Why I hate country and Western music

These are real song titles. Whoever let them escape into the void should be shot

  1. Do You Love As Good As You Look?
  2. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
  3. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
  4. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  5. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  6. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  7. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  8. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
  9. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
  10. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  11. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  12. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
  13. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
  14. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  15. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
  16. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
  17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  18. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
  19. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
  20. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
  21. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
  22. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
  23. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  24. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
  25. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
  26. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
  27. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
  28. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
  29. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  30. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
  31. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
  32. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  33. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
  34. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  35. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
  36. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
  37. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
  38. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  39. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  40. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
  41. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
  42. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
  43. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
  44. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
  45. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
  46. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
  47. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  48. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
  49. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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