Artist:	Eric Cartman
Album:	From Comedy Central's "South Park" Christmas Episode/
	Chef Aid: The South Park Album*
Song:	Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch (TV Version)

*=Appeared on "Chef Aid" at the end of "Mentally Dull (Think Tank Remix)"



Welllllllllll...
Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesday, she's a bitch.
On Wednesday and Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a
super King Kameyameya bi-atch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the
biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a
mean old bitch and she has stupid hair. She's a
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Big, big, big, big, big, big bitch and
she's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom is a biiiaaiiiiiiiit-cha!