Golf Novice
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A recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking
he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he
knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing,
then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and
onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the
fellow asked the speechless pro.
"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup." the pro finally
said, once he was able to speak again.
"Oh great!", the beginner replied, "NOW you tell me!"
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