Who are Ze Evil French? What do they do....and why?!? Well, here we are!

Jacques Le Nebuloso Asswipé Dumas Cardinal Seaman Chille De Concarnage Des Haricot Vert Gallate Fraise Guy dela Wombat La Vice Ministere les jacques

We are growing....ZE EVIL FRENCH has many auxiliaries...

THE NAUGHTY GERMANS

THE IRISH BASTARDS

THE NOT-SO-NEUTRAL SWISS

AND...THE HAPPY BELGIANS!!

ZE EVIL FRENCH do have plans...

We are here to see that you have a good time, whether you want one or NOT! We mock those who take themselves too seriously, the arrogant and anyone else whom needs a good spanking!

There will be more to come, now go to bed....that is all

So all you electric donkey bottom bitters, go away or we shall taunt you for a second time!