Am I the only one out there with a brain? sometimes I wonder this as I view the spectacle that our political system has become.

Today, men and women don't cast their votes for issues. They don't discuss which policies would be most beneficial for the nation. Instead they vote on the basis of hair style, entertainment value and popularity. President Clinton began this new trend when he appeared on the Arsenio Hall show. (Picture below). I believe, however, that  his saxophone is actually a mindnumbing device given to him by KGB agents. (Picture opposite.)

President Clinton plays a private number for his number one fan - Boris Yeltsin.

Gore also has tried to keep up with the latest in communist infiltration, and is seen (below) being toasted for his undying devotion to the cause by the communist chinese. Gore was forced to call for aids when he realized that the sheer weight of the Chinese pocket padding was more than he alone could carry.

Note that Clinton is wearing sunglasses to shield his mind from the affects of the saxophone. What he doesn't realize however, is that soundwaves travel through the ear canal and not the cornea.

The first step of any successful brainwashing campaign is to be seen early and be seen often. And Gore has taken full advantage of this, appearing on numerous talk shows. Pictured (below- right) are Al Gore and David Letterman.

The Top 10 reasons that David Letterman is smiling:
#10 Al Gore just slipped him some Yen
#  9 With his promise to put Gore on the show kept, he can now get his hands on Hillary
#  8 At last only his elite security teams will have guns.
#  7 He's overcome with the suspense at  who will finally win the rigged election campaign
#  6 The blue Mug on his desk is a gift from the U.N. and is made with real Somali bits.
#  5 Al Gore has just congratulated him on being a good lackey
#  4 Under the new system, he will become a dark overlord
#  3 He finally gets to speak with the man who invented the internet in person.
#  2 His show will be allowed to stay on the air during the Chinese occupation.

and the number one reason why David letterman is smiling - Al Gore just asked him if he'd like to ride a donkey after the show.

"I would like to thank you on behalf of China for: the Panama Canal, U.S. Nuclear Submarine tecchnology, Most favoured nation trading status, WTO membership and most of all, for the intern exchange program."

Can't you just feel the love?

At left we see a picture of Al Gore and Oprah (long time financial contributer to the democratic party-$12,000 in recent years) playing... eh hem .... footsies  on national television. Yes, you heard me right -footsies! I thought she wasn't doing raunchy programming anymore? Heel! Heel! good doggy! Ruff! According to Gore, those boots are a real turn on for him and he especially likes the red. Hmmm

Al Gore now commands a legion of hollywood's elite! These specially-schooled members of the brainwashed establishment are ready and willing to laugh, sing, dance, play dead and even, if it comes to that, place artificial tears in their conjuctival sacs in order to get your vote. The Democratic National Committee fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall in New York, Sept. 14, 2000, could best be described as a who's who in hollywood. Many of the guests, no doubt overcome with the glamour of the event, refused to leave, feeling that they might lose out on a grammy, or a communist service medal..

Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt were there.

Pop singer Jimmy Buffet was there! Whoever the hell he is.

Matt Damon and Lauren Nutton were there.

Homosexual turned singer, K.D. Lang was there performing live!.

Rocker Paul Simon was there providing free entertainment.

Actor Michael Douglas and  pop star Bon Jovi were there. "Ah, good to see you comrade"

Actress turned puppet of the communist super-state, Salma Hayek was there.

Actress, singer Bette Midler was there and performed live in an effort to storm the beaches of decadent capitalism.

Of course the above is by no means a complete list! N Sync, Tommy Lee Jones, Gloria Steinum, Michael J. Fox, Tom Hanks and Robin Williams (along with several other high profile performers!) also made appearences.

This has been guiding sheep. tune in tommorrow to learn how you're being fleeced. *Note to government agents who have been working to keep me in a perpetual state of dispair - I can be bought! Oh please no! Not the high-heel of doom! AHHHHH*