Ok well I debated what the best category to put this beer into was. But Budweiser isn't quite bad enough to be considered a truly crappy beer. Unless of course you're a beer snob like this guy.

I on the other hand consider this to be an average beer with cool advertising. Budweiser is weak, watery, but with a decent after taste. Not good, but it doesn't make you cringe. The major advantage of this beer is that if you keep buying it they'll keep making the ads. Because no sane human being (other than college freshmen) actually thinks that Bud is the best beer around. It's just ok, and everywhere. It's the beer you buy when you can't think of what you want. So I guess all those talking lizard ads really do pay off.

Which brings me to the one thing that really pisses me off about Budweiser. Those damn ads with the great grandson of Adolphus Busch who supposedly runs the brewery. He goes on and on about the art and science of brewing. How they only use the absolute best hops and malt. What absolute bullshit, they use cheap grain, that's why the beer tastes like crap, but (in my best Stuart Smalley voice) thats..... ok. If we wanted good beer we'd go live in Germany dammit. We're American! and in America by god it doesn't matter one damn bit if it tastes good, as long as it LOOKS good, and you can make enough enough of it to drown the rest of the free world in it. That's all that matters. So Budweiser should just shut the fuck up about quality and stick to talking geckos.

And that's just about all I've gots to say about that, I'm figurin.