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1.	When you awake in the morning, what state is your room in? Clothes and shoes are strewn everywhere Everything is in perfect order The perfect sunrise compliments your colorful decor You find your cat chewing on the cords of your lava lamp collection again What is morning? I only wake at night
2.	You get up to get dressed. What sort of outfit do you usually wear? Plain-- no patterns, classic styles I only have black clothes, so it really makes no difference what I wear Preppy-- jeans and button down shirts Trendy-- carpenter pants and stylish tops Athletic-- sweatshirts and running pants
3.	What sort of breakfast do you normally eat? Shredded wheat and fruit I grab a banana and run out the door Kiddie cereals Leftover cold pizza and a pickle Animal remains from my midnight sacrifices
4.	What does your work/school day consist of? I don't believe in governmental instruction, only the teachings of Lord Ubu and his minions At least one "break" to the CD store at the mall Focused, dilligent work Frequent chats with coworkers or fellow students I interrupt class/work to bring others cupcakes
5.	After work/school, I immediately: Take a short nap. All that effort wears me out! Run to the liquor store Burn some incense to relax me Hunt for ingredients to my spells and curses Stop by the local pet shelter to volunteer for a few hours
6.	What kind of car do you drive? A shaggin' wagon A Ford Escort A Camaro A minivan I only walk, it's much easier to avoid cops that way
7.	Which describes what you normally eat for dinner? Again, animal parts from sacrifices Pancakes and eggs A Lean Cuisine Stir-fry and rice Spaghetti, no meat
8.	What is your "type" of man? Preppy-- Mr. Popularity Athletic-- gets up to run at 5:00 A.M. and works out in the evening Trendy-- goatee and tye-dye shirt Conservative-- straight suit-and-tie for all occasions I only let Lord Ubu into my life
9.	What kind of shoes are your favorites? Black knee-high combat boots Birkenstocks Loafers Dr. Martens NIkes
10.	What is your ideal date? A romantic dinner out and maybe a movie Going dancing or clubbing Chasing squirrels to catch and sacrifice Cuddling under the stars Tickets for the latest musical or concert
11.	What kind of family structure did you grow up with? Youngest child Only child Middle child Oldest child I killed my family and sacrificed them with the squirrels to Lord Ubu
12.	What kind of prefume do you prefer? The rich scent of blood Citrusy scents Floral scents I make my own perfumes out of my personal collection of oils I never wear perfume
13.	What kind of career is closest to your ideal? Housewife/mother Lawyer Nurse I serve Lord Ubu 24/7 Anthropologist
14.	What holiday is your favorite? Halloween Christmas Easter Independence Day New Year's
15.	My favorite movie is Dazed and Confused Sleepless in Seattle The Exorcist Speed The Lion King

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