911.wav
: "Somebody dial 911!"
backup.wav
Harry: "You telling me you don't have a backup plan? That
these eight Boy Scouts right here, that is the world's hope?
That's what you're telling me?"
Truman: "Yeah."
Harry: "Oh Jesus! Dammit!"
cyclops.wav
Rockhound: "Ok, Cyclops lady is startin' to bug me."
global.wav
Truman: "It's what we call a global killer. The end of
mankind. Doesn't matter where it hits, nothing would survive, not even bacteria."
harry.wav
Grace: "Hi Harry."
Harry: "I have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad."
Grace: "Sorry Harry."
horny.wav
Grace: "We call him Hound because, well, um, he's horny."
illegal.wav
Rockhound: "Harry, this is illegal, man!"
Harry: "I'm temporarily insane, Rock, it's alright!"
job.wav
Harry: "You know A.J., there's not a job on the planet that
I'd want you to work with me on."
peace.wav
Harry: "Make your peace with God, A.J.!"
pisspoor.wav
Truman: "You said we did a bad job of putting it together?"
Harry: "No, I said you did a piss-poor job of putting it
together!"
real.wav
Truman: "Well, actually, this is as real as it gets."
retards.wav
Gen. Kinsey: "We spend two hundred and fifty billion
dollars a year on defense, and here we are, the fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!"
save.wav
Harry: "The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?"
sky.wav
Truman: "Well, our object collision budget's a million
dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and begging your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky."
tampax.wav
Grace: "The first time I got my period Rock had to take me
into Taipei for Tampax and then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry!"
Rockhound: "Oh! Uh, no, I told her how to use them, I didn't show her, Harry!"
taxes.wav
Harry: "Yeah, one more thing, umm... None of them wanna pay taxes again... Ever."
wife.wav
Carl: "I want to name her Dottie, after my wife. She's a
vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape."
everything.wav
Rockhound: "God, I hate knowing everything!"
feeling.wav
Harry: "How you feeling?"
A.J.: "Ah, good, you know, considering I've never been this
scared in my entire life."
fivewords.wav
Harry: "A.J., I got just five words for ya - Damn glad to see
ya boy!"
A.J.: "That's six words!"
horror.wav
Rockhound: "Guess what guys! It's time to embrace the
horror! Look, we got front-row tickets to the end of the earth!"
hug.wav
Bear: "I am not crazy! I'm just a little emotional right now, ok? Ya'll throwing all this stuff at me, man! Look, I mean, after this is over, can I like get a hug from you or somethin?"
