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You spill your beer. You...
hold a ceremony dedicated to alcohol lost in the line of duty.
curse yourself and get another.
curse everyone and get two, that way if you lose one again you have another.
kill the cat to spite God for causing you such pain.
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| 2. |
Your favorite book is....
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Where the Red Fern Grows
Mein Kampf
Alice in Wonderland
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| 3. |
You're at a party and offered a snack. You take the...
pretzels
raw meat
pickles
pigs in a blanket
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| 4. |
You are offerend a nudie magazine. Your response?
Sure, but I've seen this one already.
Okay, whatever.
No thanks, I don't want to corrupt my values.
Cool, I need a fifth copy for my collection!
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| 5. |
An attractive member of the opposite sex falls down in front of you. Nobody else is around. You...
Offer help. It's the nice thing to do.
Keep walking an act like you didn't see it. People are strange today.
Walk her home. (Disregard Motives)
Get it on! After all, they're already on the ground....
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| 6. |
You wake up late for your early morning class, but need to satisfy that thirst. On the way out, you grab...
orange juice
carbonated beverage
V8
scotch
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| 7. |
You witness a horrid car accident. You...
Pull over and offer assistance.
Keep driving. Serves the dick right for going so fast.
pull over and wait to file a report. Meanwhile, you cry from the disturbing site.
Slam into the vehicles involved. You need a new car, and insurance is grand.
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| 8. |
There is a concert this weekend. You're off to see...
The Urge
Dave Matthews Band
Sesame Street on Ice
Morbid Angel
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| 9. |
You have to turn you paper in late, need the grade badly, and need a good excuse. Your...
hamster died
grandma died
car died
last professor died for not accepting late papers.
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| 10. |
When you learned of Princess Di's death, you...
cried. A lot.
felt bad for the great loss.
thought for one second, and then continued to watch Garfield and Friends.
hope she had fell on a landmine.
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| 11. |
The Taco Bell dog is....
cute!
a good marketing technique
scary.
a dirty mexican/illegal immigrant.
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| 12. |
The kid at the restaurant keep crying. You...
smile. He's so cute!
bite your lip and ignore.
cry like the baby until the parents shut him up.
compensate for wind. If you can get the potato down his throat, he can't scream anymore.
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| 13. |
You're buying furniture for your house. You'll take the....
floral pattern
plaid set
leather upholstered
barb wire and cast iron
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| 14. |
Look, a rainbow! You think.....
nature is so grand
wow. That's nice.
Crayola has more colours.
Noah was gay.
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| 15. |
You hit a cow while driving. You...
bury the animal. Poor thing.
stop and call the police.
curse and keep going. Stupid animal.
Free steak!
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