"Outrageousness is nothing more than a way to wake people up..."
"I'm retiring. I
know this is sad news for the media, but my family comes first." We'll miss you, Jim.
"I'm the punky qb known as McMahon
3/20/97 Pulling Down the Shades

When I hit the turf, I've got no plan
I just throw my body all over the field
I can't dance, but I can throw the pill
I motivate the cats, I like to tease
I play so cool, I aim to please
That's why you all got here on the double
to catch me doing the Superbowl Shuffle!
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