Marita Lovers Anonymous
When I first started this page, I expected that it would mostly be my own folly, with few visitors. I expected that everyone hated Marita, because at the time there was little evidence of support for her. So lo and behold, this turns out to be one of my most popular webpages! It would seem to me The Unblondie has more followers than we have been led to believe. But slowly the fans are coming out of the closet where Marita keeps her terry bathrobes. The ratio of Pro-Marita sites is now equal to the Anti-Marita sites. We are all around you. Your best friend, your next door neighbor, even the sweet old man down the street, all could be secret Marita fans.
Marita fans tend to be very secretive about their admiration for the Peroxided One. They think they are the only ones, and not wanting to be shunned by society, keep to themselves. Whenever they watch Marita episodes, they take great measures not to be caught. The curtains are closed, the door is locked, the volume on the TV kept down low. They may even hide their Marita videos in a less offensive cover, say that of a porn video.
If you believe you may be a Marita fan, don't be ashamed. It is perfectly normal and acceptable behavior. And if you ever need to talk it through, call one of our sympathetic counselors at 1-800-UNIBLONDE.
