S T U P H
Table of Contents
Rules For Shroomy Chess
Rules For Hey Cow
Rules For Bug Hockey
Rules For Australian Hitman
How To Shoot Mentality Fulla Holz
Ross and Brian's Insults
Brian's Bad Jokes
WOIDS
You Might Be Counter-Culture If...
Fortunes We DON'T Want to Get
Previous Midis of the Day
Downloads
Rules for Shroomy Chess:
Setup normal.
· Pawns: move diagonally forward one square and capture straight. When a pawn reaches the opponent's side, then he can move diagonally one square in all ways.
· Rooks: move like knights, but always must land on an occupied space. Switch if it's yours, capture if it's opponents.
· Bishops: move like checkers kings (and can jump your own guys. Capture by jumping. Multiple jumps allowed.)
· Queens: move three or less spaces in any direction, but cannot have their way blocked.
· Knights & Kings: regular.
* Win if checkmate or if you get your own king to the other side.

by Ross & Brian
Rules for Hey Cow
When driving on a long car trip, a fun game to play is Hey Cow. When passing a cow pasture, each passenger takes a turn yelling out the window at the cows, and whoever gets the most cows to look at him wins! Hooray for Hey Cow!
Rules for Bug Hockey
Bug hockey is a great game to play. All you need is a large flat surface at about 3 ft... a ping pong table works, or the hood of a car. Now put a bug down on one side of the hood, one player stands on each end. They each try to blow the bug over the other player's edge. It's BUG HOCKEY!
Rules for Australian Hitman
Objective:
Bump off the other players by causing them to lose all their cards.

Players:
3-5 or more...

The Game:
    Start by dealing out all the deck equally to the players (or if it's not even, leave out enough cards from 2-10 to make it deal evenly.)
    First off, hold all your card hands up, and turn them all upside down(this is Australia after all!)
    Before the game, each person with a red ace takes a card from a person with a black ace (randomly. Putting your hand face down works well) If a person has two aces of different colors, it doesn't matter.
    Play begins with the person to the left of the dealer, and continues around clockwise. On your turn a person may:
a)   bump off a person's cards or
b)   play a Bruce (Australian Jack), Barby (Australian Queen) or Dave (Australian King)
BUMPING OFF A PERSON'S CARDS:
    You say: "I bump off (or I hit or I kill) Marsha's two(s)." The killer must have two(s) in order to do that. If Marsha has any two(s), then she says "Dingo!" and drops the twos in the middle discard pile. If she doesn't have any, she says "G'Day!" and then the killer has to drop their own two(s) and says "Dingo"
    Playing a Bruce, Barby or Dave means you drop that card in the middle. When you drop a Bruce, you can take one card from anybody. If you play a Barby, you can take two from anybody (from one person or two) and if you play a Dave, you get three (from one, two or thee players).
    If you lose all your cards, you say "G'day, Mates!"
The winner is the last person with any cards.

    The game was invented between August 9-August 12 1998. Made by Brian Powers
    Bruce is named after the Australians in the Monty Python Sketch, Barby is named after Barb in Mao, and also from the saying "Throw another shrimp on the Barby," and Dave is named after Dave Elix.
How to Shoot Mentality fulla holz:
· Glass half empty
· Glass half full
· What's in this glass?
· -=BURP=- good beer...
· Where is this glass any whay?
· I'm not thirsty - go away pHrEaK!
· Here - have my beer.
· Who's paying?
· Glug, Glug...Moooo.
· Uh Oh! I dropped vee glass EN NOW IHT'S LEEKING!
· MY HAND IZ TWOO BIGH TWOO PIHK UP VEE GLASS!
· MY GLASS IS TWO Small to pick up my hand.
· THE CRABS! THE CRABS!
· Glass two small
· Not enough beer to go around
· Hey guyz...this round's on him!...Oh...
· I GOH MOY ED STUK EEN VEE GLAZZ (SHORIE)
· MUY BRAANE URTZ!

by Erik Betti

Ross and Brian's Insults
Þ Stupid Shod
Þ Puck-wallow
Þ Suck-boy
Þ Brain-child
Þ Flunk-bucket

by Ross and Brian
Brian's jokes he made up:
What does Spider Man use to aim?
A web site.

What do you call crocodile juice?
Gator-Ade.

In The Empire Strikes Back, why does the asteroid worm want to eat the Millennium Falcon?
It's his favorite! Crunchy on the outside and Chewy in the center.

by Brian
WORDS
weeegiaq: a small tire-person
petebodadijnit: one who shrinks and then studies paleontology
lierejubezital: a tropical bird with, surprisingly, three tails and a horrid singing voice
peocipuarev: a Mexican kid who shoots marbles
tisat: a small, peocipuarevian bird
reawelusonada: lukewarm milk that has been the place of bath for more than five peocipuarevs
sonavenac: sound of a peocipuarev snapping his fingers and clapping
berdfaso: sound made by stepping on a flatulent peocipuarev
tvta: beard on a peocipuarev
horunuixeyf: a falcon named Kale or Bib, who dances Marambas
fenim: the fuzz on a cow
ihiaey: Exclamation ("Ihiaey!! I'm walking here!!!")
riceki: bamboo sticks that make a sound like a grand Picasso
edniulpianorumo: a sumo wrestling riceki player
vyeronalihetiux: long word that means nothing
roezut: of the television family, this carnivorous beast feeds mainly on carrots
aycwenejimtigig: basically sulfur
ykor: ...pus
gseydotydtalfoy: the thing that lights lanterns in Jamaica
ziwosenedo: swash buckler with a trout instead of a sword
ahan: the things at the ends of people's arms ("Look! Ahan at da en a ma ahm!!!")
fratoebiwesinin: a huge, panda eating TV repairman

by Brian, Erik and Ross
You Might Be Counter-Culture If....
(You Might Be Counter-Culture If....)
· If Hormel gives you 10% of their profits because you wear so many Spam shirts, you might be counter-culture.
· If you have more glitter on your face than Steve Martin had on his jacket in Leap of Faith, you might be counter-culture.
· If some days you put a short-sleeved shirt on first by accident, you might be counter-culture.
· If your pants are wider at the bottom than at the top, you might be counter-culture.
· If your clothes are older than you are, you might be counter-culture.
· If you have to stand in bright light for a minute before going outside at night because your pants glow in the dark, you might be counter-culture.
· If you hair has been died more colors than Madonna's, you might be counter-culture.
· If you have more colors on your clothes than on your computer, you might be counter-culture.

by Erik and Brian
Fortunes We DON'T Want to Get

by Brian

You had so much potential
Don't eat the cookie. It's poisoned!
Your house is being burgalarized
Your lucky numbers - there are none.
You're not as ugly as your parents.
You caught a virus from the waiter who coughed in the sweet & sour chicken
Fortune cookies are a silly American gimmik.
You've got some fried wonton between your teeth
You are a mildly generous person
How about a bigger tip?
People judge you by your appearance.
Disregard this fortune.
I bet you couldn't even taste the monkey testes.
Are you sure that was shrimp in the lo mein?
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The Theme from ALF
Theme From Back to the Future
Theme from Beetle Juice
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Theme From The Brady Bunch
Coca Cola Theme Song
Exquisite Dead Guy by They Might Be Giants
Theme From Doogie Houser
Everybody Dance Now
Theme From Family Dog
Theme From Get Smart
Theme From Gilligan's Island
Theme From Ther Andy Griffith Show
Theme From I Dream of Jeannie
Theme From Jurassic Park
Theme From Knight Rider
Theme From The Lone Ranger
Louie Louie
Theme From Monty Python's Flying Circus
Theme From The Munsters
Theme From The Bob Newheart
Theme From The Pink Panther
Theme From Peanuts
Theme From Perfect Strangers
Theme From The Price Is Right
Theme From Quantum Leap
Theme From Rocky And Bullwinkle
Theme From Rocky I
Theme From Scoody Doo
Theme From Sesame Street
Theme From The Simpsons
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