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Hello, I am Electric Man, also known as Ben.

A website of non-epic proportions! I haven't got the time for that, yet.

Enjoy meandering about the place, if you learn anything, then don't blame me*, but also: how dumb were you to begin with?**








*This is an official disclaimer
**No offence*