Let There Be Light!


Found posted in a humor newsgroup (rec.humor.funny).


This is compiled from a series of memos found while clearing out
some email files. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Date: Wednesday, 11 October 1995 7:53am CT
To: Al ______
From: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

Al, just wanted to let you know that as I drove up to the building
I noticed the tower lights are out.
Thanks

Date: Friday, 13 October 1995 3:02pm CT
To: Ken ______
From: Al ______
Subject: Lights

Thanks, I'll pass that along to Chris

Date: Friday, 13 October 1995 3:09pm CT
To: Chris ______
From: Al ______
CC: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

Check the lights at the __________ building.

Date: Monday, 13 November 1995 6:44am CT
To: Al ______
From: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

Al, I see that the lights are still out.
Thanks

Date: Monday 13 November 1995 8:42am CT
To: Chris ______
From: Al ______
CC: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

What was done with this?

Date: Monday 13 November 1995 4:06pm CT
To: Al ______
From: Chris ______
CC: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

What "lights" are you referring to? We went out there and
didn't see a problem.

Date: Tuesday 14 November 1995 7:42am CT
To: Chris ______
From: Al ______
CC: Ken ______
Subject: Lites

Ken is referring to the lights on the radio tower outside his
building. Please check on this ASAP and get back to Ken.
We need to have a better response time on these kinds of
problems.

Date: Tuesday 14 November 1995 8:07am CT
To: Ken ______
From: Chris ______
Subject: Lights

Ken, We never had lights on that tower. It's not tall enough
to need them. That would be the reason for them not working.

Date: Tuesday 14 November 1995 1:47pm CT
To: Chris ______
From: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

Even though there are no lights on the tower I see no reason
why they should not work. During this critical period of the
merger we need to make things work even though they do not exist,
since many of the things which DO exist do not work.

Date: Tuesday 14 November 1995 2:38pm CT
To: Ken ______
From: Chris ______
Subject: Lights

OK, we'll get right on it.



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