth, it's actually pretty weak
by Fall standards. The last song on it is the same as the last song on the
last bloody album! And that Mad Dog thing sounds like Mark's grunting,
recorded after landing home from the pub...this is self-indulgent,
pretentious nonsense. It's a very short album too, and if this is the best
that the BEST group of all time can muster after a year and a half's
sabbatical, it doesn't bode well at all.
- Paul.Jenkins1@ntl.com
The Fall are the most astonishing visceral sheer obstroperous unpretentious
whitenoiserockabillytechno ensemble on the planet. Though nothing since
1995 has been any good by their standards it still kicks ass by anybody
else's. And even then we've had "The Joke","Das Vulture..","Inch" etc -
these would be greatest hits on a K-Tel album if the world worked
differently, but hey kids it doesnt....
MES is a genius and he once took me backstage after a gig and got me
ratarsed on god knows what. My son is 8 and his 3 favourite fall songs are
1: I'm a Mummy
2: Hey! Student
3: Touch Sensitive (dance mix)
Mine however are (today, at any rate)
1: Mere Pseud Mag Ed
2: Container Drivers
3: Van Plague.
- mootje@total.net (Matt Cahill)
This album is good, but only in the sense that it's an improvement on
Levitate. I know I'm taking exception with Mark (Pringle, that is), but
this is by comparison more of a balanced and concentrated effort than the
last one. In fact, The Marshall Suite probably has more in common
with Curious Oranj than any other Fall release.
That said, I don't particularly like this direction The Fall are taking
(not that what I think influences anything). All I'm hearing in both Marshall
and Levitate is an awkward dependency on production "wizardry"and l
ess on the quality of the songs themselves. This was Levitate's biggest
problem...the feeling that I was sitting in a recording studio at 3:30am while
three stoned guys fiddled with knobs.
Hearing Touch Sensitive and Foldin' Money made me long for things like hooks,
kineticism, and ... well, clarity. By that I don't mean to say
"your songs don't make sense", but rather "your songs are beginning to drown
in their own production-heavy, synthetic club-scene gimmicry".
Still, long live The Fall...in whatever form. That, or at least let's pray for the
death of Phil Collins.
Add your thoughts?
The Post-Nearly Man - Artful 1999.

This is Mark Smith's spoken word solo album. I love The Fall and I gave
this album a 2. Do I really have to say anything more?Oh alright
goddammit. This is Mark just saying stuff that doesn't make any sense.
Some other voices pop in every once in a while and there are a couple of
bouncy little keyboard passages. Maybe I'd like it if I was British. If I
could eat Blood Pie and watch shit like Absolutely Fabulous, maybe I
could even find some ounce of excitement in this awful, awful prose/poetry
slackjack.
- Reader Comments
- tom@beadles.demon.co.uk
The Post Nearly Man is unutterably good. Spokane word poo-etry is always
execrable. This album, however, is sublime.
Add your thoughts?
The Unutterable - Cog Sinister/Eagle 2000.

One of the key rules of music journalism is that one should become
extremely familiar with the work he or she is reviewing before beginning his
critique, perhaps listening to it several times on several different occasions,
and ruminating on how the musical work fits into the artist's catalogue as
well as the entire background dialogue of popular music.
Well fuck that
- I can't remember when Rich Bunnell's deadline is for getting new reviews
in, and I want to make sure that this review makes it on the page in the
next couple of days, so I'm writing my lousy review after only one listen.
One listen that was alternately exciting, depressing, exhilerating, boring,
mindblowing, pathetic, hilarious and shitty.
See, the problem with
Mark E. Smith (aside from the various drug addictions and uncontrollable
misanthropy) is that he's EXTREMELY self-indulgent. Usually this works
to the band's (and fan's) advantage because Mark enjoys good music
(high-NRG techno, catchy guitar rock and good old '60s style garage rock) -
HOWEVER, he also fancies himself an avant-garde experimentalist and poet. When
he COMBINES these two urges, wonderful things happen. You dance around
the room, bang your head and reel with wonder at the brilliant mass of
weird noises hitting you in the brain (check out Levitate for the
best example of this). However, when he separates these two facets to
his self-love, you either get straightahead catchy music (Frenz
Experiment, Shiftwork -- you know, all those Fall albums
that the whole world hates except me) or irritating, seemingly pointless
shitnoise and word poop (which is why his solo album The Post-Nearly Man
doesn't get a whole lot of listens roundabouts my homestead).
Which brings us to The Unutterable. Most of the record is
fucking fantastic -- exactly what I mentioned in the last paragraph -- catchy,
simple, little '60s garage-pop influenced riffs smashed right on top of
modern electronica-ish dance beats (i know "electronica" isn't the
right word, but I don't know enough about the genre to tell you by name what
it is -- "jungle"? "drum and bass"? "ragtime"?) with Nader-style
("liberal"! Get it??? FUCK YOU!!!!) amounts of ugly, indescribably tuneless synth
noise wafting to and fro between the speakers. That's the good side!
The
bad side is that, just like on The Light User Syndrome, it seems
like 3/4 of the way into the record, Mark just started fucking around, with no
thought as to how the results might sound. "Octo Realm" and
"Unutterable" are that lo-fi poetry crap he's prone to subject his fans to, but
that's okay because those tracks are SHORT. The real problem arrives with the
last three tracks, which effectively leave a really, really, REALLY awful
taste in my mouth every time I listen to it (all ONE time so far!). The
first of these three tracks, "Midwatch 1953," is really interesting in theory --
it appears to be three different songs played at the same time; you can
choose to listen to whichever melody you want. Neat idea? Yes, it really is!
For about three minutes! Then it keeps going! For another three minutes!
Then there's "Devolute," which is a 5-minute bunch of echoey synth noises
with Mark spouting off two different speakerfulls of shit with no real start
or finish that I can see. And finally "Das Katerer." Which is "Free
Range" with different lyrics.
I realize that sounded negative -- but honestly eleven of the first
twelve tracks are fantastic!!! And, like I said, "Midwatch 1953" starts cool
as hell - it just drags on way too long.
About the rest of the album, a
bit more I should say. Great energy. Really neat synth noises and
terrific variations on the guitar styles -- much more than you might have heard
from Mr. Scanlon or Ms. Brix. This dude alternates between 60s Count
Five-style garage rock, 70s Dead Boys-style punk rock, 50s/70s Crampsish
rockabilly, 80s Sonic Youth-style repetition and even twangy Johnny Cashish
country-western hoobajoob and Johnny Hashish moody harmonics in the
same song! (check out "Dr. Bucks' Letter" - nice, huh? You expect to see
cowboys sitting around a fire shooting peyote mescaline into their veins, don't
you?).
Final conclusion -- I really like the album, but I'd downright LOVE it
if Mark would stick to bringing us all that great music in his head,
instead of shitting out his worst indulgences onto tape and making us sit through
it (well, he doesn't physically come to our house and hold a brass knuckle
to our head -- but he should!), as if it deserved to be part of the same
CD that contains such instant classics as "Cyber Insekt," "Way Round" and
the fucking HILARIOUS "Pumpkin Soup and Mashed Potatoes".
8.
- Reader Comments
- geoff@main4.net (Geoff Oval)
This is the culmination of 20 odd years and 30 odd albums and I'm a 16
year old snot nosed git again. Smith has been shuffling up to this opus
since the '77 s***pile - raw, fast n loud and straight from the garage, just
the way they should be. Nobody will come close to releasing anything like
this, this year (Fall cliche number 206) although the influences are many -
standard Smith stuff, but is that Blur I hear or is it The Fall
sounding like Blur trying to be The Fall? 'Hands Up Billy' is the next great
Fall football terrace anthem to rival Mr. Pharmacist/Glam Racket and check
out Sons of Temperance for the ideal 'punk by numbers' template (Notebooks
out - Fall cliche 245 - Offspring, Green Day and other Yankie twenty years
too late bands). Smith is doggedly pursueing his intended course of 'voice
as instrument' and this album is probably the definitive article so far.
This detracts if you actually bother to listen to the lyrics but enhances
the whole white noise effect. The Fall were never about the lyrics,
errr.....this is near damn heresy in Fallintellectualcircles (sic),
they are and always will be the supreme garage band. Other raves, so far,
are Serum and Hot Runes.........ahhh this band it doesn't get any better.
My favourite Fall album? Always the last! Why bother comparing? Damn
twelve months to wait for the next one.
- barry@ole.ie
My first listen gave me many of the same feelings you had, but (as I'm
sure you already have) listen to the damn thing again and you're fucked. It
isn't leaving your head any time soon. I've finally reached the stage where I
expect the next Fall album to be excellent rather than preparing for
the worst. Re-write the review and give it a 9 you stingey get.
I'm going to Edinburgh for the Fall gig on 25 November 2000 because
the bastard hasn't been to Dublin since '97.
- rog@EZFlix.com (Rob Green)
t’s boring, really, how good each album is, and then I have to deal
with the fact that a) I will never hear anything from it on the mainstream radio,
b) none of my friends care, despite my efforts, and c) I live in LA
so good luck to my seeing this stuff performed live anytime soon.
This is another amazing piece of work by the way, run don’t
walk to buy it now--it’s brilliant guitars lyrics rhythms reminds me a bit of Debaser by
the Pixies but not exactly…
- Pepik.Silacek@seznam.cz (Josef)
After catching them on the recent tour and re-listening to the album this
should be a 9. Listening to Fall records is a *learning* experience ya see.
In 5 years time...
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