The Wedding Of Jack and Jill Performed by: Laverne and Shirley

[Shirley] Oh the bride wore a gown of moon beams with a ruffle and a frill. [Laverne] And the happy young groom wore  a velvet plume [Both] At the wedding on Jack and Jill. [Laverne] Little boy blue all alone and blue, sat right down and cried. [Shirley] While ol' King Cole and his fiddlers 3 played "Here Comes The Bride." [Shirley] Oh the bride wore a gown of moon beams, with a ruffle and a frill. [Laverne] And the happy young groom wore a velvet plume [Both] At the wedding of Jack and Jill. Ding, dong, dell [Shirley] Ding dong, Ding Dong Repeat And the 3 little pigs were dancing cause they knew they...interupted by Lenny and Squiggy ...and the 3 blind mice were throwing rice at the wedding of Jack and Jill. Ding, Dong, Dell [Shirley] Ding Dong, Ding Dong Repeat How they laughed at the bride and bride groom 'Cause they're tumblin' down the hill ...the farmer in the dell rang the old church bell At the wedding of Jack and Jill.                                                          - The  Third Annual Shotz Talent Show (!979) Episode #78