Mr.Hankey's Stinkiest Page
This page features the scripts to the Mr.Hankey songs and other South Park Christmas songs.Also some GREAT pics of Mr.Hankey.Soon sounds will be a feature on this page.
Mr.Hankey, The Christmas Pooh
Mr.Hankey is a magical Christmas Poop that comes out of the toilet every Christmas Eve, and if you have fiber in your diet he'll give you lots of presents!
Although lately Mr.Hankey is thought to be a FRAUD.John Krikafalski (creator of Ren and Stimpy) says that Mr.Hankey is actually a copy of his character, Nutty the Nutmeg Poop.Trey Parker denies it and says he had ideas of Mr.Hankey since he was potty training, that he would come out of the toilet if you didn't flush.
Mr.Hankey's Songs
Mr.Hankey The Christmas Pooh
It's Mr.Hankey, the Christmas Pooh,
He Loves Me, I Love You,
There from my parent's glee he loves you,
Even if your a Jew!
Sometimes he's nutty,
Sometimes He's corny,
He can be brown or brownish-green,
but if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve,
He might come to your your town.
He's Mr.Hankey the Christmas Pooh,
He Loves me...I LOVE YOU!!!!
MR.HANKEY PICS
The Death Of Mr.Hanky
"We need to get him to the ICU, STAT!"
"HOWDY HO!"
"I Guess I Don't Know The Extent Of My Powers!"
MR.HANKEY SOUNDS AND SONGS
New!"Behold Mr.Hanky!"
New!"Could It Be? Mr.Hankey?"
New!"Come Closer..."
New!"The sewer is a fragile ecosystem..."
New!We Remember Mr.Hanky
New!"One Time When You Were Sleeping I Put Myself In Your Mouth..."
Mr.Hankey's Santa Song
"I believe in Mr.Hankey"
"Happy, Happy, Happy, Everybodys Happy..."
The live action Mr.Hankey Commercial
"You smell an awfull lot like flowers."
The Mr.Hankey Song
Mr.Hankey's speech about Christmas
